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BPOV

"Alice, I don't know what to do," I slurred as I made my way over to her and draped my arm over her shoulder. I was pretty trashed and I knew it, but after my second kiss with Edward, I had really given into the power of the drink.

"Whoa, Bella, how much have you had to drink?" she asked as she began to support my fumbling body before I fell. I had tripped over my own feet on my way over to her. "What do you mean you don't know what to do?"

"I'm really drunk," I said as I burst out into laughter and was momentarily distracted by the liquid swishing back and forth in my beer bottle. I gulped what was left of my beer until my lips popped off the bottle with a loud suction sound. I looked down at the bottle and noticed that it was empty.

"Empty. Sad."

"Okay then, Bella. As long as you don't get up and start yelling 'super cool party people' again, I'm all good," Alice said with a laugh as I stuck my tongue out at her.

I wasn't that drunk.

"Edward is a good kisser. A really, really good kisser. Did you know he's a good kisser Ali?" I asked as I got up in her face and puckered my lips, feigning to kiss her. I knew I didn't want to tell her or Rose about the kissing that had been going on between Edward and I, but like I said, I was giving in to the power of the drink. It was pretty much out of my hands at this point. I couldn't stop the word vomit that was coming out of my mouth if I tried.

"Okay, Bella I think it's time for us to get you home," Alice said as she grabbed my hand and we went to get Rosalie. They both said goodbye to Emmett and Jasper, but I couldn't find Edward anywhere and I found myself desperately wanting to say goodbye to him.

I left Rose and Alice as they were saying their farewells to their significant others with their tongues and hands, and went to go find Edward. I didn't see him anywhere on the rooftop, so I decided to go check inside, eventually finding him in the kitchen where he was sitting at the island casually sipping his beer. "Hey," I said quietly. He looked like he was thinking about something and I didn't want to scare him. Although, just seeing him sitting there seemed to sober me up a bit and all I wanted to do was kiss him again.

"Hi," he breathed, smiling at me just like he had after our kiss, which took my breath away. "Are you okay? Your eyes are all glassy. Are you sure you can make it home alright?" he asked genuinely, as he got up from his stool and made his way over to me. I stumbled back quickly, afraid of what I would do if he got too close, even though I desperately wanted him to. I wanted his hot breath against my neck and his lips against mine. Images of us together began to run rampant through my mind before I shook the thoughts from my head.

As I tried to rid myself of my most recent erotic fantasies about Edward, I almost fell as I staggered backwards and the next thing I knew I was in Edward's arms. He held me for a moment, his forearms wrapped tightly around my waist and I held onto him, listening to our shallow breathing. "Thank you," I responded, feeling a little out of breath and more than slightly embarrassed. His arms slid off of my waist and he stilled me, making sure I was firm on my feet. Well, as firm as I could have been considering how much I had to drink.

"Be careful going home. Please," Edward whispered. I was about to respond to him, telling him that I would be just fine, when we were interrupted by loud footsteps entering the kitchen.

"Come on Bella, let's go," Alice said as she appeared in the kitchen. I turned towards her and gave Edward a remorseful look, silently telling him that I wished I could have stayed. He nodded at me and we waved goodbye tentatively to each other.

I was too busy thinking about the second kiss I had shared with Edward that I could barely focus on anything else on our way back to the apartment. That kiss. My god, if I thought the first one was amazing; the second completely left that one in the dust. I wasn't sure how far we would have taken it if we hadn't been interrupted, but I really didn't want to think about that. For a brief second, that kiss made me reconsider my self imposed embargo on relationships.

"She's smashed, Rose," Alice chuckled as I managed to trip over my flip flop on our way home. "She even told me that she kissed Edward before," she continued as she and Rose both burst into laughter at my expense. Was there something about me kissing Edward that was so utterly hilarious? I certainly didn't think so.

"That would be the day," Rosalie chimed in. I glared at both of them angrily because they obviously didn't believe that I would kiss Edward. Who would not kiss Edward given the chance? Crazy broads.

"Excuse me," I mumbled loudly. "Edward kissed me at the party, but that was after I kissed him in the bookstore," I said, motioning with my fingers as though the air in front of me was a timeline. I watched as both Alice and Rosalie's mouths flew wide open in shock.

"Alright, Bella," they both said in unison.

