This is for SMAK101 - Thank you for requesting, I actually really like this pairing alot, idk why haha
Craig's phone.
Unknown: HEEEY CRAIG
You: Who the fuck is this
Unknown: i stole your number off clyde
You: Well delete it. You're annoying and I don't want to talk to you.
Unknown: you dont even know who I am
You: Don't care
Unknown: whats pissed on your parade
Unknown: you didn't even guess who I was
Unknown: hey
Unknown: hey craig
Unknown: craaAAIIIIIIGGG
Unknown: HEEELLOOOOOOO
You: I will seriously block you
Unknown: k i'll give you a guess
You: No.
Unknown: i'm super awesome
Unknown: the biggest sexy mofo in town
Unknown: and im in your art class
Unknown: did i mention that im also awesome
Unknown: and smexy
You: I gather that this is either McCormick or McCormick's dick talking.
Unknown: brilliant guess
Unknown: im mentally clapping
You: There's a reason why I don't have your number.
McCormick: yeah but you've always wanted it tho
You: No.
McCormick: hey i got a confession that iv been holding in since like 2 months ago
You: What makes you think that I actually care?
McCormick: well thats rude
You: *Sent a photo*
McCormick: wtf is that
McCormick: is that your middle finger
You: Yes.
McCormick: smooth
McCormick: but anyways
McCormick yeah I think you ought to kno about what I gotta say
You: ..
McCormick: I found your tumblr;)
You: What.
You: How the fuck
You: No
You: You're lying.
McCormick: nope;) I've been stalking you for ages lmfao
McCormick: didn't know you were a fan of anime
You: What the actual fuck?
You: Seriously, how the fuck did you find it
McCormick: i have my ways
You: I fucking hate you.
McCormick: now don't be like that
McCormick: you're quite popular actually
You: Stop talking to me.
McCormick: you're out of order craig
You: If you tell anyone, you're dead.
McCormick: is that a threat
You: No, it's a promise.
McCormick: well as much as I would totally hhhaatee for that to happen, I won't tell a soul
You: No, you won't.
McCormick: wow, there's no need to be so sour
McCormick: ahahah I might even blackmail you
You: Blackmail doesn't work on me. I don't have anything to hide
McCormick: oh yeah?
McCormick: what if I told you that I also have your internet history too
You: What?
McCormick: ;)
McCormick: ;)
McCormick: ;)
McCormick: ;)
McCormick: ;)
You: How the fuck did you hack into my laptop
McCormick: one word, craig
McCormick: yaoi
You: Fuck off, what the fuck
You: Seriously, how the fuck
You: How are you capable of hacking into my account
You: Answer me, you piece of shit.
McCormick: dude I was kidding
McCormick: I don't know how to fuckin hack, i'm only a D grade student
You: What the
McCormick: LMMMFFAAAAOOOOOO
McCormick: PAHAHAHAAHAH
McCormick: I'M DYING
You: That's it.
You: *You have blocked this number.*