No way, Flo.! Squall is mine!

/Seifer/ i'm feeling left out here...

/Squall/ i don't belong to anyone, already...how many times do i have to say that!

/Seifer/ ahem ahem, exactly...Squall happens to be mine!

yeah yeah..Squall sigh,sigh

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9

"You guys wanna go to some big shopping mall with a food court? Today's gonna be crowded with chicks." Caine grinned, looking in the rearview mirror at the couple that sat in the backseat of the car.

Seifer kept leaning closer to the brunet, and Squall kept jabbing his elbow into Seifer's flesh to get him to back off.

"I don't want girls when Squall's here."

"Screw you, you retard!" Squall snapped.

His heart was beating wildly as the blonde leaned and whispered, "Will you screw me, hot stuff?"

"Seifer, stop picking on the kid, already."

"I'm not doing anything…" Seifer moaned, then blew hot air into Squall's sensitive ear.

"Agh! Get the fuck away form me!" Squall's body was on fire, even the blonde could tell.

"Just give me a chance…" Seifer pouted.

"Go…to…HELL!" the brunet enunciated.

Caine laughed and stopped in front of a nice café, "Seifer, treat's on you."

"Sure, since Squall's with us." Seifer winked at the brunet, who turned crimson, "I'm not melting!"

"Really? Your body says differently." Seifer grinned, running his fingers up and down Squall's arm.

"Get lost! What part of don't touch me don't you understand!"

"The part that says Don't." Seifer laughed.

Caine sighed and opened the door for the brunet, "Sorry for that, Seifer's a nice guy deep down."

"I've yet to see that side of his miserable soul."

Seifer walked over and put an arm around Squall's waist, "Let's go, cheesecake."

Caine chuckled at the nickname and the brunet pulled away, "I hate cheesecakes."

"No way, if they taste like you they gotta be good." The blonde cooed.

"Get lost, lame retard! I swear I could become like you if you stick so close to me, God forbid!"

Caine laughed as he walked into the café, "Comon, you guys, you're going to make a scene."

Seifer sighed, walking forward he slapped the brunet's tight ass. Squall yelped, a blush tainting his cheeks, a growl adorning his lips.

Caine rolled his eyes, "Comon, Seifer, we know you have feelings for Squall but you don't have to show them in public."

Seifer chuckled, "Do you know how a horse's ass feels like when you hit it?"

Caine burst out laughing, "You perv!"

"It's called a flank." Squall muttered.

Seifer was laughing his head off. "Yeah! Well how about a cow's."

Caine was laughing too, like he had heard the joke of the year.

Squall curled his lips in disgust and sat on a table, the laughing pair joining him.

Caine snorted, "Bet you touch its tits too!"

the blonde laughed harder, "Yeah, like milk them or something."

Caine turned to Squall, who had hid his face behind a menu, but something was telling him that the brunet was trying hard not to laugh at the crazy jokes of the blonde's.

"Found anything interesting?" Seifer asked Squall.

Caine turned to Seifer, who had stopped laughing and looking at Squall's hidden figure like he just wanted to pounce on him and lose himself in the brunet.

"No. nothing that would interest a retard like you that is."

"Yeah, perv, go milk some cow and make yogurt instead." Caine chuckled.

Seifer bit his lower lip, not wanting to laugh and annoy the brunet even further.

Squall put the menu down and turned to Caine, "I'm not hungry."

"Why? Did the perv ruin your taste and disgust you?"

"Like hell! You started it!" Seifer moaned.

Squall snorted, "No, I'll jus have some cheesecake."

"I thought" Caine started but Seifer cut him off, "I want a cheesecake too!"

Squall looked into the blonde's emerald eyes, his heart racing. What was wrong with him…the guy only asked for cake!

Seifer winked and Squall's cheeks grew hot, opening the menu, he hid himself behind it again.

The blonde sighed and crossed his arms on the table, burying his face in the crook of his arm.

Things are going real slow now…I can't take this, I swear! It's like he was sent to punish me for some sin of mine!

Caine grinned as he watched the couple, and he knew exactly how his friend felt…being able to look at him and not touch him sure was some kind of torture, especially when he knew the blonde had feelings for Squall.

"What would you like to have?" The waitress asked.

Squall looked blankly at her and Caine shrugged.

"Squall." Seifer muttered.

Caine made a face as the brunet stood up, "I think I need to use the bathroom."

Seifer tilted his head up as the brunet walked off, "Just look at the way he walks."

"If you would spend less time looking and more time wooing, you would go a longer way in less time." Caine muttered.

The blonde just groaned and covered his face with his hands, when it's him, I don't know what to do! It's barely been a week and I can't seem to back off and give him some space… "I'll go to the bathroom too." Seifer stood up, letting Squall disappear in before he followed him.

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ok, here we go...i surely can't wait to post the continuation...the next chapter is gonna be interesting...i guarantee it! but for now...i'm hungry --