"You can call Edward to confirm this little itty bitty piece of information, if you don't believe me," I said as I held up my hand and showed a small space between my thumb and forefinger.

"Okay Bella, maybe I will," Alice commented as she reached into her pocket and pulled out her cell phone. I immediately started to panic, because I just wanted them to believe me, I didn't want to parade the fact that Edward and I had kissed around our whole circle of friends.

"No! Please, don't." I said as I felt my voice get thick with tears. I was so emotional about the kiss and I really did not know why, and it scared me.

"Okay Bella, it's okay. I won't," Alice said as she rubbed my shoulder soothingly. I wanted to kick myself for acting like this because it was completely ridiculous and now there was no way they would believe me. I didn't want everyone in Manhattan to know Edward and I had kissed, but I also didn't want my friends thinking I was some drunken lunatic either. Thankfully, that was the last of that conversation.

Once we had walked into the apartment, we each went into our separate bedrooms, but I staggered clumsily into my bedroom and changed into my pajamas. I knocked over a couple of trinkets and a photo frame from my dresser as I tugged on my clothes. Once I was finally done wrestling with my shorts and tank top, I sat down at my computer and was surprised to find that PBW was online. What a mighty nice surprise indeed!

PennyLane84: Hey stranger. Glad to see you around so late, I can't sleep.

Paperback_Writer: Me either. Isn't alcohol supposed to make you pass out? LOL

PennyLane84: That happens to me all the time, PBW. I feel your pain. I'm going to be up for a while. Care to entertain me?

Paperback_Writer: What did you have in mind? Did you want me to do a little dance? Perhaps play a round of online scrabble? Did you feel like discussing the history of the Beatles and their kooky ass haircuts? How about we just discuss regular stuff like umm… how was your Fourth, Penny?

PennyLane84: Are you high? Sorry but no, that's not the kind of entertainment I was looking for. How about you tell me what you're wearing?

Paperback_Writer: I can be wearing nothing in about 2 seconds.

PennyLane84: Sounds good to me.

I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I was practically asking PBW to have cyber sex when not twenty minutes ago I was thinking about the kiss I'd had with Edward at the party. Fuck, not two hours ago I was actually kissing Edward. What the fuck is wrong with you, Swan?

Paperback_Writer: Tell me what you're wearing, Penny

PennyLane84: A skin tight tank top and short shorts, just for you PBW.

I quickly picked up my computer and scurried over to my bed because it seemed like this would be much more comfortable to do in a bed, than in my desk chair. I knew that Alice and Rosalie were most likely both passed out by now. If they weren't, they would have come running in when I knocked the picture frame to the ground earlier. I let out a small sigh, felt my girly bits tingle a bit and decided that if I was going to do this, then I was all ready to.

Paperback_Writer: I'm only wearing my boxers, just for you Penny.

Oh sweet lord. Bring it on PBW.

EPOV

I took a deep breath and stared at the screen while hand stroked aimlessly against the fabric of my boxers. The night had taken such a drastically different turn than I had anticipated when I had arrived home. Sitting here talking to Penny, with images of Bella going through my mind, was making my cock harder than I ever thought possible.

PennyLane84: What are you doing over there?

Paperback_Writer: Rubbing my cock

My hand smacked firmly against my forehead as I felt a bit of regret at telling her this. Since when did I ever get so damn bold with women I didn't truly know? Then again, she didn't know me from Adam. I could pass by her everyday and I would never know it. I rubbed my temple firmly and decided I needed to take this chance and just live for the moment. What could it hurt right?

Paperback_Writer: I'd love to be buried between your thighs right now though. Lapping at your sweet, wet pussy.

PennyLane84: God, there are so many things I would do to you if you were here right now.

Paperback_Writer: Like what?

If I was with her, I would be on my knees begging for her to talk dirty to me. I couldn't help but think it was a little easier to express our dirtiest thoughts while we spoke online.

PennyLane84: Where are you sitting PBW? A chair, the couch, your bed? Set the scene for me baby.

Paperback_Writer: I'm sitting on my bed with my laptop perched beside me as I grow harder with your every word.

PennyLane84: Well, I would move that laptop out of the way and crawl towards you, completely naked.

Paperback_Writer: Oh fuck. I bet you have gorgeous tits.

