The scene opened on Chris, standing on the pier. "Last time on Total Drama All Stars." Flashbacks of the previous episode start playing. "Sabriel raided Light's stuff, found out Light's little secret, and still ended up as the one getting blackmailed. Then made our contestants play a poor people's version of Capture the Flag, which we would have made more dangerous if the network raised our budget. The challenge was won by the Giant Sharks after Carly decided to pursue a younger boy . . ."
Carly's voice is heard yelling "That was an accident."
"Whatever. Anyway, the Striking Vipers eliminated Sabriel, even though Wallace was useless to the point of hindrance." The scene cuts back to Chris standing on the pier. "Will the Vipers finally end their losing cycle? Will Kim lose interest in Light before it's too late? And what sort of hell have I got planned for the contestants this week? Find out the answers to these questions right here, on Total Drama All Stars."
Intro song plays
Kim was sitting on the steps of the mess hall when Light came up. "Why hello Kim," he said, sitting down beside her.
"Oh, umm, err, hi," stammered Kim. "See to nice you, I mean, nice you see to, I mean . . ."
Light chuckled. "There's no need to be nervous," said Light. "I don't bite . . . unless you want me to."
Kim blushed. "Oh, well, ahh . . ." As hard as she tried, she couldn't form a coherent sentence.
"Well now, you seem to get cuter when you're nervous," said Light. Kim (somehow) blushed even more at this. "If we weren't on opposite teams, I'd love to get to know you better. What do you say to meeting up when we're off the show?"
Kim looked at him, stunned. "Oh, uh, yes. Yes, that'd be cool. I mean, if you're not trying to play your mind games on me."
"Please Kim," said Light. "For one thing, anything you've heard about my 'mind games', as you call them, is exaggerated. What happened with Haruhi was an unfortunate accident. Also, do you really think I'm so heartless that I'd play with a girl's heart?"
"Well, I guess not," said Kim.
"See?" said Light. "Well, I'd better get going. See you around." Light got up and left Kim, still in shock about what just happened.
Meanwhile, inside the mess hall, sitting at one of the benches and not even attempting to hide his presence, was Wallace.
Confession Cam: Wallace
"No good can become of that. I should do something about it. I should, but I won't . . . yet."
Confession Cam: Kim
"Oh. My. God. Light totally just asked me out."
Confession Cam: Light
"Another one bites the dust. Now to bring Marty to my side before Katniss's team claim him. I've focused so hard on the other team that my own team has got me in a precarious position."
Meanwhile, at the Giant Sharks cabin . . .
"Come on Carly, why won't you go out with me?" whined Zidane.
"Because I'm sure I can do better than a monkey boy," said Carly.
"Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere," said Zidane. "Rachel?"
"No thanks Zidane," said Rachel. "My heart bellows to Finn."
"WHOA! You were with Finn?" asked Zidane. "He seemed so against inter-team alliances, and yet . . ."
"Different Finn," replied Rachel.
"Just saying, the name 'Finn' isn't exactly common," said Zidane.
"Well, I'd never even heard the name Zidane before I got here, and I'm over a hundred years old," said Alice.
"A HUNDRED?!" exclaimed Katniss. "You look like two years older than me."
"It's part of the whole vampire thing," said Alice. "No aging, so I'll look nineteen forever."
"Wait a minute, isn't another part of the vampire thing that you're meant to drink blood?" asked Rachel. "I haven't seen you feeding since Day 1."
"Oh, yeah. I've been doing that when you've been asleep," said Alice. "To spare you guys the horror of it." The others accepted this response and nodded in agreement.
Confession Cam: Alice
"*beep*, I haven't fed since Day 1. I've been so focused on Light's elimination I completely forgot about it. I can probably hold out on feeding on the humans, but it's going to be difficult. Hopefully Chris doesn't have a challenge involving animals, I might not be able to control myself."
"Well, if you ladies aren't interested, I'll just have to be content with Dagger," said Zidane as he started to leave.
"Most men would be content with a princess," said Alice as he passed by. "And give Carly her bra back."
Carly immediately started checking her chest area. "How the hell did you do that?" demanded Carly, snatching her bra back.
"I've got magic fingers," said Zidane, chuckling as he left. "If you'd agreed to go out with me, you might have seen how magical." He didn't see it, but all of them glared as he left.
"Campers," said Chris's voice over the loudspeakers. "Today's challenge starts in ten minutes. Our lawyers are currently on standby."
Ten minutes later, outside the mess hall . . .
"Campers, today's challenge is . . ." started Chris.
"A really freaking dangerous one," said Kevin. "Can't you give us one challenge that doesn't endanger everyone's lives?"
