Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter so don't sue me or anything, If I did own Harry Potter then a lot of things would be different and there would be a lot more yaoi/yuri in it.
Hope you enjoy reading these chapters for the challenges as much as I have writing them. This chapter has no pairings.
Word 9 – Cigarettes – no pairings.
"My Lord? Are you alright?" Bella asked as Voldermort started to cough harshly.
"I'm fine Bella; I've just found that those horrible non-magic people have just invented something good.
"And what is it My Lord?" everyone in the inner circle asked, wondering what this muggle thing that their Dark Lord liked so much was.
Voldermort then turned around and they saw him holding a long thin stick that had smoke coming out of it.
"My Lord....What is that you are holding and why do you have smoke coming out from your mouth for?" asked Lucius in confusion, he never understood muggles, weird things that they are.
"It's called a cigarette, its suppose to be the greatest thing on earth and as I'm managing to stand you're presence for more than one minute then it must me!" said Voldermort in a very un-Voldermort way.
"My Lord.....Could we try a cigarettes please?" asked one of the Lestrange brothers.
"Fine, guess that I won't have any peace and quiet otherwise," muttered Voldermort as he gave his entire inner circle "If you want anymore then go out and get your own."
As the inner circle where trying their cigarettes they found they loved them and....
A few months later with Harry Potter and Co at Hogwarts:
"So Hermione, it seems like the plan worked, Voldermort and his entire inner circle are dead," Harry said as they read the happy news in the newspaper.
"That's good, you haven't killed anyone so Fudge can't send you to that horrible jail like Snuffles and you still flied the prophecy by being the cause behind the Dark Lord's death," replied Hermione with a happy smile.
"You killed the Dark Lord Harry? How did you do it?" Ron asked in shock and other Hogwarts students and staff gathered around.
"Harry went into the muggle world and brought some cigarettes and then with a school postage owl sent the cigarettes and where to get more from to Voldermort and his inner circle," Hermione answered.
So do you like? As I said, don't ask where I got this idea for this chapter from. Next chapter's word will be 'sex'. Thanks and I hope you like it and that you R+R!
