"All right, sister-in-law!" said Cho. "We're DIFFERENT from Senjou!"
"Instead of dropping out because you're what you are…" Shika said, giving Tashoku a wink.
"We're going to give you an opportunity to drop our yourself!" they both finished.
"Were you guys practicing this entire speech inside?" Shikataro asked.
"That's the sad part." Said Inoshi since they were standing together as the two ninjas who were really bad ninjas and then quit. "They didn't."
"We'll give you a count down from ten!" said Shika.
"Nine!" said Cho.
"Eight!" said Shika.
"Seven!" said Cho.
"Okay, okay!" said Tashoku quickly. "I'll back out!"
"YAY!!" cheered Shika and Cho. "Another victory for the Stylish Duo of Konoha!!"
"You just never know what those two will do…" Tashoku said to Sasuke Jr.
"I completely agree with you." Sasuke Jr. said.
"THE FINAL BATTLE!!" yelled Lee. "It's between Lil Lee and Shika and Cho! May the best man or men win!!"
"Wait, don't you think we should get an intermission?" asked Shika.
"Yeah!" said Cho. "We have to get mentally prepared!"
"No, fight NOW!!" exclaimed some really excited person who will not be specified.
"YES!" said Lee. "We shall begin the fight now!"
"What do you think, Shika?" said Cho. "With or without the weapons?"
"Well, Cho, we have to at least pose!" said Shika as he whipped out his weapon.
"I thought that was a given!" laughed Shika.
"Fear us for we are…" said Cho.
"The Stylish Duo of Konoha!!" they both yelled as they struck one of their famous poses.
"Okay…" said Lil Lee.
"I don't know who to cheer for!" said Hana, torn between her Lil Lee flag and her Shika and Cho flag. "Oh well! I cheer for them both! Or… all of them… I guess it would be…"
"All right, considering I have to fight two people I think I might just have to—" started Lil Lee.
"LIL LEE!!" screamed Lee. "TAKE YOUR WEIGHTS OFF!!"
Lil Lee looked annoyed at his crazy dadoo. "I know." He said.
"I know Shika and Cho will win." Said Sasuke.
"Don't go overboard with this competition." Ino warned him.
Tenten, meanwhile, was too busy trying to get Kikei to stop crying that she was unable to put her two cents in for the cheering.
Lil Lee took the weights off on his legs and put them on the ground.
"NOOOOOO!" yelled Lee. "YOU HAVE TO THROW THEM DRAMATICALLY!!!"
"Let the fight commence!" said Shika as he put his weapon away.
"And allow the Stylish Duo of Konoha show you a thing or two about the true world of ninjas!" added Cho, putting his weapon away as well.
And the battle started. It was INTENSE!!
Lil Lee started it off like he always does. He started it with a mad charge since he was pretty much unable to do anything else. He figured that his best move was to separate the two of them so they couldn't use any of their moves or work off each other.
Shika and Cho, on the other hand, hadn't gotten an opportunity to see Lil Lee fight to the intense degree he fought Sasuke Jr. They knew he had a hard punch, but other than that, nothing else really.
Neither of them even knew what happened when Lil Lee dropped in between them and kicked them in either directions.
"Ah!!" said Shika, standing up and pointing to his grass stains. "Look at what he did to my extremely stylish and expensive battling uniform!!"
"Shika, I think my stains match yours!" Cho said, standing up as well.
"As long as we match, it's all right!" laughed Shika.
"You said a mouthful!" agreed Cho. But Lil Lee had figured that he'd attack one and smite him dead, and then he would attack the OTHER. So he chose Cho first simply because…uh… he felt like it! He began his barrage of attacks that Cho was CLEARLY not ready for!
"CHO!" said Shika, forming a hand seal. He seemed to teleport over to where the battle was currently taking place and threw a punch at Lil Lee's turned back. Lil Lee was ready for it though and spun around, grabbing Shika's hand before he connected. Then Lil Lee tossed Shika back in the direction he had come from and then tossed Cho off in another.
"You can't beat him in a taijutsu match!" Sasuke Jr. warned.
"I realize that." Said Shika.
"All right, Shika, I think it's time you and I got serious!" said Cho, standing up and looking at the rip in his trendy combat outfit.
"We haven't had to do that for a long time!" Shika said as he grabbed his giant and pointy weapon and held it out. Cho did the same.
