SORRY! I am SO sorry this is so late I've been ill and very, very busy with school and all these tests! Half term is very soon!
Remember Review Responses are in my Livejournal (sorry that hasn't been updated that recently either)
Happy Birt'day Remy-kins!
The X-van smashed right into the gate of Remy LeBeau's home.
"Kitty! That was a risk on mah life that Ah nevah evah want ter take again!" Rogue streamed and jumped out of the beaten vehicle.
"My driving isn't like, that bad! I totally think I'm improving" Kitty said as she climbed out and followed Rogue to the main entrance.
"Well Kitty, you've got a looong way to go" Wanda said jumping out after them. "You hit five out of six parked cars we passed"
"Told you I'm like, improving"
The girls had gotten dressed up for Remy's birthday; Rogue had a small green top on with a very dark blue pair of jeans, no gloves. Wanda had a dark red top on with black trousers to go with it and Kitty had a short bright pink dress on and a matching handbag. They rang the bell and the door slowly creaked open, Georgina smiled. She was wearing a light baby pink dress that reached all the way down to the floor and on her head was a sun hat. (1)
"Hello! Come in, we're having the party in the back garden" She lead them to the large garden behind the mansion. It was beautiful; it had a huge swimming pool shaped as a diamond with actual diamonds crested into pool floor, a gorgeous waterfall flowed into a large pond full of golden fish, trees high as the eye can see and a well-kept green sheet of grass. The barbeque was out, Tante Mattie and Raven (mystique remember?) were cooking raw steaks on the grill.
Jean-Luc was watching Jaime run around. Jamie was chasing a squirrel but the squirrel had jumped into a hole in the tree but Jamie hadn't realized and ran right into it, he hit the tree hard and fell back down with a loud thud and half a dozen Jamies as well. (2)
"Oh Jamie! Are you alright?" Georgina asked, everyone crowded the six Jamies.
"Yeah moon babies" Jamie responded light-headedly. The squirrel that Jamie had chased was in the tree laughing at him.
Rogue was looking around looking for Remy, but she couldn't see him anywhere but she did see Belladonna (which she scowled in disgust but got a slight smirk because
Belladonna was whining about playing 'duck, duck, goose') Rogue ignored her and carried on searching for Remy, she finally gave up and went to ask someone.
"Hey Georgina, where's Swam- Remy?" Rogue asked correcting herself.
"Remy? Oh I think he's in his room" Georgina pointed the high mansion "top floor"
"Huh? Yah kidding rahght?" Rogue craned her neck up to the tall building.
"Sorry but no. Don't know what's up with him though, he won't come down"
Rogue looked at the long stairs menacingly.
"Stupid :pant: stairs" Rogue cursed between gasps. She finally reached the second floor, only eight more to go. Rogue turned her head-
"$&!" She screamed beside her was a lift (elevator). She storms into the lift and presses the top button hard so hard it got stuck. Once Rogue got the button unstuck the lift slowly lifted itself to the top level. Once it arrived Rogue wrenched open the doors and stormed down the corridor.
Rogue having been at Remy's house once before should have remembered where his room was, Rogue was not one of those people.
She opened the first door she saw; it was full of… ribbons. The next three rooms were pointless and unnecessary; one had just an ironing board and an iron. But Rogue soon found Remy's room at the far end.
She was frustrated and was about to hit Remy but she found him laying face down in his bed; he was wearing a very nice suit. Rogue smiled at the sleeping form, she crept over to and sat down on his king size bed (did I forget to mention that?)
Remy twitched a bit and mumbled something that sounded like metal boxes. (3)
Rogue picked up the pitcher of water beside the bed and raised it above the Cajun's head she let a few drops go they splashed against his face. Remy stirred a bit but soon began snoring again.
A wicked grin spread across Rogue's face as she poured the cold liquid right onto Remy. Remy jumped up startled his hair dripping with water. He whipped his head spraying water everywhere to face a laughing Rogue.
"Y' y'… 'M gonna kill y'!" Remy shouted as he chased Rogue around his room tripping up over clothes and other large objects. He soon caught Rogue pinning her on the bed. Their faces were inches apart but their lips soon reached lovingly, Remy was caught up in the moment and was to strip Rogue on her top but a strong hand on his chest pushed him away. He looked up in confusion.
