Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or The show.
Day 9: Splatter, Splatter.
Aki-Chan:
Good evening, ladies and Gentlemen! As promised, we prepared a game for our dear candidates!
The game is about letting out the artistic side of each candidate! The objective is to use any of the given objects set out in the Function Room and try to make it into something to give to Amane-san!
But, in every game, there are rules! The rules are:
If one candidate already used an object, other candidates can not use it. (Example: If L-san used the paint, no one could use the paint.)
The time limit is 2 and a half hour.
No violent actions
No rule breaking!
No cheating, copying and/or crying.
That's all.
HV 1:
Crying? And why does it have to have 'and a half hour…'
HV 3 (Matt):
Yeah. But, I want to join the game!
Aki-Chan:
Okay, let the game begin!
[Note: The things in the Function rooms are:
A set of cooking materials
3 cans of paint (white, yellow and blue) and a paintbrush
A hoola-hoop
A canvas
A pen
A large ball
A set of ingredients in making cake
Lego
Dominoes
Scrabble
Flowers
A notebook
A magazine
A sewing machine
A bunch of cloths and threads]
(It's obvious who will use what)
Mello:
'Unfortunately, I'm the only one with creativity skills…'
[Mello grabbed the paints, paint brush and the canvas]
Near:
[Got the Lego and Dominoes]
Light:
[Got the pen, notebook, sewing machine and the bunch of cloths and threads]
L:
[Grabbed the cooking materials and ingredients]
Mello:
[Started to paint on the canvas]
[Near looked at Mello from time to time]
[Mello noticed it]
Host-san! Near is cheating!
Near:
It is pretty obvious that I am not.
Mello:
Well, why are you looking at me?
Near:
Don't flatter yourself, Mello-kun.
Mello:
Grrr…
[Continued painting]
[Observation Room:
Misa:
[Saw light drawing something]
What could be Light-kun doing?]
L:
[Doesn't know what to do with the materials]
[Read the recipe]
[Grabbed an egg and it fell. - This happened for about ten times till he got the egg on the bowl]
Light:
[Finished drawing a design on the notebook]
[Picked up a couple of cloths and threads and started sewing.]
Near:
[Placing the Dominoes and Lego on the floor]
[Mello accidentally stepped Near's hand]
Mello:
Oh… sorry.
Near:
[About to cry]
It hurts.
Mello:
Hey, no crying.
And it's your fault being all over the place.
Near:
Hey, no violent actions.
Mello:
I'm not making any violent actions!
Near:
I wasn't referring to you. I was referring to L-san, I think he is mad with the eggs.
[Showed L throwing the eggs with anger]
Mello:
Whatever.
[2 and a half hour passed…]
Aki-Chan:
Okay, time's up!
Please get the object you made and please proceed to the Bachelorette House's main lobby.
[The Bachelorette House's Main Lobby]
Misa:
[Sitting in the center of a long table]
Okay! I'm excited!
Aki-Chan:
Please, fall in line.
[L was in front then Light, then Near]
[Mello pushed near so he can behind Light, or in FRONT of Near (as in first in Near) and Near fell.]
[L put his cake-sort-of in front of Misa]
Misa:
Wow, how… cute.
[The cake looked like a pink smashed potato]
[Misa had a bite]
[Misa put on a disgusted face but noticed l was staring at her and put on a fake 'delicious!' face]
Ah… it's… sweet.
'A little too sweet. I can even bite whole sugar cubes, and a… raw egg? Did he bake this?'
Thank you.
[L put on a doubtful face and turned his back and went to the end of the line.]
L:
'Maybe there isn't enough sugar…'
[Light put a dress in front of Misa]
Misa:
Wow! Can I wear it?
Light:
Of course.
[Misa wore the dress while still wearing her clothes.]
Misa:
It fits perfectly!
[L saw the slogan of the black min-dress, which is quite cute actually. It says: K is for Kira! L is for Light! M is for Misa!]
L:
'No, Yagami-kun. K is for Kira (which is you, Light), L is for L (me), M is for Mello, Misa, Mogi, Matsuda, Misora, and Mikami and N is for Near!*'
Misa:
Thank you Light-o-kun!
[Gives Light a hug and a kiss on the cheek]
L:
Next!
[Light pushed Misa away…]
Light:
Misa-san, the host called Next…
[Left and went to the end of the line]
[Saw L whistling and looked at him]
L:
What?
[Mello put a picture in front of Misa]
[It was a painting of a gun that looked more of a spaceship with splattered paints all over and a chocolate]
Misa:
Ah… thanks. But what was it supposed to be? And it's kind of dirty.
Mello:
It's a gun and chocolate. And it's a design.
It's a masterpiece, isn't it?
Misa:
Y-yes!
[It was actually nice despite the fact it looked 'abstractive']
[Near came to face Misa]
Misa:
Where… is it?
Near:
It's still on the function room.
Misa:
But you were supposed to bring it.
Near:
I can't. Host-san, can I ask a favor?
Aki-Chan:
Yes, Near-san?
Near:
Could you please bring in a TV here showing a top view of the Function room?
Aki-Chan:
Sure.
[As asked, they did]
[Misa looked into the screen and noticed Near was in the function room]
[Near poked one domino]
[Everything fell, you know the domino way… and the Lego fell too]
[When everything stopped falling, it showed a picture of flowers. There are also words that say: I love someone who starts with the letter M and it's not Matt.]
Misa:
Awe, the flowers are cute. They're beautiful. And Near-Chan, I know.
Near:
Yes.
Aki-Chan:
So, Misa-san, please kiss the candidate that made you most happy.
[Misa went to Light and kissed him]
Aki-Chan:
Okay, Light-san seems to be the winner!
L:
'Kira hates to lose…'
Kira-des!
Light:
I am not!
L:
Yes!
Light:
What is your proof?
L:
I just said Kira-des and you reacted.
Light:
[Shocked]
That is not proof enough!
L:
Then if you are not Kira… then…
Light:
Then what? [smiles]
L:
Uhm… later. I will tell you later.
Light:
Ha-ha. You can't think of anything. Okay, I'll wait for your silly 'proof'.
Misa:
But Light is—
Near:
[Puts his pointer finger on his lips}
SShhh…
Misa:
Ah, okay!
(Can you guess now what Near whispered to Misa?)
[Misa kissed Near because she got excited…somehow…]
Aki-Chan:
What's that? A tie?
Misa:
N-no!
Aki-Chan:
Oh, okay. I guess we couldn't have two candidates be with you on a two-person tent.
Misa:
Tent?
Aki-Chan:
Oh, didn't I tell you?
The prize for this game is:
A one-night date with Amane-san in the Bachelorette Garden!
And, that's not all; he will not get evicted on the next eviction day!
Next Episode: Jogging
[That Night:]
Misa:
Light-o…
Light:
Yes, Misa-san?
Misa:
Can we cuddle?
Light:
No, Misa-san. I'm sorry,
Misa:
Why not?
Light:
My body is reserved.
A/N: okay, I know this episode is quite boring and the title seems inappropriate, but I was thinking that I would have paint scattered and cake dirtying the whole place but I don't know, I didn't.
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed it!
The next chapter will be an outdoor episode!
Get the candidates a little exercise….
And see what L wants to do to prove Light is Kira.
