What's up Ninjas it's me Twanny Bizzle once again giving you what you really want (even if you don't want it) a update of my Mario story Mario and Luigi: A Date with Destiny anyways last time our heroes were put in prison by one of Yaridovich's newest henchman Toadlice, but Plum was able to burst everyone out with…her…how can I say this….sassiest, knocking the little Toad out. So now our heroes are out of prison and are heading back to Princess Peach's Castle, but are they forgetting something really important, well the only thing you have to do is read Chapter 10 Batteries not included.
Mario: I'll just do the disclaimer this time ok guys.
Black from the Koopa Bros: …….
Mario: Um….Can I help you?
Black: Damn straight fool, I'll be doing this damn disclaimer thing.
Mario: Ha ha ha ha if you really want to then go a head.
Black: ……AHHHH DAMN…….. (he was sweating hard)
Mario: (sigh)Uhhh…Mama-Mia, I'll guess I do the disclaimer: uh um Twanny Bizzle doesn't own anything Nintendo related.
Black: (All of a sudden Black yelled) DAMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 10: Batteries not included
Pretty Ricky were now flying back to Yaridovich's flying air fortress with the Culex Crystal they found in Toad Town.
"Pleasure I can't believe you were able to find the Culex Crystal." said an excited Baby Blue. "Man I just wish I was able to see the looks on Plum and those two annoying idiots' faces."
Spectacular flexed his huge muscles. "Oh yes I agree, Master Yaridovich will be so pleased with us, good job Pleasure, for getting that gem.
Pleasure closed his eyes and smirked with arrogance. "Heh heh, it was nothing Mario and his pathetic little brother and daughter didn't stand a chance against my mighty power."
Slick'em on the other hand saw everything that happen to Pleasure. "Yeah…Pleasure tell everybody how you had use the Culex Crystal to defeat Mario." he then looked at his brothers. "He couldn't even control the crystal, he almost killed everybody including us!!!!!" he then gave Pleasure a odd stare.
The other brothers gave Pleasure a peculiar look as well. "Wait guys at least we have Master Yaridovich's Culex Crystal, so our mission was a success."
Slick'em then pointed upward. "Hey guys look were here, there's Master Yaridovich's flying air fortress." The fortress was camouflaged in the clouds, so there should be no way for anybody to spot it.
Pleasure then smirked. "Ok guys let's deliver this Culex Crystal to Master Yaridovich, and pronto."
All the brothers then flew inside the fortress. Inside the fortress there were a lot of armor lying around.
"So the only thing we have to do now is find the armor we imbedded Master Yaridovich's soul in." Pleasure said looking around the empty fortress.
Baby Blue then said. "I won't be too hard find it, his armor is the only armor that can….." but he then heard a voice. (It sort of sounded like Father from KND). "Huh, did you guys hear that?"
Spectacular then said while doing his patent flexing. "You probable just imagine it, there nobody else here besides us and Master Yaridovich's armor."
Slick'em was getting really irritated by Spectacular constant flexing and snarled. "Will you stop all that DAMN flexing."
Spectacular didn't get mad, instead he just flexed his huge muscle. "You can't get mad at me because you not as marvelous as me, maybe if you worked out more you'll probable be as splendid as me." the sweat from his muscle then landed on Slick'em forehead. "But I really doubt that."
Slick'em then wiped the sweat off his forehead and snarled. "Why you big stupid imbecile, is all you think about is YOURSELF." Both brothers then glare at each other.
Pleasure then walked between them. "Ok, ok you two break it up there will be no fighting among us while I'm still in charge."
The mysterious then started back talking. "Do actually think you're really in charge Pleasure?!!!!!!!"
Pleasure quickly straighten up. "Ma….Master Yaridovich?!! We'll brought you your Culex Crystal just as you commanded." he then kneel before him. Even though Yaridovich could speak he still couldn't move, he need some kind of power source to activate his armor. (Kind of look like Al Elric from Full Metal Alchemist)
"Yes Pleasure I could sense it on you the moment you bumbling idiots arrived in my ship." All the brothers seem to just stare at Yaridovich. "YOU FOOLS!!!!" shrieked Yaridovich. "Do I amuse you?!!!! Hurry up and put the crystal in this armor." Pleasure then walked toward the armor holding the Culex Crystal, he nearly drop the crystal from all of Yaridovich's screaming. "Careful you FOOL!!!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry Master Yaridovich, please forgive me." he then placed the Culex Crystal in the center of the armor.