"I'll think about it," said Chris. "In the meantime, your challenge today is to capture a dangerous animal."
"So, you've run out of ideas and now we're repeating one of Day 1's challenges?" asked Murtagh. "I guess we'll repeat all our other challenges after this then. Hey Wallace, do you have another domestic abuse joke in you for our next challenge?"
Wallace opened his mouth to speak.
WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY.
The scene returns with Chef holding his hockey puck launcher, and Wallace unconscious on the ground.
"Not this time, my friend," said Chris. "We may need to take him to the infirmary though. Anyway, you will be competing against each other to catch the most dangerous animal you can manage. The team who catches the most dangerous creature wins. Any questions?" As Chris explained the challenge, Alice shuddered at the thought that she might be unable to control herself.
"Yeah, I do," said Bart. "Shouldn't we wait 'til Wallace wakes up? Right now, it's five against eight."
"Forget him," said Ayane. "He's dead weight anyway. We'll be better off without him."
"There we go, problem solved," said Chris. "Okay, anymore questions?" The contestants remained silent. "Alright then, GO!"
Both teams set off to the woods in different directions, where Chris kept most of his dangerous 'toys' hidden from the contestants.
"Alright team, any idea what we should catch?" asked Light when they were far enough into the woods.
"Well, there's a cave over there," said Marty. "Maybe there's a bear in there?"
"Alright then," said Light. "Alice, since any animal that attacks you won't hurt you, would you do the honour?"
Alice hesitated a moment. "O . . . okay," she said, striding up to the cave entrance.
Confession Cam: Light
"I've been wondering what Alice has been eating, since human food doesn't appeal to her. She's a vampire, so she must drink blood, but I haven't noticed bites marks on anyone. That leaves animals as her only food source. I haven't seen any suspiciously dead animals, so either she's good at disposing of them, or she's not feeding. For my purposes, let's hope it's the latter."
Alice entered the cave, more afraid of what she'd do the any animal she found than what they'd do to her. Within minutes, she had found the sole inhabitant of the cave: Sasquatchanakwa. The large animal was facing away from her, so he never saw her sneak up on him. In fact, he didn't know she was there until she sunk her teeth into him. Alice couldn't help it: she needed blood, now!
"Hey Alice," called Marty after a few minutes of waiting. "What's taking so HOLY CRAP!" Obviously, that last part was said when he saw the dead Sasquatch. "What the hell happened?"
"Umm . . . I had no other choice," said Alice. "Everyone knows that Sasquatches are one of the only creatures that can kill a vampire."
Marty looked at her doubtfully. "Alright," he said, pretending to believe her. "Let's tell the others it was empty, and we'll try somewhere else."
Meanwhile, with the Striking Vipers . . .
"I choose you, Infernape," said Ash, sending out a flaming monkey. "Infernape, we need to find something dangerous in order to win this challenge. You think you can help with that?" Infernape grunted in agreement.
"That's adorable," said Ayane. "But I doubt that giant ape has half the tracking and fighting ability I have."
"You know, you could always work together rather than fighting each other," suggested Kim.
Ayane glared at her, but conceded without a word.
Meanwhile, with the Giant Sharks . . .
"So basically, we're catching a mascot now?" asked Rachel.
After the 'empty' cave, the team 'borrowed' a piece of raw meat from Chef's kitchen and headed down to the dock.
"If you have a better idea, I'd like to hear it," said Murtagh, who was doing the fishing.
"Tank's ready," called Zidane, who was carrying a washed up bathtub with Katniss, which they'd patched up enough to hold water for the shark.
"Alright, now we just wait for a shark to take the bait," said Carly, staying well away from where the shark would be. "Hey Alice, what are you doing all the way over there?" Alice wasn't even on the pier. "Come on, you might need to give Murtagh a hand."
"Don't worry, I'll be fine," said Murtagh, flashing a knowing smile at Alice. Alice was shocked. How did he know she hadn't fed? Not that it mattered; he wasn't going to say anything. They were allies.
A few minutes later, Murtagh felt a tug on the line. "I've got something," he called. Pulling hard, he hauled a large shark out of the water. Between himself and Zidane, they managed to lift the thing into the bathtub.
"Wow, that's huge," said Light. "Alice, you should check this thing out."
Alice, whose thirst hadn't quite been quenched by the Sasquatch, hesitated before approaching. Unfortunately, animals that eat other animals are too tempting for a hungry vampire. Her team watched in horror as she killed her second animal for the day.
Meanwhile, with the Striking Vipers . . .
