I almost forgot to update this year's love fest entries on here too! I don't want to start a new doc for three fics, so I'll be putting them all in here! ^-^

I also changed the name from Nalu Love Fest 2014 to 'naughty nalus', because that's hitting the nail on the head isn't it? :p I might just add some more random nsfw ficlets here in the future, so watch out! :)

I'll update the other two entries for 2015 in the next few days. Without further ado, here we go!

Day 1: Laughter

the splitting bamboo

"Ouch!"

"What the hell…"

"No, your leg goes there."

"Show me this book again, this can't be!"

"No, don't mo–!"

With a surprised yelp on both parts, the pair crumbled to the ground in a heap as Lucy lost the strength in her left arm, pulling Natsu down with her. He tried to break the fall as best as he could, but still unceremoniously landed with his head on her chest. Both squeaked and hissed as they came to a standstill after what had felt like ages of awkward limb-tangling.

"So much for The Suspended Scissors," Natsu grumbled, his face squished between Lucy's bare breasts.

Lucy simply giggled in response. She moved a shaky hand to his head, gently ruffling his hair.

"It's not my fault you weren't strong enough to hold me up," she teased, "Wanna try something easier?"

Natsu's head shot up faster than she could blink, and Lucy bit back a laugh.

"What did you just say?" he growled playfully, pushing himself up a little and pressing his forehead against hers. "It was your arm that buckled."

"Let's just agree to blame the book," she suggested, gingerly clenching her thighs around his waist. He hummed in response and started to leisurely grind against her, catching her drift.

"Yeah, damned book," he mumbled as he placed openmouthed kisses from her cheek to her collarbone.

His erection was still hard, pressing against Lucy's belly almost demandingly.

Despite the inconvenience of their first position, Lucy couldn't help but revel in the way he had so deeply reached into her with his thrusts. Before they had lost their balance and he had slipped out of her as they tumbled to the ground. So much for that. But still…

"Maybe…" she started, "Maybe we should try again. Just not standing."
Natsu furrowed his brows, pondering her idea.

"I don't think a position like that was mentioned in the book," he finally said. "Sorry."

Lucy rolled her eyes. To hell with the damned book!

"But…" Natsu's eyes suddenly brightened. "The Splitting Bamboo!"

"What?!"

"That one's similar!"

"Don't tell me you… learned them all by heart?"

Natsu pouted, studying the wall to his right with sudden interest. "Well, I had to be prepared…" he grumbled.

Laughing, Lucy pulled him into a kiss. "You did well," she praised him, and almost lost it when his face lit up like he was a dog and had just been rewarded by his favourite treat.

But, Lucy knew, human Natsu's favourite treat more often than not proved to be of the inedible kind. At least if she could believe the things he whispered to her when they made love.

"Well," she giggled, "as long as it's not The Standing Wheelbarrow, or The Lustful Leg…"

They both snorted, still tangled into each other on the ground.

"Guess I'm not the only one who read that book more than once," he grinned devilishly, untangling their legs to grip her thighs and grind against her wet core. "Don't forget to thank Cana for it later on."

"Never," Lucy purred, trying to hold back a happy moan.

The book, momentarily discarded on the ground beside them, attracted Natsu's attention once more. Reaching over, he took it and placed it on Lucy's stomach.

After flipping over a few pages, Natsu encountered his desired position.

"Alright, so I'm gonna sit on your left leg…" He did as he had told her, straddling her thigh and gripping her free, right leg. "…and put this one onto my shoulder."

Beneath him, Lucy wasn't sure if she should laugh or blush at his administrations. He was deadly concentrated, eyes skimming over the sketch repeatedly, lips parted as he licked them.

"Put your arms behind your head," he commanded, and Lucy pouted up at him.

"Do I have to?" she asked, "I want to touch you…"

Natsu cocked his head, dark eyes fixating themselves on her.

"Just for now," he mumbled, eyes moving to her breasts and the perky nipples awaiting him. Lucy obediently moved her hands behind her back, showing off her generous mounds perfectly to his hungry gaze. She grinned up at him, and he growled appreciatively.

"Like this?"

"Hell yeah."

His hardened length twitched against her abdomen, drawing her attention. Lifting her hips, she prodded him to continue what he had started. But for now, his goal seemed abandoned. Letting her leg slide to the side, he leaned forward and captured a nipple with greedy lips.

