WELCOME BACK TO THE STORY, YALL. AND THIS TIME, ITS PERSONAL!
WAR ON GLADOS CHAPTER 10: Companion Cube Strikes Back!
(IN ENTIRELY BOLD WORDS!)
Last time, on War WITH Glados (I don't like that title)
Glados was charging up her laser to zap Chell. "5, 4, 3, 2-" All of a sudden, a giant robot broke through the roof. "What the…?" Glados stuttered shocked. This robot was not like Atlas, P-Body or Wheatley. Its head was not a sphere, but a cube- The Companion Cube! Chell stared at the robot with surprise. "I am not just a box." The cube said in a robot voice. "I am an advanced AI built by Glados, for her foolish tests. The Pills that Rattman took (from the Ratman comic) were designed to make him unable to here me. Rattman was not crazy- he was just the only one I talked to until now." The cube then looked toward Glados. "And for your evil, Glados, I must defeat you, Once and for all!" He charged at her, but she jumped over him. He cleverly grabbed her leg and slammed her on the ground. Glados punched him in the face, but he didn't twitch. He instead picked her up, and threw her into the air. When she startedfalling down, he kicked her right in her core-face. She got up and zapped lasers at him. He ducked, and the lasers hit a water tower. The water spilled out, and Glados panicked and stomped the ground, cracked open a hole, and covered it up with dirt. 1 hour later, she came out of the hole. The water had dried out. Chell was asleep, on her wrecked porch. "Looks like that sorry excuse for a robot ran away." An airplane then flew by. Companion Cube was holding on to the bottom, and he let go of the bottom and landed shakily on the ground. "Ready for round 2?" Glados charged at him and pushed him towards a giant cliff, which was 10 miles away, but easy to walk to as a giant robot. Give up, cubehead! I already won! Rattman is gone, Freeman is gone, and Chell has given up! What hope do you have of actually winning?" Glados angrily questioned, while she was holding him off a cliff. Companion Cube grabbed Glados's arms and quickly said, "THIS!" He then swung her around and around, building momentum, until he let go of her arms. That made her fly into the sky, higher and higher until she reached outside the atmosphere and flew into space. She landed on the big, white thing known as the moon. She had been flinged so hard, that she made her shape in the moon. She looked up, and all around her, and realized she was not on Earth anymore. She screamed loudly, making Chell wake up from her sleep. Chell looked towards the robot Companion Cube. Oh, it wasn't a dream., she thought to herself. She got up and walked inside the house. Wheatley was still there waiting for Glados to stop, and Freeman had been watching TV in the basement. "Oh, is it over?" Wheatley asked. Chell nodded. Wheatley ran down to the basement to get Freeman. Gordon Freeman ran up with Wheatley, with a questioning look. Chell lead them outside, to see everything quiet. No Glados, no lasers, just peace and quiet. An ambulance then zoomed in to the house, and when it stopped out came Doug. "I'm back!" Doug said. He then noticed the giant, robot Companion Cube standing near a cliff. "What's UP?" Doug then ran around and shouted, "WOO! I'M NOT CRAZY!" Chell laughed a lot from that. Wheatley then had an idea. "Can I borrow your car?" He asked Chell. Chell nodded, and Wheatley ran to her car, and drove straight towards the Aperture Lab. He went towards the room from Portal 2 that Chell fought Wheatley. It was now repaired, with a new monitor in it. He saw a tiny room inside that room. He ran into the room, and grabbed a microphone. "Ahem…" He coughed…
This was so crazy,
I'm just glad that I survived.
Thanks, Companion Cube, for being awesome.
Aperture Science.
They turned me evil, I don't know how.
I only know it wasn't my fault.
So stop hating on me!
Oh, I really wish I could rewind time.
So I never turned evil- hey, this is a rhyme!
But now, Glados is gone,
And we all won,
I just can't believe
I Survived.
I'm bad at singing,
Why are you still reading this thing?
It's already done,
This is filler,
You can stop reading now.
If you are still reading,
Here's an acheivment for you!
Acheivment Unlocked!
You Are Such a Fool!
That isn't a lie,
You deserve that, for life,
And I can't believe
We Survived.
Doug Rattman- Yeah, he Survived.
The lady named Chell- Yep, she Survived.
Gordon Freeman- HE REALLY SURVIVED!
And I survived,
I SURVIVED!
Congradulations, you finished the story!
I hoped you enjoyed!
The song is called I Survived!
This has been….
WAR
ON
GLADOS!
That was kind of overkill.