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'You sure this is the right way Chopper?' Zoro asked the doctor. 'You're concerned with his sense of direction?' Sanji provoked. 'What's that supposed to mean?'

'Here they go again...' Chopper thought, as the two idiots behind him started clashing foreheads and insulting one another. Chopper stopped, sniffing the air. 'His scent is the strongest here. We should -ARGH!'

Chopper turned around, and saw Zoro with his swords out and Sanji and Sanji charging towards him.

'DIE YOU STUPID COOK!'

'THAT'S MY LINE YOU STUPID MARIMO!'

'Kiki Kyutoryu...'

'Anchimanā Kikku...' (Anti manner kick)

'STOP IT!' Chopper demanded as he turned into his heavy point and landed heavy punches on their skulls, resulting in their eyes bulging out of their skulls and red steaming bumps on their head.

'WILL YOU TWO FOCUS?! OUR CAPTAIN HAS BEEN BLOWN AWAY AND-'

Crack

'Huh?'

'AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!'

BAM!

'Hahahahaha! Boy that wasn't a bad landing!' As the dust cleared, there was Luffy sitting crossed legged, holding onto his hat. He noticed that the ground felt hairier than usual, and he was still far up from the ground.

'Hmm? Oh Chopper! Sanji! Zoro! What are you doing? Trying to be funny?' 'IT'S YOUR DAMN FAULT!' The three under him yelled.

Sanji grabbed Luffy's collar once more and brought his face close to his. 'NOW WHAT DID YOU DO TO NAMI-SWAN?!' 'Huh? Oh yeah last night we….' The three looked at Luffy waiting for him to continue. 'I forgot.' 'UGH!' The three grunted. 'Anyway, can everyone get off me please?!'

'Oh! Sorry Zoro!' Luffy leapt off Chopper's back and observed his surroundings. 'Which way, which way...' 'Chopper, can you sniff the way out?' Sanji asked lighting a cigarette. Chopper nodded as he turned back to his chibi form and sniffed the air. 'Huh…? Sorry, I can't pick up any other smells… It's being mixed with herbs and plants in the forest.' Chopper apologized.

Luffy smashed his fist and palm together. 'Alright then, I'll stretch up and check which way to go!' Luffy extended his arms to the sky and leapt up. In mid air, he scanned the horizon, but could only see trees. He landed feet first and stood up. 'I can't see anything but trees… Man, how did this happen?' Luffy whined, dusting himself off. A pale face came across Luffy, as he felt very strong murderous aura behind him.

'Right then, I think it was this way.' Zoro started to walk away from a bruised and swollen Luffy.

'WOAH WOAH WOAH! Hold it! No WAY are you taking lead you brainless swordsman!'

'Why not you stupid love cook?!'

'Remember during the Davy Back Fight? YOU GOT LOST ON THAT STRAIGHT PATH! SO WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU CAN LEAD US OUT OF UNKNOWN TERRITORY?!'

'So, we're basically lost.' Chopper confirmed. Sanji sighed and put the cigarette back in his mouth. 'I'll send a signal.' As he said those words, a round smoke cloud formed at the end of his cigarette and floated into the air. After it reached a certain height, the ball exploded into a smoke grey cloud.

'Huh? What's that?' Wendy stopped trekking on the mountain edge path, noticing the low grey cloud. The others stopped, and turned to what Wendy was looking at. 'Happy, Charla.' Natsu commanded.

'Aye sir!'

'Can't be helped.'

The two cats said, flying in that direction.

Two minutes later, the exceeds came back carrying the four figures.

'OI NATSU!'

'ERZA-CHWAN! LUCY-SWAN!' Sanji waved at them, his cigarette making love heart puffs.

'Oh, it's you guys!' Lucy exclaimed as Happy and Charla set them down. 'What happened?' Wendy asked. 'We got lost in the woods.' Zoro said calmly. 'No surprise there' Natsu teased. 'WHAT WAS THAT YOU DAMN SALAMANDER?!'

'Why are you guys here?' Sanji asked, Zoro and Natsu having a staring contest in the background. 'Oh, we're on our way to see Porlyusica. She's the Fairy Tail's medic.' Gray answered. 'Medic?! Can I come?' Chopper asked in his high pitched excited voice. 'Also since we're far away from Fairy Tail, we might as well come too.' Sanji suggested. The group looked at each other and rubbed their heads. 'Well… She's...uh….'

