AN : Well well. Definitely OOC Akashi, yep, spiralsecrets, this Akashi, isn't the typical complicated and smarty Akashi, because author (which is me) doesn't know how to write fancy schmancy talks x'D ah, well. So, beware of OOCness guys~

Another warning, as for this chapter, there will be lots and lots of dialogues.

Past time will be italicized, and still, monologue too.

In the evening of the second day (which was the day the three roommates had to work a horrible part-time job)

"What do you want to talk with me about, Akashi-kun?"

"I'm sure you've noticed, Tetsuya."

"Yes..."

"As expected from the sixth phantom man."

"What I find odd is Akashi-kun isn't bothered by it at all."

"I can't say I'm not bothered by it at all. But don't you at least find it a bit interesting?"

"He isn't exactly the type to crush on someone easily, and I'm pretty sure he is a bit serious about this one, about you, Akashi-kun."

"Te- Tetsuya..."

"I'm sorry, Akashi-kun, I didn't mean to say it like that."

"Don't worry about it. Anyway, I've decided to help you, if you agree to do the same for me."

"Help me?"

"Did you think I wouldn't notice how you look at Kagami?"

"..."

"Let's mess with them a little."

"Akashi-kun?"

"After all, it's their fault I'm now feeling... uncomfortable..."

"I thought Akashi-kun could handle this situation easily."

"If they were females, this would be a completely different situation."

"They? Aomine-kun and... Kagami-kun?"

"Yes?"

"I thought we were talking about Aomine-kun."

"That's why I offered to help you, if you can help me with Daiki."

"So you're interested in Aomine-kun?"

"Th- That's not what I mean!"

"You're blushing, Akashi-kun."

"I'm not! The heat is just starting to get me. Tetsuya, bring Daiki with you somewhere else tomorrow."

"But Akashi-kun, don't you want to spend time with Ao-"

"I do not like him!"

"I'm sorry, Akashi-kun, of course you don't."

"-out of this, stupid! Why the hell did you put the doll in my fucking bed?"

"What the hell are you talking about!? I told you I have no idea how it got in here, dumbass!"

"You also stole my first kiss, asshole!"

"What the fuck are you talking about!?"

Then Momoi just had to scream. Maybe Midorima is one to blame, for pushing his way towards the door to hear the conversation better. Midorima can be strange sometimes.

The two short boys behind the group of idiots watch the scene calmly, the scene of an aho holding a fluffy doll, and a flustered bakagami who looks like he just saw a cat barking. The two steal a glance at each other and smirk, while highfiving silently.

"Why did you make them kiss each other, Akashi-kun?"

"I wasn't planning to. But he tried to give me an indirect kiss." Akashi shudders a bit.

"I want Aomine-kun to be Akashi-kun's first kiss."

"Tetsuya..."

"Why is your skin crippled up like that, Akashi-kun?"

"...disgusting..."

"I was only trying to get A-"

"Kagami, you look horrible, I want you to take some rest. Everyone, please leave." Sometimes, Akashi wonders how Aomine can be so shamelessly blunt.

And now, he has to deal with the two. How he wish he had asked Kuroko to stay with him.

"I like you." The shameless Aomine, confesses.

Stupid, idiot, ahomine. How dare he confesses easily like that, in front of Kagami too.

Doesn't he at least feel embarrassed? Does he ever feel embarrassed?

Now he doesn't know what to say.

Kagami blinks his eyes a few times, he then glares at Aomine, who still has that stupid smirk on his face.

"That's fucking unfair!" Kagami snaps.

"What's unfair?" Aomine raises an eyebrow, tone mocking the angry tall redhead, as if he just married Akashi and made Kagami his bestman.

"You- You're not supposed to do that!"

"Why not, idiot?"

So now these two idiots decided to ignore HIM, all flustered and awkward and unsure what to do!?

"That's just unfair, I'm telling you! The battle isn't even halfway yet!"

"We didn't set any fucking rules!"

"Never mind that! You still haven't answered my damn questions!"

"Oh, about that? I didn't grab your spoon, dumbass!"

"That's mine, idiot! I fucking switched it when he wasn't looking!"

"Why would you do something cliche like that!?"

"It doesn't matter now, does it!?"

"Hell yeah it does! I have to fucking sterilize my mouth." And in Aomine's understanding, sterelizing is done by chewing on his shirt, as he is doing just that. Then a brilliant idea pops up, he looks at Akashi, who slowly shakes his head immediately.

"Don't you fucking dare." Kagami growls as soon as he gets what Aomine intends to do.

And Akashi never wants to run away so badly.

"What are you, his dad?"

"Akashi." Kagami turns his head towards the smallest of the three, "Who would you rather kiss, me or him?"

Akashi blinks a couple times before he can respond, "Excuse me?"

Aomine is suddenly in front of the smaller redhead, and places his two arms on each side of the barely flustered shorter guy against the wall, "It'll be easier to demonstrate it." He whispers seductively, while leaning in.

"What the fuck!?" How badly Kagami wants to murder this guy.

Although the evil thought soon disappears as soon as Aomine crouching down on the floor, holding his shin while cursing endlessly. Kagami jumps in joy in his head.

"Way to go, Akashi." Kagami raises his hand to give the redhead a high five, though he just gives the arm a cold look, before leaving the room.

"Ha! He left you hanging, gonna cry now?"

"Who was crying just a second ago? And ouch, he doesn't want you to kiss him."

"Shut up!"

"That was just stupid, and embarrassing." Kagami shakes his head shortly before bursting out laughing.

"Tch."

Er, let me know if I should take down this chapter or not haha

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