PennyLane84: I do PBW, I do. I bet you would love to have them in your hands or your mouth, wouldn't you?

Paperback_Writer: More than I could ever tell you in words.

BPOV

I was in the middle of peeling my tank top off when I saw his reply. The fact that he was telling me that he wanted me so much was driving me insane. I pinched one of my nipples in between my fingers and began tweaking them, causing me to moan as I imagined it was him doing it to me. It still surprised me how much I wanted this man so desperately, yet I had never met him.

I lowered my free hand down to my clit and began rubbing slow circles around it through the fabric of my panties. When I closed my eyes and tried to imagine PBW on top of me, the person who popped into my head was Edward. He was the man I most wanted physically and I let myself believe that was why I kept picturing him doing those things to me.

I realized that I hadn't yet given him a picture of what he wanted to know, so I quickly began typing.

PennyLane84: Well, how about you envision my long brown hair dragging along your stomach as I kiss my way from your lips to your cock, which I bet is just aching with want. I'd love to touch you right now, to feel you in my hand and then in my mouth.

Paperback_Writer: Jesus.

EPOV

Knowing that her hair was long and brown helped my image of her, but again and against my better judgment, I saw Bella. I tried to force the thought from my mind and decided to give up after a few moments, because I needed to get release more than I needed to make a decision about the two women who plagued my mind constantly.

Paperback_Writer: I'm imagining your pink lips wrapped around my cock. I bet you would do an excellent job of pleasing me.

PennyLane84: I don't know PBW. Depends on if you like it when a girl runs her tongue all over your dick, basically worshipping you, all the while using her hands to rub your balls. Do you like that PBW?

"Fuck yes," I screamed out to the empty room as I yanked my boxers from me and grasped my cock firmly in my hand, stroking it from base to tip at a decent speed. I looked down at the screen and groaned when I realized how hard this was going to be to type and rub one out.

PennyLane84: Are you stroking your cock?

Paperback_Writer: Yes

PennyLane84: That makes me so fucking wet PBW

Paperback_Writer: Fuck, that makes me even harder. I wish I was there to rub your clit. Do it for me. Rub yourself for me Penny. Pull those panties off and circle your finger around your clit baby.

I couldn't help the term of endearment that slipped from my fingers and I didn't care, especially since she had used it moments before. At this moment, I wanted her more than anything.

PennyLane84: I want to see you on your back, with me straddling your face. I would love to suck you off as you thrust your fingers deep inside of me and lick my pussy.

Paperback_Writer: Fuck, I need to taste you so badly Penny

PennyLane84: Please… oh god, please taste me.

BPOV

I was now sitting naked in my bed with one finger rubbing my clit and two fingers from my other hand buried inside my pussy. I began pumping them in and out, adding a third finger and closing my eyes, imagining that it was Edward's strong hands inside of me.

I envisioned him between my legs, his tongue desperately plunging inside of my wetness as he rubbed my hard clit with his thumb, pinching it between his forefinger every often, making me cry out in pleasure. I would thread my fingers through his thick hair, tugging gently as I arched my back, calling out his name like a religious chant. If Edward pleasured a woman as well as he kissed, I would be in major trouble if we ever took things beyond their current awkward friendship stage.

I took a break from my ministrations and looked over at the screen, when I saw the words he had typed I let out a loud moan and rubbed my clit even harder.

Paperback_Writer: I bet you taste sweet like honey, don't you?

I decided to get playful with him, hoping that my next actions would spur on more of his dirty talk, which was making me ache and drip with desire. I stuck the fingers that had been buried inside of my pussy into my mouth, sucking on them so I could tell him how I tasted.

Paperback_Writer: Penny?? Are you here baby?

EPOV

There was suddenly a long pause and I began to freak out. The power was still on, so at least I didn't have that to worry about. Was she turned off by what I had said? Was she even still there?

Paperback_Writer: Penny?? Are you here baby?

PennyLane84: Sorry, I was checking to see if I tasted like honey. Mmmm, even better than the sweetest berry on the vine babe.

Paperback_Writer: Oh Jesus Christ. Did you lick your fingers?

PennyLane84: Actually I sucked them, like a lollipop.