Yaridovich was delighted. "Yes excellent, it's even my favorite crystal, the same one I used to reek havoc with." Yaridovich then lifted himself off the ground. "Mwa ha ha ha, HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Yaridovich then began using the power of the crystal to power himself up, his armor was ablaze by the Culex Crystal of Fire. "Yes this feels GREAT, it feels like I've been reborn, but it would still be good to have my old body back."
Pleasure then said while still kneeling. "Master Yaridovich I would like report that Toadlice has Plum and her friends trap in prison, so you can go there and personally obliterate them."
Yaridovich then said. "Hmmmm…We'll see if the little idiot was able to keep them contained." Yaridovich then walked over to his control panel. "Come in Toadlice, come in Toadlice." Toadlice was lying in the prison cell unconscious. "COME IN YOU IMPENDENT LITTLE PEST!!!!!!!!"
Toadlice then jumped of the ground. "Ow, what just happen?" Toadlice then looked at his communicator he could believe who was calling him. "Ma…Master Yaridovich it's you, so you was able to get your armor working." he said while shifting his eyes.
Yaridovich then gave Toadlice an irritable stare. "Toadlice where are the prisoner, let me see them."
Toadlice then started laughing nervously. "Well…You… See...Um…Th…They escaped."
Yaridovich was enraged. "YOU LITTLE IDOIT, HOW COULD THEY ESCAPED, I PERSONALLY DESIGNED THEY CELL MYSELF, THEY SHOULDN'T BEEN ABLE TO ESCAPED!!!!"
Toadlice then nervously said. "They were insulting me, so I went inside the cell to rough'em up a bit and I guess they sorted of got the best of me."
Yaridovich then calmly said. "So let me get this straight, you open up the cell, then walked in the cell and then tried to discipline them." he then shouted. "What were you expecting, YOU'RE A TOAD, A PATHETIC LITTLE TOAD." he body was blazing. "HOW CAN YOU BE MORE INCOMPETENT IN THE PAST THEN YOU ARE IN THE FUTURE!!!!!!!! " he then threw a fire ball at the destroying the monitor.
Toadlice just stood there with his mouth wide open. "Holy crap, I think he's mad." (NO DUH) he then started looking around. "I got to get out of here."
Now back to the main topic, our heroes Mario, Luigi, and Plum were now leaving the destroyed Toad Town and now was heading back Princess Peach's Castle.
Mario and Plum was walking together and Luigi was walking in front of them. "I can't believe Toadlice was that stupidest enough to fall from my trick." Plum said while snickering.
Mario was just staring Plum. "Um…Plum…Uh….I was wondering."
Plum then gave Mario a blank stare."You were wondering what?" asked a confused Plum.
Mario then put his hand on his chin. "When we left Princess Peach's Castle you still didn't hardly tell me anything about yourself, the only thing you told me was that you were my daughter and you were from the future, so I was wondering couldn't you tell me more about yourself." he then muttered. "Mostly about your mother."
Plum then looked at Mario. "Uh…..I already told you daddy I can't tell you anything else about the future, if I did you probable want expect your faith and I might not be born."
Mario then said. "I promise Plum no matter how stupid or impossible it is I'll accept my faith, so come on kiddo tell me." Plum just stood there with a tear falling from her cheek. "Huh, what's wrong Plum?" asked a concerned Mario.
Plum then wipe the tear from her cheek. "Its nothing…sniff….It's just I haven't heard you call me that in a long time."
Mario was confused. "So I use to call you kiddo in the future?"
Plum then nodded. "Yep." she then put her hand on her chin. (Just like Mario) "I guess I can trust you dad, but promise me if I tell you who my mom is, please don't run away from your faith."
Mario then started sweating real hard. "Yes, yes, just tell me the suspense is killing me!!!!!"
Plum was just about to tell Mario, but Luigi interrupt there conversational. "Mario, Plum I've just remember something important, Pretty Ricky took the Culex Crystal they found in Toad Town!!!!!" Luigi said doing his usual cowering. "Oh no, what are we going to do now?" Luigi was flailing his arms and legs around.
Plum then walked up to Luigi. "That alright Uncle Luigi, that just means it's a tie ball game, plus there two more Culex Crystals out there somewhere, so there no reason to be panicking." she patted him on his back to calm him down.
Luigi then sighed in relieve. "Hey that'sa purty good oh yeah." Plum then smiled and Luigi and her started leaving Mario behind. (She was trying to avoid there conversational)
Mario just stood there muttering. "Huh, but I thought you were about to tell me who your mother is."
Our heroes had finally made it to Princess Peach's Castle after there long journey from Toad Town.
"Hey guys we're finally here." Luigi said while running in the courtyard. "Let'sa go and talk to good professor, maybe he discovered something new about the Culex Crystal." he then enter castle.
