Chapter 10: Halloween special!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.

Me: Guess what day it is!

Gin: it's-

Stebbin: Popcorn night!

Timmy: the Day the new Chinese food restaurant opens!

Ace: Chocolate day!

Seconda: Hug a Jew day!

Yami: Hug an Asian day!

Me:... no, no, no, no, and no... Hug a Jew/Asian day?

Gin: that's a first.

Me: um, that's a little racist.

Gin: not really, when I was a kid, there were days like that.

Yami: and when was that?

Gin: During the Edo era.

Everyone:...

Timmy: but seriously, what day is it?

Me: you guys don't know?

Everyone:...

Me: IT'S HALLOWEEN!

Yami:... oh

Everyone: we knew that...

Me: well, let's go trick or treating!

Yami: I have plans...

Everyone: same...

Me: oh come on! You guys just don't wanna some trick or treating with me!

Gin:... well, there was that one time...

Yami: yeah... it was awful.

Me:... fine! I'll just go by myself! And for the record, how was I supposed to know he wasn't a hollow?

Ace: well, he did have a little bit of spiritual pressure, but the costume was awful.

Seconda: and the Pressure he was giving off was peaceful.

Me:... but he ran up to me like a demon! He looked so much like the Akuma thing that the people in Europe chase! And have to use innocence and stuff!

Timmy:... seriously? Allen said those things can be destroyed with Reiatsu and Kido to... but they don't bother us, and are quite rare.

Gin: you worry too much Cooly.

Me:... okay, but I'm going to go trick or treating anyway.

Stebbin: what are you going to be?

Me: a Female Michael Jackson Yeti Tie-ninja!

Stebbin: Huh?

Me: okay, I'm a girl, so I'm the female version of Michael Jackson, and I'm putting on a Yeti Mask, then on top of the Yeti mask, I'm going to put a tie around it, then I will put on a white Michael Jackson Hat, thus making me Michael Jackson. Then, I will wear a blue tie that will make me a complete Tie-ninja. But I lost the mask, so I might just be a Female Michael Jackson Tie-ninja. Get it? Tie-Ninja, like Thailand?

Everyone:...how does Cooly's mind work? You really thought this through..

Me: oh yeah.

Gin:... I wonder, are you gonna trick or treat? Or gonna scare the heck out of all the kids that come to

your house for candy?

Me:... haha, I'm not that evil. Well, Gin, you HAVE to come with me for trick or treating!

Gin:... okay... in that case, I'll just wear my Captain Haori and walk around with you.

Stebbin:... good luck with that...

So, in America... this is how it went.

Gin: haha, wow, I never thought that this would be so much fun!

Me: yeah, we have tons of candy!

We were both carrying bags of candy... at least 20 pounds.

Gin:... okay, so let's drop this off at your house and go to a different area.

Me: oh yeah.

Because we were so good with shunpoing, we shunpoed all the way to my house and started in a fresh neighborhood.

Gin: so which house should we go to next?

Me: how ab-

we heard a roar.

Gin moaned.

Gin: why does there have to be a hollow now?

Me: grr... let's check it out...

we looked around and there was a genuine hollow. Right there... stealing kid's candy.

Gin: that's a first.

Me:... idk if that's a hollow... where's the hole?

Gin:... omg... oh god, please tell me it isn't an Akuma!

Me:... I thought this was Bleach themed, not -Man cross fic.

Gin: don't look at me! This is your own twisted world!

Allen: DUCK!

Gin and me: Goose! *ducks*

Lavi:... Gin? what are you doing in the U.S?

Gin: and you two! Aren't you guys supposed to be in Europe?

Allen: yeah, but for some reason, about two-five days ago *ducks from incoming attack* there have been a mega increase of Akuma, along with hollows.

Me:... Grr, Gin, I hope you've learned your lesson.

Gin: uh-huh, yes mother.

I punch Gin in the stomach.

Gin: oof... yes...

Lavi: so, can you guys help us? There are, like, 20 more coming.

Me: sure.

Allen: *whispers* although Lavi is my friend, he can do fine without me, when we go in, we run. Then we can go trick or treating,

Gin: so evil...

Me: I like, let's do this!

Lavi: here they come... hey, where did they go? Allen! Gin! Other person!

Me: uhg, let's hit all of the houses before Lavi comes looking for us.

Allen: nah, those Demons will keep him busy... so how much candy have you guys gotten?

Gin: TONS, we've mad at least 3 trips. it's so fun!

Allen: haha, I remember when I went trick or treating with Master... *shudders*

Me: was it pleasnt?

Allen: no, not at all... by the way, what's your name? I don't think we've met before.

Gin: nope, you haven't! This is cool guy 33! Cooly for short! We always cause destruction wherever we

go!

Allen:... wow, that's amazing...

well, anyways, it was like a normal Halloween! Except... Lavi CRASHED into us.

Me: so, which area should we cover ne-

out of nowhere, Lavi crashes into me.

Allen: Lavi? what are you doing here?

Lavi: and where have YOU been? That's just cruel Allen! Leave me to exorcise all of those Akuma by MYSELF! when I thought I was done, a level three hit me! God-

Me, Gin, and Allen: DON'T USE GOD'S NAME IN VAIN! OR IN CURSES!

Me: but I do it all the time though..

Gin: me to.. does that make us Hypocrites?

Me: no, they're a religious organization, we're not religious.

Gin: haha, so... have you killed the level th-

Akuma: YOU PITIFUL EXORCIST! I WILL KILL YOU!

Allen:... I hope its soul finds salvation...

Gin, Lavi, and Me: THEN EXORCISE IT!

Allen: crowned clown is not feeling up to it...

Akuma: YOUR SELF CONFIDENCE WILL BE THE END OF Y-

Me and Gin: die. *summons Jigoku*

Me: the poor, poor soul.

Gin: haha.

Allen:... I just got word from Komui, we are to go back to our designated area...

Lavi: A-L-L-E-N! How could you!

They start to walk away. Me and Gin look at each other, unsure of what we should do next. Suddenly, Con comes.

Con: wassup guys! I've raided, like, 20 Candy bowls.

Me: sweet, we've raided a lot to... we've lost count.

Gin: you missed the party! An Akuma actually forced Cooly to use her Zanpakuto!

Con: 0.0 The poor soul... it will never see the light of day again.

Me: wanna go and raid the HOUSES next?

Gin/Con: The houses? Is that possible?

Me: Ever heard of abusing your shinigami powers?

Gin: well, I'm sorry to say, but Con is not a Shinigami...

Con/Me: but he's/I'm like a ninja! He/I may not be Asian, but he's/I'm like a ninja!

Gin: okay... I think this adventure is a time for another chapter.

Me: fine...

so? you like it? Oh, and...

Disclaimer: I do not own -Man.

Well, sorry for the major delay in the update... Gin, who oh so kindly tried to put in his writers quirk, locked my computer.

Well, see you soon!

Yours truly, Cooly :)