"It was a mistake for him to allow those two on either side of him." Sasuke said to Ino as if she didn't know. "Obviously he thinks that they can only attack when they're together. But as long as they have each other, they're just fine."
"Why are you telling ME this?" Ino asked.
"GO LIL LEE!!!" Lee said, pulling out an enormous flag that required two hands to hold and waving it around dramatically.
"You ready, Shika?" said Cho.
"When you are, Cho!" said Shika.
The two of them formed a hand seal and easily multiplied themselves so there was five of each and they sufficiently completely surrounded Lil Lee.
"Is that all you two can do?" Lil Lee said.
All the Shikas and Chos came charging at Lil Lee with their weapons high. They took swipes at him in all sorts of crazy directions while working off each other. But Lee wears those weights for a REASON and was able to dodge every swash of the weapon.
The Shikas and Chos finally jumped away and came back together so there were only two of them.
"How can we call ourselves the Stylish Duo of Konoha if we can't even land a single attack?" said Shika.
"You've gotten soft, Shika!" said Cho. "Let's do this."
The two of them grabbed their forehead protectors from being around their arms and tied them to their foreheads. "Hey, we even make this look good." Said Shika, whipping out a mirror.
"If you guys are going to continue with this weapon technique…" Lil Lee said, pulling an elastic out of his pocket and putting his hair up in a pony-tail. "Sorry, I just don't want to lose any hair."
"Oh, we understand!" said Cho. "Now we don't have to worry about cutting it anymore!"
"That's a relief!" said Shika.
"OKAY!" said Shika and Cho at the same time as they suddenly got really serious looks on their faces.
Shika started charging at Lil Lee and leapt up into the air. Lil Lee was weary of Cho who stayed on the ground and was running up behind him.
"Stylish Duo of Konoha Special Attack!" said Shika as he started spinning his huge weapon around.
"Gufuu no Jutsu!!" yelled Cho as he started spinning his weapon around too. There was a sudden gust of wind formed by the two ends of the spinning weapons that made a tornado. The force of the wind eventually picked Lil Lee right up off his feet and into the air.
This, of course, meant that he was going right towards Shika who was ready to attack. Lil Lee grabbed the end of the weapon on each side as it came down to hit him.
"You were actually going to hit me?" Lil Lee said since the weapon was about three inches away from his face.
"That would be a little harsh, don't you think?" said Shika. That's when Lil Lee remembered Cho. He turned his head slightly to see Cho coming up through the pillar of wind with the butt of his weapon out in front. Lil Lee then realized that he couldn't move or else the pointy end of Shika's weapon would hit him so he was forced to take Cho's attack. Luckily, though, it was only with the handle so he wasn't MAIMED.
As soon as Cho hit him in the side, the winds dispersed and the twins landed gracefully. Lil Lee didn't land quite as nicely. He initially landed on his feet but lost his footing and fell on his arse.
"Wow…that really…really hurt…" said Lil Lee, rubbing the spot where Cho hit him.
"All right!" said Shika and Cho as they slapped hands.
"But I'm not done yet." Lil Lee said, standing up.
"Oh…no?" said Shika.
"Usually, I use this end but…" Cho started, pointing to the sharp end and then shrugging. "That would have been messy."
"Show 'em whose boss, Lil Lee!!" said Lee enthusiastically as he punched the air.
"We can't show you any mercy because of what you did to our battle uniforms." Said Shika as he shook his finger at Lil Lee as if he was reprimanding a child.
"So from now on, don't expect it." Cho finished.
"I wasn't expecting it in the first place." Lil Lee said. "I have to admit, I have fought twins before but none that were so…"
"Stylish?" tried Shika when he noticed Lil Lee was at a loss for words.
"Well-dressed?" Cho said.
"Attractive?" Shika said.
"Wonderfully elegant and tasteful, fashionable, classy and completely in touch with their feminine side?" Cho added.
Lil Lee shook his head. "…Skilled…as you two are." He finished finally.
"Well thank you!" said Shika with a girlish hand motion.
"Is this battle going to continue?" asked an annoyed person, probably Shikamaru.
"Right!" said Shika and Cho at the same time as they pointed their shiny weapons at Lil Lee.
"Let's use the technique that works EVERY time." Said Shika to Cho.
"Yes, that is a good idea!" said Cho in response.
They formed a hand seal and split up into numerous copies of themselves so there was an overwhelming amount of them completely surrounding Lil Lee.
"Kagemane no Jutsu!" they all yelled so it sounded REALLY creepy.
