Hello, and welcome back to Know Your Stars: Bleach Style! Instead of boring you with boring details of my life and the many excuses I could probably come up with, we're going to go ahead and skip right to the story!!!

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Yoruichi Shihouin… can I have your autograph!!!

Um… sure, come on down and I'll give it to ya!

Ok- Wait a second- you're just trying to lure me out of my little hole of protection!!! Buhahaha, thought you had me there didn't you?!

(sweat drops) What are you talking about? You wanted my autograph, I don't know where you are, but you obviously know where I am… currently sitting… Do you want my autograph or not?

So nonchalant, so cool!!! Yes I want it! I want it so bad! (crash) oh shoot!

(raises an eyebrow)

Hold on, I'll be right there! (footsteps)

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(more footsteps)

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(several locks are unlocked and a door opens and closes; a pulley lowers a table with a piece of paper and a pencil on it) Alright, pick the paper up and write your name on it.

You didn't just come down here why? (writes name and puts paper back on table, pulley pulls back up)

Precautions.

Ok.

Anyway- Yoruichi Shihouin… she secretly likes catnip because she can turn into a cat.

(licks lips) yep.

(shocked) Really? How cool! Ahem, Yoruichi Shihouin… likes to wander around naked because she's bi.

I wouldn't go as far as saying bi, I just like the breeze.

Ack, tmi! Tmi!

What?

Too much information.

(nods)

Yoruichi Shihouin… loves Kisuke and is having an affair behind his back with Soi fon!

(shrugs) it's not much of an affair if she's the one stalking me.

Huh? I don't understand. She stalks you?

(nods)

Buhahahaaha! That is so rich!

I guess so.

Yoruichi Shihouin… She gets stalked and is having an affair with Soi Fon!

It's not an affair, and I just said that she stalked me, Captain Obvious.

Yoruichi Shihouin… She's so gullible!

What does being gullible have to do with what we were just talking?

She's so gullible, that if you look up the word in a dictionary, her picture would be right by it!

(twitch) sigh- whatever

Yoruichi Shihouin… She likes catnip as said before, but it's her own way of getting high too!!!

You'd be right.

Yoruichi Shihouin… she's high off catnip right now!!!

Actually, not this time.

Yoruichi Shihouin… she's so high, she'll give the audience a strip tease!!

Sorry, but that's only reserved from Kisuke.

(stumbles) So you are with him… (thinks back to chapter 5)… Ya, I guess that would be the case (nods).

Yep…

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I wonder what catnip tastes like…

It's pretty good (nods)

Really? Well, let me go try some. (shifting noise)

You have catnip up there?

Idk, I'm just double checkin'- Aha, here's some!

Idk?

I don't know (pops top on catnip, sniff) it doesn't smell very good.

Oh, but it is! Can I have some?

Hold on! (tastes catnip) Ack- This shit is nasty!!! Water, where's water!!! (running around) AHHH!!! WATER, WHERE"S WATER DAMN IT!

O.O Can I have the catnip now?

Yes!! YES!! This stuff is nasty! I don't understand why the heck you like this stuff!!! (chucks catnip out onto pulley and lowers it down)

You weren't even doing it right, you're supposed to eat it with salmon… (pick catnip up)

Too late for that now!!! Leave me now, so may go fetch myself something to get this crappy taste out of my mouth! It's not even better than dog food!!

You've tried dog food? (stands up and walks away)

I-I didn't say that.

Nice (disappears)

Is she gone? Now you know Yoruichi Shihouin… Kinda… Now where the hell is that water I needed?!

Up next: Ganju Shiba

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I'm warning you all now, I probably won't update for awhile… I haven't watched bleach in forever and I need to re-connect with the characters. I'm gonna try to update this whenever possible but I can't promise anything.

That note aside, thanks to all who reviewed!!!! 60 f-ing reviews is a lot for such a small… under-updated story… You guys f-in' rock my sox and beat my expectations for this story by like 40 reviews!!! Thanks for staying loyal throughout this whole… "break"…. You guys are my inspiration! Thanks again!

I'm not gonna ask you to review, but it would be much appreciated.