Paperback_Writer: The image of you sucking on your wet fingers is the sexiest thing I can imagine. I am certain you look fucking sinful right now. Legs spread wide open with your fingers inside of you. Do you have any toys?

PennyLane84: Yes

Paperback_Writer: Go get them. I'll be waiting eagerly.

BPOV

I tripped over my own feet as I tried to get up from my bed and ended up falling face first onto the floor. I laughed at myself and my drunken state and before finally picking myself up off of the floor. I went into my closet, where my new and previously unused blue Rabbit vibrator sat inside its box. Rosalie had brought it home from the store one night, insisting that it was better than anything she had ever tried before and lord knows, she had tried them all. I picked it up from inside the box and laughed out loud at what I was about to do for a complete stranger.

He didn't feel like a stranger though. It felt like I'd always known him, even if I didn't even know his real name. I sat down on the bed and repositioned myself as I had been earlier, legs spread and desperately wishing he would come through the door to fuck me.

PennyLane84: Okay, what do you want me to do with the toy PBW?

Paperback_Writer: Mmm… rub it against your clit. I like to tease you a little bit.

I did as he said and turned the vibrator on, running it teasingly over my clit, sending sensations all the way down to my toes, which were now curled tightly and pressed against the bottom of my feet. I slowed after a few moments so more of his words could spur me on further.

PennyLane84: Oh yes… tell me more

Paperback_Writer: Now ease it inside of your tight hot cunt. Do what I tell you to do Penny.

Again, I did as he instructed and eased the vibrator inside of me, all the while closing my eyes yet again and thinking of Edward lying on top of me, easing his dick inside of me. I moaned out loud again, trying not to scream.

PennyLane84: I am. Fuck me… you feel so fucking good PBW

Paperback_Writer: No trust me; it is you that feels good sweetheart. Your pussy is like a vice grip around my cock, squeezing me firmly.

EPOV

I hadn't stroked myself in a few moments, so even though my cock was standing at attention, I grabbed my lube from the top drawer of my nightstand. God, I needed a girlfriend so that this shit could take a back shelf to all the self love I had been forcing upon myself lately. I honestly don't think I had jerked off as much in the past two years as I had in the past two months.

I put a small squirt of lube in my hands and began to stroke myself again, the ease at which I tugged on myself feeling so fucking good. I rolled my eyes back in my head and that was when I noticed a new message from Penny.

PennyLane84: Fuck me hard PBW… just fuck the hell out of me.

I picked up speed on my stroking, rubbing the head of my cock and spreading the pre-cum that had formed there against me, not that I needed the extra lube on my shaft. Even though it was all from my hand, I couldn't help but envision Bella before me, on her hands and knees trying to get me off. I was officially perverted and didn't give a shit.

Paperback_Writer: I'm grabbing your ankles and spreading your legs wide as I ram my dick into you as hard as I can. I want you screaming my name over and over again, moaning for more as your headboard bangs loudly against the wall.

PennyLane84: Oh fuck yes… tell me more… fuck me with your words.

Paperback_Writer: With your ankles on my shoulders, I'm bending you forward, pressing my body against yours so I can get your nipple into mouth, sucking and biting it as I slam into you as hard as I can. Who owns that pussy Penny?

PennyLane84: Sweet Jesus… you do. You own it. You own me PBW. I'm coming… fuck me until I come all over your cock baby. Oh god…

My breathing became erratic as I neared my precipice, my cock throbbing like never before as she made her declaration. Sure they were just words on the screen, but I never had cause to not believe her before. There was a sudden silence in our typing and I stroked myself two more times before I finally let loose, all over my stomach.

I grabbed the box of Kleenex, which had been abused more than my poor cock lately, and cleaned up the mess before turning back to my laptop.

BPOV

Paperback_Writer: With your ankles on my shoulders, I'm bending you forward, pressing my body against yours so I can get your nipple into mouth, sucking and biting it as I slam into you as hard as I can. Who owns that pussy Penny?

I picked up speed with the vibrator, desperate for release and as soon as I saw PBW's words, it sent me over the edge. I imagined Edward's body pressed against mine, fucking me so hard that my headboard was actually slamming against the wall, like PBW had envisioned. I imagined Edward's mouth on my breasts, sucking and biting at my nipples, trying to make me come for him, telling me to come for him.

