Author's NOte: FINALLY! I updated this! Sorry for all ya patient peoples. I worked on a few other fics, and had no time for this. I know u think that this fic is really dumb and pointless, but c'mon, it's funny, right? Right...? hehehe...oh well, on with the story...

Shout Outs: My loyal reviewers darc7, Katchi, and rachelkath for taking their time for reading this! Thanks a bunch:D

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Laguna Beach. Or any stuff I mention here.

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Stephen- Hiccup. Let's ride the pretty pony!

Donald-Shit! The boy is drunk!

Goofy-Holy fuck, now what!

Donald and Goofy see a small room that seems abandoned.

Donald-Hey, ya see that! Hm, we should put him there meanwhile, don't ya think?

Stephen- I'm a little teacup, short and stout...when you stab Kristin...ugliness comes out(a/n: my friend told me that song but instead of Kristin she said 'Adam')

Goofy-Yeah, you're right. Let's leave the shitwit!

Goofy and Donald carry Stephen to this place, when all of a sudden, they hear...moaning.

Goofy-Donald, ya hear that? I don't think we should get in there...

Donald- Aw, what the fuck do you know, ya big palooka!

Goofy- I know what you do in strip clubs

Donald-...shut the hell up and get him in there!

Donald and Goofy reach inside the small room when all of a sudden, they see the most unexpecting thing-a brunette girl and a hazel eyed guy (ahem, cough cough)...

Goofy-MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!

Donald- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Olette- W-Who the hell are you? (slips her jeans back on, still remains topless)

Goofy- W-We are...(takes a peek)

Goofy-MY EYES!

Hayner- STOP LOOKING YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF TURD! (slips on his tee shirt)

Goofy- THEN WHY WERE DOING...THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! (Goofy grabs some lemons and squeezes the lemon juice in his eyeballs)

Pence- Hey, what's all the...OH MY FREAKING' SHIT! WHAT THE HELL!

Jason- Hi every...AHHH! MY VIRGIN EYES! WHY ME!

Hayner- SHUT UP, JASON! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!

Jason-HAYNER...YOUR MANHOOD...EWWW!

Jessica- JASON, I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR JUST LEAVING ME...ON MY GOSH! HAYNER HAS A...A...PIPISKA!

Hayner- What the hell, Jessica? That makes no sense!

Pence- Hayner, you do realize you didn't put your pants back on?

Hayner- Pence, you do realize that you are a worthless ball of fat?

Goofy, Donald, Olette, Jason, Jessica- OOOHHH! BURN!

Pence- At least my family jewels are bigger than those little nuts!

Hayner- Ya wanna piece of me, Pilsbury Dough Boy?

(Haner does the come here hand movement)

Pence- Oh, it's on, you gayass!

(Boxing Match music plays)

Hayner and Pence start hitting each other like little girls, but then Pence gets all tired because he moved 3 inches. He falls to the ground and dies, and Hayner starts jumping for joy until he gets shot down by Oscar De la Hoya.

Olette- NO! HAYNER IS DEAD!

(Olette begins to cry)

Stephen-I've been working on the railroad...WHOA! LOOK AT THOSE KNOCKERS!

Olette- W-what? Why is everyone staring at me?

Jason- You stupid whore. You forgot to put your top back on!

Olette- Oh...hehehe...(slips top back on)

Jessica- Hell, this was one crazy moment. Now I have to go back to working for the Organization!

Jason- Organization...where did I hear that?

Jessica- Well, since the director died, I can tell you. You were part of them, and your best friend is Axel.

Axel- Hey, buddy! Remember me?

Jason- uh, no!

Axel-Ugh! It's me...AXEL! Q-Z-V-R...got it memorized?

Jason- Uh...okay...

Axel-man, all of ya are losers! Who wants to go to Hooters!

(Everyone except Olette and Jessica say 'I Do!")

Axel- Okay then, dopes, follow me!

Everyone leaves, leaving Olette and Jessica all by themselves.

Olette- Now what! Hayner died, all the boys wont flirt with me, and I'm bored.

(Looks at Jessica)

Olette- Wanna order male strippers?

Jessica- Aw, what the hell.

To be Continued...

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Author's Note: okay, I know this is soooo whack and stupid and nasty, but I couldn't think of anything. Well, please review, and I'm thinking of changing this to rated M. I don't want to, but when I read it, I feel that I should. Well, please tell me if u think I should, and review the story, please! I really want more reviews from u lovely readers! Well, gotta go, and don't forget to read any other stories I have 2 offer! Bye bye and thx 2 all u readers and reviewers!

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