Humming, Lucy arched her back further to meet him, pushing her breasts invitingly into his mouth. He groaned happily, tongue lavishing her hardening bud.

She freed one hand from behind her head, moving it along her side and inbetween his legs. A vibration travelled through her breast as he hummed, gently moving his hips as her hand wrapped around him.

"Hey Natsu," she whispered, tightening her hold as she stroked up and down his length, making him bite down on her areola. "I'm all fired up again."

Guiding him a little lower, she began rubbing her dripping folds against him, eliciting a sound aching to a whimper from the man above her.

"So…split that bamboo already."

Snorting so hard his whole body shook, Natsu released her breast to drop his head onto her shoulder, a hearty laugh reverbrating through the room. Lucy joined right in, leaning her head back to stop the tears that were beginning to form from overflowing.

"Really, Lu?" he wheezed.

"I'm sorry! I couldn't help myself!"

"Well, your wish is my command either way," he said, his grin suddenly turning considerably darker. His hand, that had rested on her waist, moved lower to give her ass a good squeeze, lifting her up slightly at the same time to slip his knee beneath her. Her leg was back over his shoulder before she knew it, his throbbing length positioned at her entrance in the blink of an eye.

Her mouth dropped open in surprise, the hand that had been curled around him seconds ago suddenly empty as it lay on the meeting of her thighs. But before any articulated sound could be formed by her lips, he began pushing into her, effectively wiping her mind blank.

"Mmhhh," she sighed as he sheathed himself completely inside her, closing his eyes as she wrapped tightly around every inch of him. He stayed there for a moment, reveling in the feeling of completion, before pulling back out and pushing in with more force.

"Oh God," Lucy moaned. "This feels good."

"Yeah?" he breathed coarsely, pulling her leg tighter against his body, angling her so he could reach even further inside.

Lucy hissed beneath him, arching her back as an almost guttural whine broke free from her lips.

"Yeah," she breathed, voice breaking on the last sound as he sped up the pace, thrusting into her harshly.

"Is that enough bamboo splitting for you?" he asked with a quirk to his lips, panting from his efforts.

Lucy managed to laugh inbetween her laboured breaths, a thin and strained sound, but her heart was in it nonetheless. Every other part of her, however, was focused solely on the heat between her legs, on the delicious sensation that spread through her veins and threatened to take her over completely.

She gladly let it.

Mewling in delight, she pushed her hips up to answer his, grinding her teeth when he started hitting her sweet spot.

"Ah, Natsu! Yes!"

With a strained grin, Natsu continued pounding into her, driving her to the brink of blissful insanity. His grip was tight on her thigh, fingers digging into her soft skin as if he were holding on for dear life.

He leaned forward, spreading her legs further apart. Lucy felt the slight pull as her tendons protested, but couldn't have cared less. Pleasure was overwhelming her, dragging her down, down into a fire she wanted to burn in.

The hand that still rested on her lower stomach moved lower by itself, coming to a halt where they were joined. There, she stroked his length everytime he pulled back and plunged back in. He was hard and slick from her juices, like velvet as her fingertips graced him.

"Lucy!" he rasped, his rhythm faltering. "Shit!"

Lucy arched her back off the floor, clenching around him as she moaned wantonly, no longer caring about anything but her pleasure, and that of the man crouching above her. He hissed and cursed, feeting pushing against the ground as he drove into her wildly.

"Agh!" he growled, "I'm gonna cum! Lucy, I'm– ugh!"

His brows were furroved, sweat wetting his hair and rolling down his temples, jaw grinding. It was almost painful to look at, had it not turned her on beyond belief.

"Yes," she spurred him on as her hand left him and moved to rub against her clit. She could feel an all too familiar coil tightening in her stomach, could feel herself rapidly approaching an edge she wanted to tumble over together with him. "Come for me, Natsu!"

"Fuck!" he roared as his hips stuttered and he finally let himself go, pushing deeply into her as he lost all conscious thought.

Lucy followed moments after, his name on her lips.

Natsu released her leg with shaky hands, carefully pulling out of her before he dropped down, distributing his body weight to not hurt her.

They lay together, breathing heavily. Natsu pressed a happy kiss to her lips, nibbling on her lower lip contently. Lucy sighed against his mouth, pulling back to fondly look into his eyes.

He grinned down at her, and she answered with a soft laugh.

"Guess I'll have to thank Cana after all."

"Hey Lucy – does this make me a lumberjack?"

"Oh shut up."