Jack was enjoying reading the fan fiction lately; he liked all the stuff that had to do with him and the other Guardians. He had to say that some of them were a little heart and very nice, although he still didn't get have of the terms that were all over the place. I mean what the heck do flames mean?! He hoped it had nothing to do with actual fire or else the Guardians will have one melted winter spirit on their hands.

Jack was sifting through some of the normal fan fictions that he saw over and over again with him facing Pitch again but with a new member added to the Guardians and he would fall in love with them. I mean did these people have no creative bone in their body to make something a little different (A/N: No offense to anyone who likes those kinds of stories.). That was until he saw something that caught is sapphire coloured eye. Jack picked it up and raised one eyebrow.

Jack × reader, huh. Well this seems interesting enough.

Jack flipped open the page and began to read. From what he could tell this story was in the perspective of the person reading it. Funny how Jack was reading something about him hooking up with himself. After a while of what seemed like an innocent storyline things started to get intense. And by intense I mean sexual.

Jack wanted to stop reading but his curiosity got the better of him and he kept on reading until it got too much for him.

"What kind of person do these people think I am?!" Jack yelled. Four startled Guardians turned to him all shaken by his sudden outburst.

"Jack what's wrong?" Tooth who was currently reading something about her and Bunnymund asked. Jack looked away, frost covering his face to as if he was blushing, we he totally wasn't.

"Nothing just got a little excited, sorry." Jack said trying to cover up for his sudden outburst. Bunny walked up to him and whispered slightly into his ear,

"I'm guessin' you found the × reader stuff." Jack silently nodded his head trying his best to cover the frosted blush that was spreading over his face. Bunny knowingly nodded and walked back to where he was sitting.

Jack, who finally got his blush under control started to pace back and forth.

"Okay, so my sudden outburst was because I had just read some pretty vivid writing about what the reader of the story would do to me if they ever saw me and I must say that act as if I am a prostitute or something." Jack said. The Guardians all gave Jack a knowing nod.

"Don't worry Jack we have all seen these come up they are no big deal, just don't read them." North proposed. Jack merely rolled his eyes at him.

"North let me ask you a question. Actually you know what let me ask you all a question. How many of these '× readers thing have you come across that had anything to do about you?" Jack asked, still pacing the room but managing to look each one of them in the eye.

They all thought for a moment before each stating their answers.

"Two" North answered.

"Three" Bunnymund answered.

"Two" Tooth answered.

"One" Sandy said with his dream sand.

Jack spread out his arms in an exaggerated position.

"Exactly! And do you know how many I have? Over forty! And almost all of them have me doing something very sexual with the readers. It's like they think that it is okay to write this stuff anytime they want." Jack shouted.

"Jack just let it go." Tooth persuaded. Jack was having none of this though.

"I will not rest until everything that has to do with me and the readers are burned to a crisp and hidden away so no one will ever see them again." Jack bellowed. He began to pick up all the fan fiction and throw it in the fire, laughing like a madman.

"Oi, I think Frostbite might have finally lost it." Bunny stated, a little amused by Jack's antics.

"Should we stop him?" Tooth offered.

"Nah just let him blow off the steam; he should be back to normal in a bit." Bunny said, picking up some more fan fiction. But what caught his eye next made the giant Pooka grow a smile so big that it was almost maddening.

"Oh this is good." Bunny muttered. Tooth looked at him oddly and read the paper Bunny was reading. Shortly after she gave Bunny a warning look.

"Bunny, no if you call him this then he might go off his hook and freeze you right where you stand." Tooth warned. Bunny just gave her a smirk.

"Whatever happens will be totally worth it." Bunny said whilst getting off the floor to make hi way over to the frantic winter sprite.

"Oi, Jack may I talk to you for a second?" Bunny asked, trying to hide the smirk that was crossing his features.

"Sure… sure... what is it Bunny?" Jack muttered as he flew around throwing the fan fiction in the fire.

"I just wanted to ask you how this new nickname sounded." Bunny said. Jack swiveled around looking severely confused.

"Nickname?" Jack asked quizzically.

"Yeah, so how's it going Frostitute?" Bunny grinned putting a paw to his mouth trying to hold back his laughter as Jack turned visibly red at the name.

"What did you just call me, Cottontail?" Jack growled. Bunny let go of his paw and abruptly burst out into laughter.

"Oh you are so in for it." Jack snarled. Jack called the wind to bring him off the floor and it did as he said. Jack froze Bunny's feet to the ground immobilizing him. Bunny tried to pry his feet of the ground but to no avail. Jack then proceeded to freeze every part of the Pooka's body starting from his ears all the way down to his now frozen feet until he was encased in translucent ice.

Jack who was satisfied with his work swiped his hands together and flew out of the nearest window. All the Guardians made their way up to the frozen Pooka trying to stifle their giggles. Bunny could only groan as he tried to brae free of his cold prison.

"Hey Bunny, who ya' felling?" North mused. Bunny grunted in annoyance. Tooth started giggling and Sandy laughed silently.

"Any words to say?" Tooth asked, still giggling. A few grunts were heard and could only be roughly translated to,

"Totally worth it."

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A/N: I am so sorry for the wait. Procrastination took hold of me and would not let me go. Okay so I got a few requests to do this one and I couldn't pass up the opportunity to try out the nickname I found while surfing the web. Like I always say never pass up an opportunity that could mean great things. You are always welcome to give me new ideas for later chapters and I will try my best to make them to your liking. Thank you for all the reviews, favourites, and follows. See you next chapter.

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