This was actually written last September, for the Dokuga contest Weekly Perfection challenge (100 words), to the theme "Please." (I waited so they would be in order). Enjoy!
Summary: He's a guard dog at heart..
"Trespassing," Sesshoumaru told him, "is not tolerated."
The human wheezed and flailed. Sesshoumaru sighed. This would be so much easier if they would just pay attention.
Clearly, this era was far more dangerous than Kagome believed it was. He discovered a new intruder skulking about the shrine nearly every day now. It was a wonder she'd survived this long without his protection.
"Trespassers," Sesshoumaru added, voice dripping with displeasure, "will be eviscerated."
The man shut up.
"Is this understood?"
He nodded rapidly.
"Excellent." Sesshoumaru tossed him back down the steps.
Kagome peered into the mailbox, frowning quizzically.
"No mail again?"