"Yeah that does sound like a good idea Uncle Luigi." she then enter behind the castle behind him.
But Mario was to much caught in thought to get excited. I can't just shake the feeling that we're forgetting something.
Meanwhile already in the castle, Princess Peach was still worried about Mario and the others. "Oh please hurry up guys." said an extremely concerned Peach. "I'm going just have to pray and hope nothing had happen Mario and other, especially Plum."
Just then Luigi came bursting in the throne room. "Princess we're back." Luigi then looked around and saw Princess Peach staring right at him. "Uh….Hi." he said while blushing in embarrassment.
Princess Peach started to giggle. "Heh heh, it's nice to see you again too Luigi." she then started looking around. "So where are Plum and Mario?"
Luigi then started rubbing his nose. "There outside, they should be in here any second now." he then gave her the thumbs up.
Plum was next to enter the throne room. "Hi Princess Peach we're back." Plum notice how worried Peach look. "I'm sorry Princess, I didn't mean to stress you out like this."
Peach just smiled. "No Plum I'm not stress out, I'm just glad to see you're alright."
Mario was last to enter the Peach's throne room. "Hey Princess sorry for taking so long, but we got in bit of a bind down in Toad Town."
Peach sighed in relieve. "I'm just glad to see you that you're all alright, you know I was worried right, but I never gave up hope."
The room was silence until E.Gadd came in the room. "Mario, Luigi, and um….What was your name again young feller?"
Plum started chuckling. "It's Plum, Prof. E.Gadd."
E. Gadd then smiled. "Ho ho ho I guess I'm becoming a little bit more forgetful nowadays." he then said. "We saw what happen in Toad Town on the news."
Peach then said. "Yeah, what happen down there in Toad Town?"
Plum then said. "It was Yaridovich's elite warriors, they were at Toad Town and we had to fight them, there idoit leader almost killed us, because he didn't know how to control the crystal they found."
E. Gadd then said. "So that means they were able to keep crystal they found in Toad Town."
Plum nodded. "Yep they knocked us out and high tail with the Culex Crystal."
E. Gadd then started rubbing his head. "What Culex Crystal they found?"
Plum then placed her hands on her hips. "I think it was the Culex Crystal of Fire, why?!?!"
E. Gadd then started back rubbing his head. "The Culex Crystal of Fire, and you say their leader didn't know how to control the crystal, hmmmm interesting."
Mario then yelled. "MAMA-MIA, I just remember something." he then started flailing his arms around. "We forgot to get the batteries from Toad Town." he said while looking Luigi and Plum.
"WE FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE BATTERIES?!!!!!!!!" Plum and Luigi said in unison.
Princess Peach started giggling. "It's ok guys the professor had already solved that problem."
E. Gadd then started chortling. "I bought some batteries from the souvenir stand from inside the castle, so I guess you fellers really didn't need to go venturing to Toad Town." Mario and Plum gave him an exasperated look. "But it still wasn't a waste, I did gather some more information why you fellers were gone."
Luigi then said. "So what is it Professor?"
E.Gadd then smirked. "I'm glad you ask, but first I need you fellers to take a look at the Culex Collector." he then pulled the radar out. "This is where the two remaining Culex Crystal are located." he then handed Mario the radar.
Mario looked at the radar. "So the last two Culex Crystal are located in Sarasaland and Yoshi Island." Mario then looked up at Luigi and Plum. "Sarasland closer so we'll go there first."
Plum looked sort of nervous."While does it have to be Sarasaland first." she said while mumbling.
Luigi on the other hand was excited. "Aw yeah, I get to see Daisy again."
E. Gadd then said. "I'll tell you about my newly found information when you fellers return from Sarasaland."
An eagerly Mario then said. "Alright guys let'sa go." Peach then stopped Mario. "Huh what's wrong Princess?"
Peach then said. "Can't you guys stay here a little longer, you guys did almost got killed in Toad Town."
Mario then sighed. "Hrrrrrrrrrr...Ok Princess, but we'll leave first thing in the morning."
Its looks like our heroes are once again on the search for the Culex Crystal (the fastest break ever) it seems that the last two remaining Culex Crystal are located in Yoshi Island and Sarasaraland, our heroes decided to go searching in Sarasaraland first. Why does Plum have a problem going to Sarasaraland? What about the newly revived Yaridovich will him and henchman get to the crystal before the our heroes, and What is E. Gadd's newly found information about the Culex Crystal? So many questions, well the only thing you have to do will wait for Chapter 11: Mario's Date with Destiny.
Alright I'm gone!!!!!!!!!!
