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Welcome to the latest installment of "Pinch Me Now" By Chloe Haku~!
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Disclaimer- Chloe doesn't own Hetalia, Homestuck, or Vocaloid. They own her.
Nothing but silence lingered the air, breathing slowed as the three people stared at each other.
"What the Holy Roman Empire?" Gilbert yelled at Chloe 2 and I. I looked at Chloe 2 and she shrugged and put her pistol on her side. I sighed and clinched my fists.
"We needed to be more careful, didn't we Chloe 2." I said plainly.
"I don't know if you have learnt about the Berlin wall yet. But the point is ever since all of that bullshit I have learnt to be more aware of my surroundings at night like the awesome person I am." Gilbert stated. Taito and Haku approached where we are since they probably thought we slept in and had a "We are fucked, aren't we?" look on their face. I told signaled them to do nothing yet and Chloe 2 approached Prussia.
"Get into the car. If you say anything or ruin this Chloe and I will cut your five meters off and shove it up your ass." she told him. He gulped and quickly nodded. Chloe 2 pulled him into the van and threw him in. Haku and I snickered.
"He has the same hair and eyes as I do!" Haku remarked. I shrugged,"Yeah, I guess so." I said.
We sat in the van as Taito drove angerly.
"You just HAD to cause to much noise!" He whined. We all zoned out of his whines because they had gotten old over the years. But eventually we arrived at our destination and we got out of the whine mobile. Haku kicked Gilbert out of the van and he started cursing in German.
"VERDAMMIT! FICK!" he yelled. Taito snickered at him. Taito slightly kicked Prussia while he was down and Prussia bit Taito's leg. They would of killed each other if Chloe 2 and I hadn't seperated them.
"Calm down Taito-san." Chloe 2 told him.
"Calm down Gilbert." I whispered softly as I stroked his silky but messy hair.
A van approached the clearing we were at. It was the enemy, the blue jewels, it was time to either fight or negotiate. Oh, what am I saying, those fools don't know what negotiate even means. The enemies got out of their car and stood face to face to us. Our next van came and theirs did too. Yuki-sama got out of her van along with Mugi-San. Yuki got out with a pistol, Mugi also got out. But he tripped over a rock,
Aoki and her gang stood face to face with ours, silence filled the deserted clearing. "Well then. We meet again, Bleeding Hearts." Aoki said with an evil smirk on her face. "き-さま... The Blue Jewels. Seems that way." Yuki replied with a competive look. I nudged Gilbert and handed him an AK-47, he took it with sweaty palms and shakeup fingers. I patTed his back, trying to soothe him from the hostility in the air.
"FIRE!" Taito yelled. Chloe 2 let out a piercing battle cry as Yuki delivered the first blow, she shot Luka in the knee and the pinkette howled in pain. Miku went to Luka's side to treat the wound as I scanned around for Taito's twin siblings, Akaito and Akaiko. We always had to keep lookout for them, they were sneaky and they would strife faster than a serpent.
"Target." Akaito said. "Acquired." Akaiko finished, both had sly looks on their faces as they aimed at Gilbert and I. They both shot simultaneously and Gilbert and I ducked behind a pile of steel pipes. The red-headed siblings continued shooting until they were out of ammuntion. When they changed there ammunition Gilbert and I shot tranquilizer darts at them. We got them and in the matter of secinds they collapsed to the ground. I high-fived Gilbert and scanned the battleground. Aoki and Yuki were fighting with daggers, Miku and Chloe 2 were fist-fighting, and Taito and Haku were snooping around. It looked like they were trying to find something or someone.
Yuki managed to get a cut on Aoki's hip whicmaimed Aoki scream in pain and that caused Miku to get distracted and Chloe 2 finished her off with two punches. Aoki yelled about how the Blue Jewels woIKR win the next fight and how they were training new members. We accepted victory and laughed at them on the way to Morgan's house. Taito and Haku dropped us off and Chloe 2 went to her room inside the closet.