Infernape suddenly heard a noise in the bushes nearby. Before anyone could stop him, he'd rushed in, and the sounds of a struggle were heard.
"Ayane, do something," called Ash. "It sounds like Infernape's in trouble."
"Told you he'd need my help," said Ayane, springing after him. Within seconds, the fight was over, and Ayane and Infernape were dragging their catch out of the bushes. "Hope you're happy, I had to use another one of my tranquilisers."
"Wait a sec," said Kim. "Is that . . ."
"Yep," said Kevin.
"Well, it is a horrible, bloodthirsty monster," said Bart. "That should count for something."
"Good enough for me," said Ash. "Go Pokéball." The Pokéball hit the target on the chest, and it went in without a protest.
"Odd," said Kevin. "On day one you couldn't catch a seagull you fried, but you just caught . . ."
"Yeah, I think the guy writing this did that for comedic effect," said Infernape.
"Like you talking in actual English just now?" asked Ash.
"Exactly," said Infernape, before Ash recalled it to its Pokéball and the team returned to the meeting area.
Later, back at the meeting area . . .
"Okay campers, it's time to see what you caught," said Chris. "We'll start with the Giant Sharks. What have you got?"
Rachel looked slightly embarrassed, then walked up to Chris and presented a jar to him. "That," said Chris. "Is a fly. Hardly dangerous to anyone who isn't already horribly diseased."
At this point, Alice (who was still hungry) succumbed to her thirst once more, and snatched the jar out of Chris's hand. She grabbed the fly out of the jar, and drained it of its minute amount of blood. "And now you've got nothing. Okay, Striking Vipers, let's see what you got, although at this point, you'll probably win by presenting something."
Ash stepped forward, and threw one of his Pokéballs. Out from it popped . . . Chef. "You caught Chef," said Chris. "Well, while not technically an animal, he is incredibly dangerous. Congratulations Striking Vipers, you win today's challenge. Giant Sharks, see you at elimination."
Chef got up at this point, and pulled out a meat cleaver. "Have you any idea how cramped it is in that ball?" demanded Chef. "You're gonna pay for that."
"Return Chef," said Ash, holding out the Pokéball. However, as the Pokéball attempted to recall Chef, he swatted it away.
"I ain't going in there again," said Chef, and he charged at Ash, who immediately started running.
While the remainder of the Striking Vipers celebrated their first victory in a while, the Giant Sharks looked around to decide who to get rid of.
Confession Cam: Light
"Well, I have a perfectly good opportunity to get rid of Alice now, one of the conspirators against me. Why waste it?"
Confession Cam: Alice
She doesn't say anything at first, but then she snaps out of it. "Oh dear, lots of people out to get me right now. Well, hopefully they realise that Light is the true evil on this team."
Confession Cam: Carly
"No-one steals my bra and gets away with it. So long Zidane."
Confession Cam: Zidane
"Sorry Alice, but I've gotta vote for you. And I was so close to joining your cause too."
Later, at the campfire ceremony . . .
"Alright Sharks," said Chris. "There are seven marshmallows on this plate, but there are eight of you. Those of you who receive a marshmallow are safe . . . for now. The one who does not receive a marshmallow will be forced to take the Blast of Shame, and will never, ever ever, be allowed to return. Ever. The following contestants are safe." As he read each name, he threw a marshmallow to them. "Murtagh. Marty. Katniss. Rachel. Light. Carly." The camera cuts to Zidane and Alice, the last two contestants. "Campers, there is only one marshmallow left. That means one of you is going home tonight. The final marshmallow of the night goes to . . ." The camera starting cutting between a nervous looking Zidane, and a blank looking Alice. "Zidane." The final marshmallow landed safely on his lap.
"WHAT?! No," yelled Katniss. "We can't lose Alice . . . hey, where is she?"
Sure enough, where she'd been sitting before was no-one, just a piece of paper. Chris picked it up and read it. "'Dear everyone, sorry about my abrupt departure, but I already knew the outcome of the votes, and I also knew Chris was planning to use extra gunpowder this week to get an extra big ka-boom, which would have ignited and killed me.' Damn, I was hoping she wouldn't see that. 'Sorry I ruined this challenge and foiled a chance to get rid of Light. But please guys, remove Light from competition next Signed, Alice.' So, I guess that means we don't use the cannon this week?"
"We can fire a few interns out of it," suggested Chef.
"Sounds like a plan," said Chris. "But first, will Wallace recover from his head wound? Will Katniss and Murtagh be able to beat Light by themselves? And what are we going to do with the corpse of Sasquatchanaqua? Find out the answers to all these questions sometime in the coming weeks, right here, on Total Drama All Stars."