"Ah'm sorry Remy but Ah ain't ready yet…" Rogue mumbled.
"I understand Rogue, I won' rush y'" Remy gave Rogue a reassuring kiss on her forehead.
"Well as Ah've left yah in this state… um how bout a back rub?"
"Sure" Remy responded. He laid on his stomach as Rogue sat on his butt and leaned and began massaging his shoulders. Remy moaned in pleasure.
"Y' really good at dis y' know" Remy complimented.
"Thanks"
Downstairs Kitty, Wanda, John and Piotr were talking in the back garden.
"So where is Remy?" Piotr asked.
"Dunno and where did Rogue go?"
"Why don't we go check Rem's room?" John suggested.
"Wow John I ever like, think you'll say something intelligent"
"Thanks I try" John blushing a bit.
So the four took the lift (elevator) unlike Rogue and it went quite fast up the mansion soon arriving at the top.
They approached Remy's room and heard moaning.
"Oh my god" Kitty exclaimed.
"Who should go in first?"
"We should leave them!" Piotr protested.
"I'll go in!" John piped up and before anyone could respond John opened the door; inside Rogue was lightly beating Remy's back.
"What's happening in here!" Wanda shouted.
"Not'ing much" Remy replied.
"Yeah Ah was giving Swamp Rat a back rub"
"But why are you wet?" Piotr asked.
"Oh dat was Rogue, she gave me a nice wake up call" Remy said pulling his blazer back on.
"Oh we thought you were… umm…" Wanda trailed off.
"Hey! Ah ain't no whore!"
"Hey y' callin' me a whore den!" Remy said in defence.
"Then why you…" Kitty started.
"Oh Cherie is really good at back rubs"
"Oh cool! Can Oy have one?" John asked.
"I'll give you one later if you're good" Wanda replied.
"Rogue can Oy have a back rub?"
"John!" Wanda yelled.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATE!" John yelled completely ignoring his girlfriend. He ran up to Remy and gave him a huge bear hug.
"Come on everyone is like, waiting for us"
So everyone now went downstairs to the barbeque. Jean-Luc, Georgina, Jamie, Belladonna and Tante Mattie were all playing 'it'. Belladonna was 'it' but she was refusing to play. So Jamie was chasing everyone, there were about ten copies of him. When Remy and everyone else came into the garden the ten Jamies tackled Remy and crushed him into the ground.
When the Jamies finally let him go, everyone began singing 'Happy Birthday'
Happy Bir'day t' y'
Happy Bahrtday ter yah
Happy like, Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to our Remy-kins!
Happy Birthday mate!
Remy smirked as all the girls kissed him Happy Birthday minus Belladonna. All the men patted him hard on the back. I guess dis ain' t' bad Remy thought, how wrong he was.
"So Rem is this your new girlfriend? I wander how long she will last?" Raven commented.
"Jus' shut up!" Remy shouted he held Rogue protectively in his arms, Rogue gave her a disgusted look.
"Hey Rae how about you go and serve the food?" Georgina suggested.
"Fine" Raven muttered and began serving the food slopping it down on the plate. When she gave Remy his food she threw in his face.
"FOODFIGHT!" John screamed again.
"NO! NOT AGAIN!" Everyone shouted. John pouted and dropped the food that he was about to throw.
"How bout a water fight?" Wanda suggested. It was a hot, sticky day so everyone agreed.
Remy being the Birthday Boy was the first to be attacked; buckets of water were chucked everywhere but mostly at him and soon he was thrown into the pond, he came and spat out some water out like fountain and flicking his wet hair out of his eyes. Soon enough everyone was in the swimming squashing and laughing about.
But the day had to end sooner or later. Rogue, Wanda and Kitty said their farewells and walked dripping wet to the beaten up X-van. A waiting them tomorrow would be another boring day of school or would it so boring?
1) Georgina is now British because Dis Chick Dig Da Fuzzy Dude is a hypocrite:p Nah I love ya!
2) Jamie is now Remy's little stepbrother isn't that cute?
3) 'Metal Boxes' is from my fanfics Oui and Staff or Stick? (go read them, read them!)
Sorry again for the long update I'll to update quicker now that is half term! YAY!
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