Disclaimer: I do not own The Loud House
Lori was sitting on a chair texting on her phone.
Know your Louds
Know your Louds
Know your Louds
Lori said, "Bobby I have to go, some strange voice is going to say gross things about me that aren't true."
Lori Loud…her boyfriend is Clyde McBride
Lori said, "Um no, my boyfriend's name is Bobby Santiago. I'm not that weird kid's girlfriend."
You're just denying it
Lori angrily said, "I'm not, it's the truth!"
Lori Loud…is now engaged to Clyde McBride
Lori yelled, "What, no I'm not engaged to Lincoln's friend! I don't even have a ring on my finger!"
You are engaged, better yet the wedding is going to start right now
Lori said, "What is going on? Where are you getting your facts?"
Lori Loud…do you take Clyde McBride to be your lawfully wedded husband
Lori said, "This is not a real wedding. I didn't get a chance to get prepared, and most importantly I'm not marrying Clyde!"
Come on, I need you to say I do
Lori said, "It's only a wedding when the bride and groom are here."
Then a cardboard cutout of Clyde in a white tuxedo appeared next to Lori
Lori said, "That is clearly just a cutout. Just ask me something else."
Okay
Lori Loud…her weekly chore is taking out the trash
Lori said, "Taking out the trash is Lincoln's job, I do the laundry as my weekly chore."
I now pronounce you and Clyde husband and wife, you may now kiss the cardboard Clyde
Lori said, 'You tricked me, and I would have to kiss the real Clyde."
Bobby appeared and said, "You married someone else, you broke my heart."
Bobby ran off crying and Lori said, "That's not true, he was trying to trick me into a marriage."
Now you know Lori McBride
Lori yelled, "You ruined my life! Bobby hates me forever and it's all your fault! I hate you…what's your name?"
I'm just a voice coming out of nowhere
Lori picked up the cardboard Clyde and tried to throw it at wherever the voice was coming from.
Lori yelled, "My name is not Lori McBride!"