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"Last time on Total Drama!" Chris starts. "Our campers were shown what Total Drama was all about! Pain! Hehahaha!" Chris laughs. "We held a dare contest, and we were shown, just how daring our campers were, practically killing some of them! But even so, Mathew won the challenge, and at the elimination ceremony, the final marshmallow was set to go to Mark, or Monaco, when the RCMP swooped in, trying to arrest Monaco." Chris continues. "Monaco high tailed it out of there! Man, I knew she was crazy, but that was insane!" Chris says in awe. "Who will go next, and how much pain can we put them through first? Find out right here, right now, on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
Title sequence plays
Yo mom and dad I'm doing fine
Maddi is pouring at the back of the lake when a fish hook grabs her
You guys are on my mind
Garret fishes he up into the air
You asked me what I wanted to be
Maddi lands near Drew, who is petting the animals
Now I think the answers plain to see
The animals attack Drew and Maddi and the two run away
I wanna beeee Famous!
Mark laughs at Drew and Maddi as they run away
I wanna live close to the sun
JJ and Ali are laughing together on the raft and it goes over a waterfall
Oh pack your bags cause I've already won
Ali and JJ land on a log being lifted by Michael
Everything to prove nothing in my way
Monaco flies into them from behind and knocks them all off the log
I get there one daaayyy
Bella walks out of the confessional only to be hit by Brendan's fencing sabre while he's practicing
Cause I wanna beeee famous!
Jaden is talking his mouth off until Chef shoves food into his mouth shutting him up, while Connor is sipping tea next to Jaden with his butler
Nananananaaa Nanananananananaaaaaa
Lauren skates across the beach, pulling off some sick moves
I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous
Mathew is on the dock, shooting flaming arrows up at balloons, until one accidently hits the camera
(Whistling) dodododo dododododooooooo
JJ and Ali are looking into each other's eyes at the campfire ceremony when Monaco appears behind them scaring JJ and Ali apart
End of theme song
Mathew is eating a meal at the spa hotel with Michael, whom he invited as his one guest he was allowed to bring. "I'll say, Michael, this is the life" Mathew says optimistically. "We have to just keep on winning challenges, and we'll live like this the entire season!"
"Yeah" Michael says still stuffing his face full of food. "I never have ever have had food this delicious!"
"Yeah, and we'll be going to the finale together as well!" Mathew says.
"Neat! That'll be fun!" Michael replies.
Confessional (Mathew/Michael)
Mathew: "Wow, this guy is so easy to deceive, as soon as I get the chance, muscle face is going down!"
SHIFT
Michael: "I really think I can trust Mathew, he has helped me out the entire season! And I'm still in it to win it!
Confessional over (Mathew/ Michael)
"Who are we voting of next?" Michael asks. "There are still a few threats!"
"Hmm, if I had to pick, I think Mark would be a threat, he's got a lot of athletic skill like me!" Mathew starts. "But Ali is just too nice and smart for our own good, if we don't get rid of her soon, she'll have us on that boat riding home in no time!"
Michael and Mathew continue to talk about strategy, while at the loser cabins, other things are happening…
"Oh get a room!" JJ yells at Bella and Mark. "Ali and I are trying to talk!" JJ is glaring at the other couple, but they are too "busy" to notice.
"JJ, don't bother, it'll go in one ear and out the other!" Ali jokes. The couple laughs and shares a quick kiss.
Confessional (JJ/Mark)
JJ; "Uggghhh, Mark and Bella are DIGUSTING! All they do is make out and crap. An example of a real couple would be Ali and me!"
SHIFT
Mark; "You know, I'm just an immature teen, what do you expect? JJ and Ali are one of those "Real" couples that "Connects" but ultimately fails and there's heartbreak. My way is much less painful, and a lot more fun! Heh heh"
Confessional over (JJ/Mark)
In the cabin, Drew is drawing. "Hmmm, if I do this… No, that isn't right. Maybe this?" Drew is talking to himself when JJ walks in.
"Hey Drew!" JJ says. "Good morning!" JJ has a smile on his face that makes him look like he was kissed. (Lol) He goes behind Drew and crouches. "What are you drawing man?"
"Oh, just working on a couple characters for the manga I plan on starting soon!" Drew says. "It's gonna be an action manga!" He finishes, concentrating on his art again.
Just has JJ walks out, Mathew walks in and says, "Drew, I see you and JJ are still friends?"
"Yeah, why?" Drew asks impatiently.
"Well, has it come to you he's more focused on Ali than everyone else combined?" Mathew asks.
"When you put it that way, yeah…" Drew starts. "But what does-"
"Everything" Mathew says, cutting Drew off. "JJ may just be using you to stay in the game!"