Lil Lee wasn't about to let that go down so he leapt up into the air. Of course, he was sort of in a pickle at that point because he would have to land SOME TIME and the ground was completely covered with the shadows they had formed so there was no possible way to land without landing in a shadow.
Lil Lee has something for JUST for this occasion though, since he's kind of like Batman who doesn't have any powers living in a world where everyone has powers. So he pulled out a shuriken that had a long string attached to it and threw it up against a tree. Then he swung on it over to the tree and landed on a branch.
"I wasn't expecting that." Said one of the Chos.
"That's the real one." Lil Lee said, making a mental note for himself. He knew that he only had ONE opportunity to do it and if he failed then he pretty much had the entire fight lost. So Lil Lee bounded off the tree, zooming towards the speaking Cho like a missile and hit him so hard that he went flying across the yard before he had even realized Lil Lee had landed in the tree. Cho went sailing over Shika's head and landed on the way opposite side. All the Cho Bunshins disappeared.
"Cho!" gasped Shika as all the extra Shikas disappeared as well. He ran over to Cho and shook him a little bit to find that he was unconscious. Then he looked at Lil Lee who was landing and looking satisfied with himself. "How DARE you!"
"Haven't we discussed excessive force?" said Sasuke Jr.
"This is a fight." Said Lil Lee. "It's what we have to do."
"Then you've forced me to do THIS!" said Shika as he pulled a scroll out of his pocket. He unraveled it dramatically and wrote stuff in his own blood. Then there was a huge puff of smoke and a large pack of panthers appeared. "Extremely stylish panthers, take care of him!"
The panthers growled and ran after Lil Lee. Lil Lee looked at Shika who had diverted all of his attention to caressing Cho in his state of unconsciousness. So Lil Lee easily leapt over the panthers and decided this was his chance to end the battle. He landed in front of Shika and was just about to give him a beating like he did Cho when he threw his hands in front of his face.
"EXCESSIVE FORCE!!" he yelled.
This, of course, caused Lil Lee to lose his concentration and ONCE AGAIN fall down on his butt.
All the panthers disappeared back into the scroll too.
"You win!" said Shika. "I cannot fight without Cho. That's why I sent my panthers to do it for me but they failed me."
"That wasn't a good move on your part." Lil Lee said. "Sending the panthers, I mean."
"LIL LEE IS VICTORIOUS!!!" screamed Lee as he jumped up into the air so high that most people didn't expect him to ever come down.
Lil Lee and Shika stood up and shook hands. Then Lil Lee went over to where Pansuke was being caressed by Kobiru since he was ever so injured. "Pansuke," said Lil Lee. "I couldn't help but notice that I beat the people who beat you."
"So?" said Pansuke.
"That means I'm stronger than you are." Lil Lee announced.
"Oh yeah?" said Pansuke. "The chart says otherwise!"
"Enough with the chart!" said Lil Lee. "You can't constantly use that as your crutch as an explanation to why you lose in every battle that isn't against me!"
"I don't lose in EVERY battle that isn't against you." Said Pansuke, scoffing.
"You fought really well in the battle, Lee!" said Kobiru. "I actually really like the way you fight with excessive force! You may not have known this but I really admired you when we were teenagers and actually developed sort of a crush on you too! But I doubt you even noticed."
"I noticed, don't worry." Said Lil Lee.
"You did?" said Kobiru. "I'm SO embarrassed!"
"Hey guys!" said Kiba, grabbing one of those megaphones that cheerleaders use. "Let's all go back inside and hit the hay!"
"I have a question, Kiba." Said Shikamaru. "Just where are we all going to be sleeping?"
"Oh." Said Kiba, still speaking in the megaphone even though Shikamaru was about two feet away. "All the girls, me and Shino are going to be staying here at the house and we booked hotel rooms for all you guys because there is just no room in our tiny little house."
"Wait, why you and Shino?" asked Naruto.
"Because it would be CRAZY for me to stay at a hotel when my house is here and able!" said Kiba. "And it would also be ludicrous for Shino's three daughters to be staying at my house and for him to go off to a hotel!"
Everyone wasn't about to argue with THAT logic so the men all (except Kiba and Shino) hopped into their cars and drove to the restaurant that Kiba specified when no one was looking. When they got there, they were shocked to discover that they had previously been assigned to rooms!! ARGH!!
They didn't switch around because they didn't feel like it.