Now go stand in the corner
And think about what you did
Ha, time for a little revenge
BPOV-
The story starts when it was hot and it was summer
And I had it all, I had him right there where I wanted him
He came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause
He took him faster than you can say sabotage
It wasn't like this three months ago. It was summer, and I was reasoably happy with life/ I had a great, talented, funnys, smart, sweet boyfriend. Kurt Hummel, a boy with soft skin, beautiful eyes, great hair, and a voice that just made you want to stop and listen when he sang.
Seriously. I am so much better for Kurt than Tyler ever will be. So why did that little no talent creep steal my boy? Because he got him alone. He took him faster than you can say sabotage/
I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspected it
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
He had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
He underestimated just who he was stealing from
I have to admit I never saw this coming. I definitely wouldn't have suspected it. I under estimated just who I was dealing with. But he had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum.
No one steals from Blaine Anderson.
He's not a saint, and he's not what you think
He's an actor, whoa
He's better known for the things that he does
On the mattress, whoa
''He's really not a saint, Kurt,'' I tell him as we walk to class.
''Whatever.''
''He's an actor. And he's better known for the things that he does on a the matress.''
''You're lying, Blaine. You don't know anything about Tyler.''
Kurt slams his locker sut and continues to go to class.
Soon he's gonna find stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
he should keep in mind, he should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha
He lives his life like it's a party and he's on the list
He looks at me like I'm a trend and he's so over it
I think his ever present frown is a little troubling
He thinks I'm psycho 'cause I like to rhyme his name with things but
Tyler walks around like lifee is one big party, and he's on the list. He looks at me like I am the handbag that is so last year, as Kurt would say Like I am a trend that he's over, and e can't see why other people like me.
I've found out that Tyler rhymes witth so many things. I've spent my time doing that, and he thinks I'm a pshycho.
He frowns every tie he sees e. I asume that his frown is ever present, never steppig aide to make roo for a smile or two. DIdn't his mother teach him that if he kept making that face it would get stuck like that?
Sophistication isn't what you wear or who you know
Or pushing people down to get you whise you wanna go
Oh, they didn't teach you that in prep school, so it's up to me
But no amount of vintage outfits gives you dignity
Just because he has more designer names in his closet than Kurt doesn''t mean he has sophistication. Pushing me down at Dalton Academy won't get you where you want to go. So they didn't teach him that in his last prep school. So I guess it's up to me to teach him that no amount of vintage outfits can give you dignity.
He's not a saint, and he's not what you think
He's an tor,whoa
He's better known for the things that he does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon he's gonna find stealing othis people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
He should keep in mind, he should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha
And who is going to want to be his friend after he has a habit of stealing your boyfriend? I think Kurt is his only friend. It's like Tyler is a five year old, steealing the toys from the other kids on the playground.
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him, but haven't you heard?
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him, but I always get the last word
I stop Tyler after class.
''What,'' he asks with a roll of his eyes,
''Well, I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey. You might have him but you haven't head I always get the last word. And in this case, the last word is most definitely Kurt.''
''Yeah, right. Like Kurt could ever leave me for you? Face it, he's traded up.''
He's not a saint, and he's not what you think
He's an actor, whoa
He's better known for the things that he does
On the mattress, whoa
Like I said. No one ssteals from Blaine Anderson. And this is immature and completely stupid, but I don't care.
''YOU'RE NOT A SAINT, AND YOU'RE NOT WHAT KURT THINKS! YOU'RE AN ACTOR, WOAH!,'' I belted.
''And you're better known for the things that you don on the matress, woah!,'' Wes sang.
''And soon you're gonna find stealing other people's toys on the playground won't make you many friends!,'' David joined in.
We're being immature, but they are helping me because they're my friends.
Soon he's gonna find stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
He should keep in mind, he should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha
''And soon he's gonna find that stealing other people'sntoys on the playground won't make yoku many friends!,'' I sang.
''You should keep in mind, you should keep in mind there is nothing Blaine does better than revenge!''
''Shut up,'' Tyler snaps ,''Kurt doesn't know that yet. Besides, I know what I'm doing.''
And do you still feel like you know what you're doing?
'Cause I don't think you do, oh
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing?
I don't think you do, I don't think you do
''I've known all along, Tyler,'' Kirt sighs from behind him ,''I'm not stupid.''
''Whatever, You lfet me for him, because I know what I am doing,'' he smirks.
''That's right,'' Kurt says quietly, looking down.
An awkward silence feels the room. About fifteen other students and I wait.
''And do you still feel like you know what you're doing?,'' Kurt sings suddenly.
''Because I don't think you do!,'' David sang with a smile on his face.
''Do you still feel like you know what you're doing? I don't think you do!''
''I don't think you do!,'' Wes repeated Kurt.
Let's hear the applause
C'mon show me how much better you are
See you deserve some applause
'Cause you're so much better
He took him faster than you can say sabotage
''Let's hear the applause,'' I say ,''Come on and show me how much better you are.''
He looks around nervously as Kurt and I clap.
''See you deserve some applause,'' I smirk as I slowly shook my head ,''Because you're so much better than me. It takes skills to steal someones boyfriend faster than you can say sabotage.''
So, I got my revenge, And the boy. Do't forget I got Kurt back, too.
Dismlaimer- i don't own Glee and Taylor Swift owns the song Better Than Revenge