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Just a reminder, this is AU.
Never the Same Again: All About Underwear
By Jessika
Organa Solo
Two figures, cloaked in black, ran down an empty
corridor. "This one," the smaller one whispered, motioning to a door. "You think
he'll be here?" the taller one whispered, leaning flat against the wall. "No,"
the short one said, pulling off her hood to reveal her long, brown hair. "Leia,
he is going to be so mad at us!" Han said, covering his mouth to keep from
laughing. "I know," she whispered, smiling as she put her hand on the door
control pad. "You got the banner?" Leia asked Han when the door slid open. "Right
here," Han said, patting the large pocket in the black cloak. "Let's go," Leia whispered. "You're so cute
when you are in charge," Han said after following her inside of Jedi Skywalker's
apartment.
"Clean, but definitely a man's place," Leia observed. Han
pulled out the banner and other supplies that he had hidden in his coat. Leia
did the same, and soon the pair had a large pile of Luke Skywalker dolls,
magazines, and toys. "I want a Luke Skywalker light saber for Christmas, Leia,"
Han said seriously, pouting at his fiancé. "Han, quit! Let's get to work. He'll
be home from the hospital soon!" Leia admonished. "Yes, Your Highnessness," Han
said with a salute. Shaking her head, Leia handed Han some merchandise and sent
him to "redecorate" Luke's apartment. She hung up posters while Han set the
dolls on every shelf. "Oohhh, the Luke Skywalker Farm Boy doll!" Han joked,
setting down the last box. They had made quick work of the task, and now they
were about to put the icing on the cake…
"Okay, you get out all of his underwear," Leia delegated,
unfolding the banner made out of a white bed sheet. "LEIA! That is awful! What
are you going to do to the poor kid's shorts?!" Han said, standing in the
bedroom doorway with his hands on his hips. Laughing to herself, she said, "Just
get the underwear!"
About ten minutes later, Han was snorting with laughter
as Leia strung Luke's briefs on a large cord. "You are seriously gonna hang all
of those off the balcony?" Han said, not being able to control his laughter.
She nodded, unable to speak because she was laughing so hard. "And the banner
says 'Luke Skywalker's Apartment!'" Han continued, doubling over. "And," Leia
said, looking up at Han, "I called that show on the holo, you know, Coruscant
Tonight. That tabloid show! They are sending a crew out to cover the whole
thing!" Han's mouth dropped open, and he shook his head in admiration. "I am so
proud," Han said, continuing to shake his head as Leia added some more
underwear. Just as she pulled one off the top of the stack, a pair of silky, animal
print bikini briefs fell out of the stack. Leia screamed loudly in laughter and
threw the rest of her brother's underwear up in the air. Han laughed so hard
that he fell over on top of Leia, who had been sitting on the floor making the
string of underwear. "Where did he get those?!" Han said, holding the up and
waving them around. Leia continued to laugh, and Han reached over and stuck
them on her head. "Get those off me!" she screamed, laughing hysterically.
Luke's sexy pair of underwear was at the center of the
string of briefs when Han and Leia hung it off the balcony. A crowd was already
beginning to gather on the street. "LOOK!" girls screamed, pointing at the
banner. Leia leaned over the balcony and screamed, "He wears briefs!" Laughing
loudly, Han and Leia quickly ran inside and disappeared into the long, dark
hallway of the apartment complex. "You think he'll figure it out?" Han asked,
firing up Leia's speeder. "Oh yeah, he'll know right away," Leia said, still
laughing. Just as the two pulled away, a news speeder showed up bearing the
Coruscant Tonight logo.
To celebrate their success, Han and Leia bought a gallon
of peanut butter chocolate ice cream from a small grocery store on the way to Han's.
"He is going to be so mad," Leia said, shoving a huge spoonful of ice cream in
her mouth. Han laughed while trying to swallow his spoonful. He flicked on the
holoprojector to check on Luke's apartment. "…Jedi Skywalker has not yet
arrived at his apartment, but we will bring you the latest news when he does.
Now back to you, Mandi…" the reporter said, standing on the sidewalk near the
crowd of people. Girls ran behind the reporter, trying to get on the holo. Shaking
her head and smiling, Leia turned off the holo and sat down on Han's lap. "You
know, I have been wanting to ask you about something, Han," she said, feeding
him ice cream from her spoon. He looked up at her questioningly, his mouth full
of ice cream. She smiled and continued, "Where are we going to live when we get
married?" Leia felt Han's arm tighten around her waist, and then Han said, "Would you like to get a bigger place? The
New Republic could set us up with an apartment in the family complex. That
would be nice." Leia smiled at him and kissed his cheek. "Family, huh? You'd make
a good father, Han Solo," Leia said, setting the carton of ice cream on the table.
Han's eyes sparkled and he said, "You would make a good mother, Leia Solo." She
smiled at him and then laid her head on his shoulder. "When is our wedding
going to be, sweetheart?" he asked, beginning to unbraid her hair. "As soon as
possible," she said, running her fingers through his thick hair.
To be continued…