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Bridgette had asked Geoff to go get them some soda over a half an hour ago. She was getting really annoyed that he was taking so long to get back. How could he leave her in the hot tub alone this long? most likely talking to Duncan, with Geoff gone that meant she would have to defend herself from creepy guys in the hot tub with her like Zeke who seemed to try at least once a day.

She already smacked Zeke in the head for trying to get in the hot tub and she figured she was safe for the day so when Cody sat in the hot tub next to her she was surprised.

"That seat is taken." Bridgette told him as he got in. "What are you here?"

"It's a public place." Cody smiled at her. "I'm just hanging out and you looked lonely."

"Yeah, well I'm not." Bridgette crossed her arms. Cody put his arm around her and she moved away from him and glared "What are you doing?"

"Putting my arm around you." Cody told her.

"I have a boyfriend." Bridgette told him. "I already made the mistake of kissing someone else once and it's not happening again."

"It was worth a shot." Cody shrugged "Eventually one of the pretty girls will need a shoulder to cry on and that's the day I'm going to come out the winner."

"That's a horrible way to try to get girls." Bridgette told him. "My advice to you is that you should find a better way to date girls."

"Why? This method is working out really good." Cody told her. "One of these days, Duncan is going to cheat on Gwen and then she'll be so upset and guess who's going to be there for her? It's going to be me. Of course, I'll be there for you when Geoff decides that he wants to date someone else."

"What makes you think that Geoff is going to find someone else?" Bridgette glared. "Geoff loves me."

"For now." Cody smiled. "But when he isn't here anymore maybe we could go out sometime?"

Suddenly Geoff was standing over Cody and had come back with the drinks. He heard the last few words that Cody had said and grabbed him by his swim trunks and threw him out of the hot tub and on to the ground. Geoff and Bridgette started making out some more and Cody watched and sighed. He saw Duncan and Gwen talking on the other side of the pool, he sat there and watched them from afar.

"What are you looking at?" Beth asked him as she walked by eating an ice cream cone.

"Gwen and Duncan." Cody smiled and sat Indian style. Beth looked creeped out.

"Why are you watching Gwen and Duncan?" Beth asked him.

"Because some day he's going to break her heart." Cody chuckled "Then I'll be the one to be there for her! She'll see it's me she really loves and then we'll get married and have 3 kids."

"That's creepy Cody." Beth told him. "It's also ironic how you stalk Gwen and then you get mad at Sierra for stalking you."

"I'm not stalking Gwen." Cody informed Beth. "I'm just waiting for her to realize that Duncan is a jerk! Waiting and Stalking are totally different."

"Oh, then Sierra is in that bush over there waiting for you..." Beth told him. "She has binoculars and she looks unhappy with you."

Beth walked away and left Cody sitting there by himself. He was pretty sure that every girl on the show would hate him. It's okay though, eventually one of them would get dumped and he would be there with a shoulder to cry on and lots of candy.


This has been requested to me by 3 people. Okay, so I'm not a fan of Codette. My opinion? I find Cody annoying these days. He was alright in season 1 but world tour made me dislike him. I find Cody to be a hypocrite, he basically stalked Gwen and even asked her for her bra to win a bet right? Then season 3 he gets Sierra who is head over heels in love with him and he calls her a stalker for stealing his tooth brushes? I think if Sierra was actually his girlfriend she would calm down and not be a whack job. But we're not talking about that. It just bugs me how Cody acts around Gwen and then gets mad when Sierra did it to him. Cody is the Sierra of Gwen's life in my books. As for the couple Codette? Not a chance, Bridgette and Geoff rarely separate and she already cheated on Geoff once in the show and felt bad about it so I doubt she would do it again. The only way Cody would ever end up with Courtney, Gwen, Heather or Bridgette would be if they were at the lowest point in their lives. Even then, it would be hard for a guy like Cody. He's too desperate.

Seriously, I want you guys to think of every moment Cody had with Gwen and then tell me he's not a hypocrite.