Prussia and I had some apple juice and he began asking questions.
"So what is her name?" he asked. "Chloe 2. Or Zoey." I replied.
"What is the point of your gang?" He asked. A took a deep breath to explain this. "Bleeding Hearts is an illegal gang which makes must of its profits off the illegal selling of vocaloid voice banks, otherwise known as POCALOID. Those Vocaloids you saw back tmore weren't the real ones, they were copies of the originals. Chloe 2 and i were created to make pitch perfect sounds out of any voice we have ever heard." I replied.
"Woah. That's AWESOME." Gilbert said. I giggled and slurped some of the apple juice I had. I then explained that he was now a permanent member of the Bleeding Hearts ganh and that I'd have to teach him some combat skills. He argued that he was a country and that he could manage and I told him it wasn't the same combatodo he woulsd still have to.
I yawned and struggled to keep my eyes open, so I decided to put Dr. Hortible's Sing-A-Long Blog on and Gilbert and I fell asleep watching it.
The next day we all woke up around nine in the morning and had pancakes. And by us I mean all the non-countries besides Morgan, South Korea, and... Canadia? Oh well, the syrup was really good thanks to that Canadia guy!
"Good morning, da~ ze!" Yong said happily. Morgan responded with "Buenos dias, Korea!". We all stared at her, wondering why she was awake.
"Uh, Morgan?" Myrna said. As Morgan said yes Myrna felt her head and sighed.
"Go back to bed, you are sick." she finished. I pushed Morgan into her room and shoved her on her bed. I slammed the door to return to only one pancake on my plate, I HAD TWO GOD DAMMIT. I glared at Prussia who was just about to shove a pancake into his mouth, I reached for it and he leaned back.
"GIVE ME MY PANCAKE." I stated loudly.
"Nein!" Gilbert said as he took a big bite of it. I ripped the rest of the pancake from his mouth and bit down on it victoriously. He smirked evilly and bit it while I was trying to eat it. I blushed andlust let him have it.
"IVISIBLE MAN. MAKE MOAR." Kitty shouted. I cheered in approval and Moon was about to slap her. Canadia, I think, restrained her and whispered into her ear. She began to blush and held back the slap.
But we got more pancakes.
And Kitty got slapped.
On the ass.
By France.
And his balls would hurt for the next week.
Teehee.
Around noon there was a knock on the door. Em answered the door and we got three units. THREEEEEEEEEEE.
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! VE~!" Em said as she carried in the box. I raised my head from my psychology book to see what was happening.
"What is going on?" Emily asked.
"We got Fem!China! AND THE ITALIAN TWINS!" she fangirled. Woah, her shrieks... I've never seen her fangirl before. But EM ran to wake up Morgan while Emily, Kitty & Myrna teamed up to open the Fem!China unit and Lorelei tried to stop them.
But who cares about stuff like that when you can just eat cereal? So that's what I did.
After that whole ordeal the units were eventually opened and we had lunch. I had a peanut butter and jelly* sandwich. I don't even know what the others were eating.
I finished quickly and proposed to Prussia and Lorelei that we should play hide and go seek. Thethoroughly it would be fun so we began to play. I was it first, but I found Gilbert quickly. So eventually he found Lorelei and the game went on and on.
After a few rounds we were all tired and we went to the kitchen to see Kitty push Lovino on to Morgan. Lorelei and I high fived, Kitty had annitiated the plan beforeany of us but it was hilarious!
About a few hours after this is started pouring rain in our area so we all got on Tumblr and Fanfiction. But eventually Morgan got bored and just looked out the window for long periods of time. It looked like she was crying but just as I was about to approach her she ran outside.
What was out there?
Why hello!
Sorry about the long wait, I just had school and stuff.
But I will try to update more because now I can update from my IPod! ^.^
Anything else? I think not.
Ill see you next time I update! Please review, and sorry I am not good at fight scenes, hence the bad beginning!