An eventful, interesting, fruitful, and ultimately stressful summer so far. It's hard to imagine that this has been out for about roughly 9 months now(and I've only put out 10 chapters in that span of time lol) and we're nearing 4,000 views; good times. Enjoy this; it will probably be the last update for a long long time :)
(Attachment- a purse full of coins)
Dear Maramal,
Greetings my red friend I wish to arrange a wedding between me and the lady Rikke on the dawn of Lordas. Is that possible?
Regards, General Tullius
Dear Jarl Elisif the Fair,
By Arkay's beard, no you will not be getting any dragons eggs! It's not even your wedding, the gifts are going to LEGATE RIKKE...Plus do you have any idea how dangerous dragons are? You need to get your head surgically removed out of your own arse my lady, if you think you can keep a baby dragon as a pet.
Regards, A Responsible adult
Dear Dragonborn,
Dibella's tits, you're going to Solstheim? But, but you'll miss my wedding...There's nothing but barren wasteland and ugly knife-eared devil elves out there. Why would you want to spend time with the grey dirt of this Earth?
Regards, General Tullius
P.S. Please reconsider and come. It'll be fun I hired Argonion jugglers and Khajit sword swallowers.
Dear Dragonborn,
Ohh your a dark elf...this is awkward.
Regards, General Tullius
Dear Maramal,
Whooa whats this? Rumors, lies, and slander my friend! These quotes on my "racisim" and "prejudice" against non-Imperial races are false and misleading. I beg of you to reconsider and not cancel our marriage! Mercy!
Regards, General Tullius
P.S. I'm a devout follower, please don't curse the rest of my love life with your weird hippy Mara witchcraft.
Review, follow, favorite. Hope you were at least a little bit entertained. Until further notice this story is going to be on hiatus cause nobodys got time for this when you got mucho things going on in your life. Plus, Dragon Age: Inquisition coming out in the Fall! Who's excited?!