Of Monkeys and Foxes chapter 8
In a bland life of a boring student, nothing happens, especially him owning Naruto DBZ. To be clear, he doesn't.
Hey! Long time no see; Believe it or not, I have an excuse! My old computer is out of reach in computer heaven right now, and without it poor little me has no way of getting my excellent imagination to you graceful and awesome being called my audience. My apologies to the greatest extent for that, but I am working my way around such problems to throw this to you all, AKA amazing chapter eight.
There were a lot of reviews, surprisingly O_O Maybe I should wait forever more often XD that's off the point though I've decided the pairings! Sasu-chan is going to play nice with Videl and Naruto is going to have fun with eighteen by popular demand!
Normally I would answer reviews, but I decided, hey! I can do that privately! So send the review people, and I will happily message each and every one of you. Cause I'm a nice guy like that, and it makes my flames all happy and mushy stuff like that to get reviews.
Anyway, enough of my pointless babbling. Time for the story folks!
Talking: "I am a teapot"
Thinking: "Short and stout"
Demon speak/justu/ attack: "I refuse to sing"
Demon thoughts: "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty"
Naruto Universe
(Orochimaru's Lair)
Looking at the gate with Kabuto, Orochimaru looked over at his second in command with a raised eyebrow. "Did you set everything up exactly?"
The white haired medic-nin bowed deeply before nodding."Yes Orochimaru-sama as soon as we cross, the gate to their supposed hell will open up, allowing us allies."
"Good, then let's cross shall we?" Orochimaru asked gleefully before stepping forward, and in a ripple, crossed universes to be in the crowds around that odd arena.
Before crossing, Kabuto silently hit a button on his collar. "Mandara-sama, we are crossing now. We will hopefully return with Kyuubi in less than a day."
A voice spoke from his communicator, sounding overly happy. "Tobi is happy! Soon Tobi will have a fox pet!" Suddenly the happiness dropped completely and instead a dark voice rang out. "And if he doesn't, a certain white haired person will be without a head."
Kabuto inwardly shivered, glancing around with a deep breath before passing through the gate, knowing if he didn't grab the kid, death would be the easy way out for him.
DBZ Verse
Naruto almost skipped off the platform, landing next to Sasuke and Eighteen with a cheesy fox grin. "Did you see that? I was awesome, admit it."
Sasuke simply rolled his eyes. "You got lucky, dobe. Let me show you how a real fighter does it."
Naruto sent a heated glare at the boy before blinking as a hand ruffled his head between his ears. Looking up he saw a smiling eighteen and couldn't help but smile back. Something about sharing the same kind of past made Naruto feel a bond with the former android. Quietly she let out a "You did good kid." Before walking past with Sasuke.
Naruto turned and watched them walk off, shaking his head and sitting down on the ground. Something told him this was going to be good, but at the same time he was getting a sinking feeling.
It turned out the sinking feeling was the one proved right, as when the two went to face off, Sasuke suddenly dropped to the ground clutching his seal. Looking in surprise, Naruto was about to rush forward when a screeching noise erupted and on the stage, right next to the crowd, came out someone Naruto was hoping never to see again.
Sasuke stared down the blond haired female before him easily and took his usual taijutsu stance, ready to go toe to toe with her when suddenly, something happened and it felt like a kunai was being grated against his neck. Falling to his knees, the boy looked around and saw the cause of it appear at the edge of the stage. Orochimaru and his henchman Kabuto.
Before, Sasuke would have been going with this man. That was before his current sensei beat some sense into him. Orochimaru might have offered easy power but it was nothing like he had when he worked for his current strength. Standing the raven haired teen stared down the sannin with hatred, knowing that because of this man, he almost gave up everything.
Feeling someone next to him, Sasuke turned to see a seething Naruto glaring at Orochimaru as well. Suddenly two more presences were felt and Vegita and Gohan were there. Blinking in surprise, Sasuke rose and eyebrow at them all when Naruto spoke up from his side. "This is not only your fight Sasuke; we all want a piece of this bastard."
Sasuke blinked and felt something strange; a weird feeling like this was all right. Grinning openly, Sasuke turned to the snake sannin and leveled a smirk at him. "You're outnumbered, and outclassed. Its time you died Orochimaru."
Then the oddest thing happened, the snake laughed. Evil and drawn out. "That's where you're wrong Sasuke; I believe it is I who outclass you." Suddenly the sky tinted red, and another hole opened up. Everyone, even the crowd who thought this was all some publicity stunt, looked up and saw what, to the Z warriors was a horrifying sight. A group of the most evil men they had ever faced descended down towards tem to land next to the sannin, but some things had changed. Cell oddly enough had two tails, and instead of being green and gray, like previously, he was red and black. seemed to have added limbs, now having four legs and arms, and a smirking Frieza stood there, glowing purple with power.
Vegita summed up what the other four were thinking pretty clearly with only two words. "Oh, Fuck."
Naruto verse
Everyone crowding around the crystal were simply sitting there in shock at what was happening. Somehow their number one enemy had crossed over and somehow had his own team of people who just seemed outright freaky. Everyone turned to look to the Hokage, who had somehow managed to grab a bottle of sake and had downed half of it. Wiping her sleeve on her mouth, she looked at everyone.
"Alright, we got to get over there somehow. I'm making this a priority one mission, everyone team up and find some way up there." Seeing a chorus of agreements, Tsunade herself jumped out the window and headed towards the top of the tower, intent on jumping to see if she could make it through.
Jariya and Kakashi walked out at an easy pace, with an excited looking Lee and an exasperated Tenten following them. Jariya simply looked back and said. "You kids may want to glue yourselves to the ground for this."
The two teens looked at each other with a shrug before doing as they were told. Two seconds later the ground was now a giant Toad's head. The frog looked none too happy either. "Jariya! Why have you called me here now?!"
"We got to help the Gaki; he somehow found trouble in a whole different universe this time." Jariya shouted, to which the frog nodded and did the obvious thing, Jumped towards the crack in the sky with the two from team nine on his back, screaming, Kakashi, reading his book and looking bored, and Jariya laughing.
As soon as the toad hit the crack, a puff of smoke resounded everywhere and with a screech, the crack was gone. Leaving everyone else out.
DBZ Universe
Just as the fighting was about to commence, a screech echoed behind Orochimaru, who turned in shock to find his exit gone and in it's place his old annoying teammate and the Cyclopes jounin, along with two nobody kids.
"You buffoon! What have you done?!" Orochimaru yelled
Jariya simply ignored the other, walking with Kakashi to stand next to Naruto. "You have a hell of a lot of questions to answer later Gaki."
"Ero-sennin!" Naruto seemed to have tears in his eyes as he hugged the man. Being pushed off; Naruto wiped his eyes and smiled gleefully. "Man have I got a lot to show you!"
Orochimaru coughed. "If you don't mind, I would like to get my victory underway."
Naruto was about to open his mouth to say something when a new voice behind him beat him to it.
"Man, I find a free pass to earth and I have to start it fighting? I was hoping for food first."
Everyone turned to look back and everyone whose home was in this universe gasped, the evil ones in shock and anger, and the z fighters in shock. Everyone but Vegita, who simply glared in boredom.
Gohan breathed out a word that identified the man in one go. "Dad"
Well, there you go. I didn't have a lot of time, so sorry about the shortness, but now I get to leave it on a cool cliffy type deal and set it up for some awesome fighting later. I absolutely swear my next chapter will be at least DOUBLE this amount ^^ So be nice to the computer deprived writer
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