Confessional (Drew/ Mathew)
Drew: "I know I'm being played, but this is soooo cool! I've never really been an important piece in anything!
SHIFT
Mathew: "Drew is sooooo naive! I can literally say anything to him and he'll go along with it! This is just too much fun!"
Confessional over (Drew/Mathew)
Ali and Lauren are eating lunch in the mess hall, well, eating what chef passed off as "lunch" Ali looks up from her "lunch" and starts to chat with Lauren. "Hey, Lauren, I know you hate Bella, but we need to focus on getting rid of Mark!" Ali says.
"I know that!" Lauren says. "But Bella is an-"
Ali cuts Bella off by saying, "Yeah, I know all the insults. We'll get rid of Bella next, don't you worry!"
Lauren rolls her eyes and agrees. "Fine, fine, but what happens if Mark wins immunity?"
"We vote off Bella!" Ali responds to Laurens question.
"Ok, looks like we have a plan!" Lauren says optimistically.
Confessional (Lauren/Ali)
Lauren: "Ha! Next, Mark will fall, and Bella will fall with him! Yes, I can taste the million already!"
SHIFT
Ali: "Looks like we have a practically unbeatable vote for tonight! We are going to the final four!"
Confessional over (Lauren/Ali)
All the campers are playing football together, when the loudspeaker booms, "Get your butts down to the mess hall! Its challenge ti- OW GOD!" Everyone looks over to the mess hall, where a window is shattered and someone swings out.
"What was that?!" Ali says, running over to JJ.
"I don't, I don't know!" JJ says, trying to act brave. "Let's just get to the mess hall!"
Everyone runs into the mess hall to see Chris and Chef in a corner, holding tranquilizer guns. "Hey guys!" Chris says, trying to act cool. "Today's challenge is going to be the most deadly, death defying, and dangerous challenge yet!" Chris announces.
"Oh come on!" Mark says in frustration. "Wasn't the last challenge dangerous enough?"
"Yes, it was supposed to be an easy challenge! But, as we all know, Monaco ran off into the woods instead of leaving the island!"
Flashback
"And the final marshmallow goes too-"Chris is cut off by the sound of a helicopter.
"Monaco, this is the RCMP! You are under arrest! Don't move!" The helicopter says.
"Well, that's my cue" Monaco says, standing up. "You'll never catch me alive!" She yells as she runs away from the camp.
Flashback ended
"Now, Monaco is attacking the camp, stealing provisions from the camp, and I decided, it would be awesome to force you to hunt her down…" Chris pauses. "With TRAQUILIZER GUNS!"
Confessional (Bella/Drew)
Bella: "Thanks Chris, for sending us out to DIE! UGGGHHHH, I'm sick of this show!"
SHIFT
Drew: (writing down will) "I Drew Kesher, leave my will to- (Lol, season 5 episode 7 reference)
Confessional over (Drew)
The campers are all looking at each other all exchanging worried gazes. "Now that you all know the challenge, the first one to bring Monaco back, UNCONSUOS, wins immunity, and the sole vote at today's bonfire ceremony!" Chris pauses so everyone can take it in.
"Sooo, if I win, I can for example, eliminate Mark?!" Ali asks, still taking it in.
"Yep!" Chris says, smiling. "Anyone you like!" Chris turns to Mathew. "For winning the last challenge Mathew, you get a highly accurate gun, a scope, extra bullets, and a head start!"
"Yes!" Mathew says, gathering his supplies.
Confessional (Mathew)
Mathew: "I am the best shot in my troop back home! Heck, I was the best shot at the national Boy Scout jamboree! No way can I lose!"
Confessional over (Mathew)
"See ya later suckers!" Mathew calls out as he runs away from the mess hall. "I'll see you at the elimination ceremony!" He laughs as he runs off into the woods.
"Man, that guy is annoying!" Chris says, crossing his arms. "Who will win the challenge today? Who will be killed by Monaco? For all this and more, stay tuned, to TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
Commercial break
In the woods…
Mathew is crouching and walking slowly, using his hunting instinct he learned at home.
Confessional (Mathew)
Mathew: "I learned how to hunt deer back at home, and I was great! Monaco's pretty much an animal, soooo this should be the same, except a lot more fun!
Confessional over (Mathew)
Mathew spots an orange haired girl eating food in a hut built out of sticks. As Mathew approaches, he steps on a stick accidently, it cracks, and Monaco goes bounding away, leaving Mathew in the dust.
Confessional (Mathew)
Mathew: "Damnit! I- I mean, whatever, I was unlucky! That's all!
Confessional over (Mathew)
At the mess hall...
"How long till we can start hunting Monaco?" Mark asks, checking the clock, for like, the 100th time.
