Meeting with Daniel Newman
"Please take a seat everyone." said the creepy man.
I got a better glimpse at Daniel Newman and came to see he was a red-headed hobbit and looked like Freddy Kruger and I wasn't expecting that at all, No wonder Missy left him. We all sat down in our seats and Daniel spoke.
"So what brings you all and my lovely wife to my humble abode." he said happily
"I'm not your fuck-" Angie abruptly elbowed Missy because we didn't need to get on Daniel's bad side we needed his help.
"Darling, my friends here really need your help." Missy said with a sarcastic accent
"Well of course anything for friends of Missy's, how can I assist?" Steffon began to explain the entire story of Bamon's abduction.
"My brother has been taken and whoever it was used the Twerk Teleportation Method to escape which is why I need your help to track the twerker and find my brother."
"Hmm, okay I'll be more than glad to help but it'll cost you."
"Seriously dude how much money do you want?" Steffon said angrily
"I'm filthy fucking rich I don't need your money kid." No wonder everyone hated this asshole
"Well money is all I have to give you."
"Ah ah ah, Liar Liar balls on fire I happen to know your little secret about your family's bloodline."
I don't know what the hell kind of drugs was this Newman guy was on but I wanted to know what secret was he talking about.
"Fine, we have a deal now help me find my brother." I could tell Steffon didn't want to get into details about his little secret but I was definitely tired of secrets.
"What is he talking Steffon, what secret?"
"It's nothing Dullena."
"No it's something and I want to know now."
"Dullena we don't have to time for this okay, I'm tired of your attitude if you have a problem you can go home but I will find my brother." Steffon was really upset and I didn't want to cause more of a scene so I left it alone.
"Very well then let's track your brother shall we?" Said Mr. Newman
The Twerk Tracker
"Now unfortunately only one of you can enter the track room and that will obviously be Steffon so ladies please wait in my office while we find Steffon's brother."
I really wanted to go with Steffon he needed me and I really didn't trust Daniel Newman and now I was stuck with Missy and Angie who hated my fucking guts just great.
"Okay Dullena listen up, Steffon is going to tell us through telekinesis where Bamon is as soon as he finds out where exactly." said Missy
"What? Really? When did you plan this out?"
"That doesn't matter, this is our chance to save Bamon so we have to do this." Angie said
"But we can't leave without Steffon!" I said
"We won't have to because Bamon is here inside Twerk Corporation." they told me and I could believe what I was hearing.
The Track Room
"So Steffon, I'm really sorry about your brother and all but I mean do you really blame the person?"
"Excuse me? That's my brother and I will murder whoever took him."
"I understand that family comes first but what your blood can do after all is a gift from god of course people would want it."
"A gift? more like a curse the men of my family have got abducted for years being used slaves in labs our blood is not a fucking gift it's a curse."
"Lighten up buddy we'll find Lameon I promise."
"His name is Bamon."
"Right, right sorry kid so here's the track machine you can just punch in his information and this baby will do the rest of the work."
I already knew Bamon was trapped somewhere here in Twerk Corporation but I need to play my role if I wanted to make sure I found him alive and I was also going to end Daniel Newman the first chance I got. I started to type to the virus Angie gave him that would crash the entire system all the power would go out and I would be able to use my powers, I was praying that his would work this was the only way. Daniel Newman was on this phone I bet he was calling in this minions to take me next just then all the power went out the computer virus was a success my hope to find my brother was restored.
Finding Bamon
The backup down generator kicked in and I met up with the girls and made our way to the Laboratory where we were certain Bamon was being held. But Daniel had already beat us there. I saw Bamon on a bed his blood being taken from his body I was the most horrific thing I'd seen since the death of my parents.
"Steffon Balls, Oh look I found your brother and deals a deal."
"Yeah, because you're the fucking bastard that took my brother."
"Dude no hard feelings but I sort of need all his fucking blood and you're sort of surrounded by my minions so sucks for you."
"Just take me instead let my brother go, you can keep me forever I'll give you as much blood as you need just let him go."
"Mhmm, I think i'll you up on that offer. Deal."
Daniel's henchmen started to grab Steffon. I needed to do something I could let them take Steffon.
"NOOOO, take me instead. I'll be your slave."
"Sorry sweetie you're not my type and I'm pretty sure your blood doesn't magically enhance the size of a male's penis now does it."
I gasped in horror I couldn't believe it.
"Yeah sweetheart your boytoy's magical blood can make a male penis grow nice and large and since my dicks the size of a raisin I need lots of it okay lots and the downside of it is the blood wears off after a 24 hours so I need more and more of it, If I consume one cup of his blood everyday my dick stays nice and huge and that means I get laid every night." He chuckled evilly I was so disturbing but I knew what needed to be done
"Then take me Newman I'll make sure to fuck you as much as you want no matter how small your dick is or how hideous you are, I'll stay here in Testicleland with you just let Steffon and Bamon go, they will never return and I will never leave you."
"No, you won't fucking touch her!" Steffon's eyes started to turn dark red
"Steffon it's okay, I'll do it for you." I loved him and I wanted him to finally be free to live a normal life
"Oh Really? doll face you're one loyal girlfriend I think will take you up on that offer. The Balls brothers are free to go and you'll stay with me forever."
Steffon's body started to shake uncontrollably and his body started to turn as red as his eyes were
"Dullena get behind my forcefield hurry!" said Angie
"What is happening!?" I yelled
"Steffon is going to make a twerk bomb it'll vanquish anyone within' 100 feet."
"But won't he kill himself in the process!"
"Dullena, if you ever thought for a second that Steffon would ever put anyone before you and Bamon then you're even dumber than I fucking thought."
Me, Missy and Bamon were behind the forcefield as Steffon started to uncontrolabbly twerk and shaking his ass at a speed I didn't think was possible it was actually scary he looked like he was going to explode I didn't want him to die, I loved him he was the only one for me, he had given me a purpose in life he made me feel the most alive. I tried to escape the forcefield but I was hopeless Steffon was going to die and I would never seen him again there was a huge explosion and everything went black.
Okay Mystic Balls will soon come to an end just a few more chapters left, I had a shit load of fun making this ridiculous story, So is Steffon really dead? Comment what you think lol. - Jen