Yo, yo, yo! Thanks for the awesomeee reviews! You're welcome for using your idea, Erin! If you guys ever have any ideas, feel free to post them! I'll try to use them and you'll get complete credit! Ashlyn13, I'm going to use your idea on making Grace look really bad and/or naïve. XD
Love, Alex
Why is My Life a Secret?
Grace: Ricky, Ricky, I'm singing a song about Ricky!
Ricky: Grace, did you ever consider reading the Bible…naked?
Grace: That's a very interesting perspective, Ricky. I'll try it some time.
Ricky: o.O
Grace: Ricky, close your mouth. You're drooling on the Bible.
Ricky: Oh! Well, when my drool hits the Bible, it'll become Holy Water.
Grace: That's so smart!
Ricky: You and I should read the Bible together…naked.
Grace: Okay! Come on over tonight!
Amy: You can't be serious! Look at this. (points at belly) Now, Grace, I want you to look at this. He, (points at Ricky), man. You, woman.
Grace: Only the through the aspects of true love will any children come to be. Our love is true, right, Ricky?
Ricky: (cough) Whatever.
Amy: Dude, he wants to get you in bed. He had me fooled too. This is the result.
Grace: It was a mistake and God forgives you.
Amy: MISTAKE? WE HAD HOT, PASSIONATE SEX! HOW IS THAT A MISTAKE?
All: Tell the world, why don't you?
Amy: Sorry.
Grace: It was a cry for help.
Amy: HOW THE HELL IS SEX A CRY FOR- (attacked by various people)
All: Don't get her started!
Ricky: So, Grace, your place, tonight at seven?
Grace: Sure!
Ricky: Awesome! I'll bring condoms!
Grace: Is that something you buy at the Holy Store of Jesus?
Amy: OH MY GOD!
Ben: It prevents miracles…
Grace: What kind of miracles?
Adrian: A miracle that grows and grows for nine months…
Grace: Sounds fun! Hey, Ricky, DON'T bring a condom!
Amy: No, no, no. You see, NO ONE is that stupid.
Ricky: Hey, spread the beauty through children!
Amy: Like I am, huh?
Grace: Amy, you're pregnant?
Amy: WHAT?
Grace: I just thought you were getting fat.
Amy: OMG! (passes out)
All: BABY BOOMERS! BABY BOOMERS! BABY BOOMERS!