"Just a couple more seconds…" Chris says, checking his watch. Everyone perks up, and crowds around the door. "And…. NOW!" Chris yells, getting run over by the flow of kids coming his way. "Dangit, now I'm hurt!"
JJ and Ali stick together, hoping to find Monaco first, and win a free vote and a free night at the spa hotel together…
"Hey, Ali, do you think if we kiss, Monaco will appear?" JJ asks.
"Maybe…" Ali answers flirting, and kisses JJ. "Now we wait…" The couple waits for a few seconds, and no one appears.
"Well, that failed, but I still got a free kiss from it!" JJ jokes.
"Ha, you know I knew that right?" Ali asks.
"Of course!" JJ answers.
With Mathew…
Mathew has met up with his allies, Michael and Drew. "Okay guys, I need your help! I have the best shot, so only I shoot! You guys keep watch okay!" Mathew commands.
"Yeah, buuuttt, I may want to win immunity too…" Drew says shyly.
Confessional (Mathew/Drew)
Mathew: "Drew dares to defy me! I could knock him out of this game whenever I want! In fact…"
SHIFT
Drew: "Maybe I shouldn't have said that! Heh, heh, heh! I'm dead, aren't I?"
Confessional over (Mathew/Drew)
Mathew keeps his calm and says, "Listen, I'm not going to eliminate you guys, I want to bring you guys to the final three with me! And I will need all of our skills to do that!"
"Ok" Is all Drew says, and the group advances, looking for Monaco.
With Mark and Bella…
The couple has split up in order to cover more ground, and keep focus during the challenge.
"Dangit" Mark says as he trips over a root. Suddenly he notices a figure dashing through the bushes. "I'm, I'm armed!" Mark stutters, as he is knocked out cold.
Confessional (Mark)
Mark: "Just so you know, that was a ruse, to trick Monaco! I wasn't knocked out! All a clever trick!"
Confessional over (Mark)
Mathew is walking through the woods, Drew following behind him. He sees Monaco, carrying an unconsous Mark in her hands. "Hey Drew, be quiet, I see Monaco!" Mathew pokes his gun through the bush, and snipes Monaco. There was a direct hit, and Monaco was out. Mathew says, "Bullsye!" and looks towards Drew, and demands, "Help me carry Monaco back to camp!"
Drew, now in fear of Mathew, obeys, and helps pick up Monaco. "Urrgghhh, this is so heavy!" as he helps carry Monaco. "Why couldn't you just find Michael?" Drew asks.
"Because someone could have just come along and took it!" Mathew retorts angrily. "Now keep lifting!" Drew decides to just keep his mouth shut, not wanting to anger Mathew further.
At the mess hall…
Everyone else is injured in some way, whether it is a minor bruise to a major cut, everyone is exhausted. "Ohhhhh, this sucks" Lauren complains in pain.
Confessional (Lauren)
Lauren: "That last challenge, sucked, so much! Monaco just jumped out of the woods and kneed me in the stomach, made me hurl my lunch!"
Confessional over (Lauren)
Mathew arrives at the mess hall right then, carrying Monaco on his shoulder, with Drew limping behind him, exhausted. "I did it" Mathew calls. I caught Monaco, and I carried her back all by myself!"
Chris claps and announces, "Mathew is today's winner! You win immunity, the sole vote at tonight's campfire ceremony, and a stay at the spa hotel with the friend of your choice!"
"Well, thanks Chris!" Mathew says walking away. Everyone filters out of the mess hall, going to relax before the bonfire ceremony.
Confessional (Drew)
Drew: "Mathew, is a know it all, lying, self-centered little jerk! Next chance I get, he is going down!"
Confessional over (Drew)
Drew walks out of the confessional, and walks away calmly, when Mathew sticks his head out from behind the confessional and says "Drew, Drew, Drew, you are the one who is going down!" And snickers quietly.
At the elimination ceremony…
"Mathew" Chris starts. "You have casted your sole vote, and because you have immunity, I give you the first marshmallow!" Chris tosses Mathew a marshmallow. "The rest of you are on the chopping block! When I call your name, come up and get a marshmallow"
"Michael"
"JJ"
"Mark"
"Bella"
"And Lauren" Chris says. "I have one more marshmallow, and two of you! Whoever does not receive this marshmallow will go to the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and leave the island, forever!" Chris explains. "And the final marshmallow goes to…"
Ali has a desperate face on, while Drew is in the fettle position.
"ALI!" Ali goes up and receives her marshmallow. "Drew, you're out" Chris says. Drew walks the dock of shame, boards the boat and leaves.
"Well, that means Drew is eliminated!" Chris starts. "And only 7 more contestants remain! Who will go next, and how much torture can they endure? Find out next time, on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"
And that's a rap! Remember to revote if you voted for Drew to win! I'll see you next time! R&R! BYYYYYEEEE!