PennyLane84: Sweet jesus… you do. You own it. You own me PBW. I'm coming… fuck me until I come all over your cock baby. Oh god…

I pumped the vibrator a few more times before I came, covering it with my juices. "Oh, Edward," I moaned, before I even realized what I was saying. I felt horrible for imagining Edward while having cyber sex with PBW, but it was one of the best orgasms I'd ever had, so I didn't really care at the time. The release I had just achieved was more than worth the confusion.

Paperback_Writer: Are you still here?

PennyLane84: That was….

Paperback_Writer: Amazing? Stupendous? Best cyber sex you've ever had? Feel free to stroke my ego

PennyLane84: I think parts of you have been sufficiently stroked tonight, don't you?

Paperback_Writer: I'm not against a second round. I am a virile twenty something male, I have stamina… and a sexy as fuck partner who manages to get me hornier than I ever thought possible.

I laughed at how casual we were both being about what had just happened. I felt so grateful that it didn't get weird and that neither of us had bolted right after the fact, leaving the other in the dark. I was happy that he seemed to enjoy himself as much as I did, and it eased my guilt about the fact that I had been thinking about Edward the entire time.

EPOV

PennyLane84: You say the sweetest things. LOL

Paperback_Writer: Did you really have a toy with you?

PennyLane84: Yeah. It was a new one that one of my friends gave me.

Paperback_Writer: You have friends that give you sex toys? I love your friends.

PennyLane84: Yeah, their boyfriends seem to like them too!

Paperback_Writer: I wasn't implying…

Suddenly I felt like an ass. Did she think that I wanted her friends the way I wanted her? Shit, after that epic wank job, I didn't think I ever wanted anyone else… well, maybe Bella. I ran my fingers over my mouth for a moment as I recalled the soft feel of Bella's lips against mine while we were sitting on Jasper & Em's rooftop. God, I was such a girl sometimes.

PennyLane84: I never thought you were PBW. I was just joking.

Paperback_Writer: Oh… thank god.

PennyLane84: I don't think I would share you with them anyways.

Paperback_Writer: Possessive are we?

PennyLane84: Only with my things.

Paperback_Writer: Do they know I exist? Do they know that you we talk online?

PennyLane84: Do your friends know I do?

Paperback_Writer: Yeah, I told them tonight, while we were together for the fourth.

PennyLane84: My friends know too. They caught me smiling at the screen one day during one of our early chats and have been teasing me ever since.

I couldn't force back the grin that crossed my tired face as she told me about how she smiled at her computer monitor. It was both sexy and adorable.

Paperback_Writer: Well, I hope they didn't tease you too bad.

PennyLane84: Nothing I can't handle, although they do think you are my online boyfriend, so that can be a bit awkward at times.

Paperback_Writer: Yeah, I can see how that could suck.

PennyLane84: I never said it sucked, I just said it was awkward. They are always trying to hook me up with these stupid guys who they think are perfect for me, but I'm just not interested in something serious. We… we just work.

Paperback_Writer: I agree.

PennyLane84: I hate to suck, fuck and run, but I have to be up early. It was… so fucking good. Thank you.

Sadness soaked through my body when I realized she had to go. I didn't want her to leave, but then again, I had no real claim over her either. I couldn't help but wish that she was here with me right now though, spooning in my bed as I rubbed her clit to orgasm again, my dick aching against her ass. Fuck, I bet she had sweet ass. Bella has one fine fucking ass, I thought to myself as I pushed the image from my mind and stared at my keyboard, trying to think of something to write.

Paperback_Writer: It should be me thanking you. I've never done that before and let's just say I am not adverse to a repeat performance… as soon as humanly possible.

PennyLane84: I'll keep that in mind. Now climb into your bed, naked of course, and think of me curled up beside you, my head resting on your chest. This way you can have sweet dreams, wake up hard and stroke that big cock for me again.

Paperback_Writer: FUCK. Are you sure you have to go?

PennyLane84: Sadly yes. Don't worry, I'll be dreaming of you PBW.

With that final message, she logged off and I ran my hand down my face for moment. What the fuck had I gotten myself into?

A/N: And there you have it… the cyber sex you guys all seemed to be clamoring for! Was it good for you? * CPW fans herself with some papers about mutual funds cause she is currently at work and slacking off like a mofo *

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