The old woman stared at the group in front of her, which consisted of Team Natsu, plus a small blue haired girl, a man smoking, a man wearing a straw hat, a green haired man, and a reindeer standing on two legs. She was not happy to see them. After all, she hated humans.

'Uhhh, hi Porlyusica. We were just wondering if-' Before Natsu had a chance to finish, the doctor grabbed a broom and swung it at the group.

'Woah!' 'GO AWAY! I HATE HUMANS!' She barked, her eyes white and demonic and teeth sharp. 'I'm a reindeer.' Chopper pointed out. 'YOU ACT LIKE A HUMAN!' Porlyusica countered, as she tried to smack him with the broom. 'AHHHH! SAVE ME!' Chopper yelled, running frantically trying to avoid the blows of the broom. 'Please we need your he-' Wendy didn't finish her plea, as the broom nearly swiped her face.

'But aren't you human grandma?' Luffy asked in his dumb tone. Porlyusica's vein popped as she heard the word grandma. 'Grandma…?' She repeated, in a calm and scary tone. 'NO ONE CALLS ME GRANDMA AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!' She yelled as she swung her broom like a baseball bat into Luffy sending him flying. 'NOW GO AWAY!' She barked at the others, who didn't think twice. Wendy stopped and looked back at Porlyusica, who still had that mean look on her. Wendy stared at her, as if they had met before. 'What are you looking at?! Scram!' Wendy slowly turned around, and ran behind the others.

Meanwhile

'Right, now that everybody's here...' Makarov begun, as everyone inside the guild had gathered. Even Laxus came even though he was no longer a member. 'I have decided to retire.'

'WHAT?!' Everyone yelled.

'But master, we need you!'

'You can't retire, just when you got back!'

'Without you, how are we going to get home?!'

Makarov held up his hand, silencing everybody. 'Don't worry. I have a new master.' Everyone tilted their heads, looking at Makarov in a confused state. 'I present to you… Fairy Tail's new master….' Makarov extended his arm to the side. 'Gildarts Clive!'

Everyone looked to the side, only to see….

'Gramps, do you need glasses, because that's Mirajane.' Laxus corrected. 'What?!' Makarov looked to the side, as Mira walked up to him with a letter. 'Gildarts told me to give this to you.' Mirajane said, handing him the letter.

Makarov hastily opened the letter after Mirajane placed it in his hands. 'Ahem!' Makarov cleared his throat, making sure everyone was listening.

'Dear Everyone

As the master has already told you, I have been chosen to be Fairy Tail's next master. But the thing is, I do not want to be master.'

'WHAT?!' Makarov exclaimed.

'But as Guild Master, I should take this opportunity to make my three demands. First, Laxus is a member of Fairy Tail again.'

The Raijinshuu jumped with joy at the news. 'Hooray! The team back together again!' Evergreen said, hugging Laxus. 'Gildarts! What a kind guy!' Freed cried.

'Second, I put Makarov back as Fairy Tail's master.'

'ME AGAIN?!'

'Third, Luffy I know I was supposed to teach you Crash Magic, but you got the basics down, so you'll be fine. So instead, I want you to learn Fire magic under Natsu and Marco.'

'We'd better start saving money then.' The guild and crew thought, thinking of an even more destructive Luffy. A deadpan look came down upon them.

'Cana, in this envelope I have entrusted you with a special card.' Mira handed the envelope over to Cana who ripped the envelope open, revealing a 'Call Gildarts' card.

'Call me if there's any trouble.' Cana stared at the card, then smirked as she tore the card in two. 'No way in hell old man! We're in Fairy Tail! We've always been fine on our own!'

'But Cana! He's your father! It's nice to keep in touch with him!'

'Yeah Franky's right! You don't know when you'll see him again!' Usopp backed up.

'My whole life he never noticed me, so I'm just returning the favor.' Cana explained with a plain look on her face. The two shut up immediately after hearing those words.

'P.S. I won't tell anyone what you showed me in the basement.' Makarov put down the letter, then burst into tears.

'I'm going to be the master until I dieeeee!' Makarov slumped on the table in depression. 'Mira, a beer please.'

'Of course, master.'

'WAHAAHAAHAHAHA!'