short and almost totally messed up, i hath written this. in 31 mins. and a half. maybe, as i dont know. well, i blabbed so much on pontiacs i have nothing to say here except i smell like bug spray. the bad kind of smell. i think i might have lost my green pen :'(. i might not get to see WICKED and my dad and i spent two hours on the phone with Dell...that was so fun...disclaimer!
t(me);alw(andrew lloyd weber)
alw; admit it, admit it now!
t; never
alw; i can phone up some trusty friends and you can meet the inquisition.
t; i have already met them if you are gonna phone nana and megan, who questioned me until i thought of someone that i had to have a supposed crush on.
alw; fine, then i wont let you play with my characters (that didnt sound quite right...)
t; fine, i will say it. i dont own cats nor do i own httyd, but if i did plato wouldent exsist and i would be demeter. the end of this disclaimer.
Tumblebrutus and Pouncival really did like it up in Berk, with all the nice Vikings and dragons alike, which all cared very much about them. They did feel some remorse when Mistoffelees pointed out that they had forgotten his love. There was something tragic in Misto's life that was causing things to turn out for the worst. But he was still glad to see some of his best friends from when he was quarantined by Jennyanydots in the mornings, and under Tugger's supervision at night. Except Tugger's supervision taught him things that he never did want to know.
So as the three toms sat together, Misto had the two tell him what the junkyard was like, as he had almost been away for a week. One more week until the ball, and if the three didn't get back, then there was going to be no other way but magic to find out if Victoria had mated or not.
"Tugger had a huge party, and most of the cats there became rather intoxicated…" Tumble admitted, sort of disappointed that he had only that news to carry.
"Typical. He was always the one that wanted to throw huge parties, invite his girlfriend of the time, and then afterwards I would have to go and sleep in Munkustrap's den or something because the things he was doing got a little too graphic." Pounce agreed. He had been around Tugger while he had catnip, and that was an experience that he would never forget. The curious cat kept playing his moves on all of the queens, regardless if they had mated or not, and that did eventually get him in trouble.
"So when do we get to go home? I do like it here, and I think that those Vikings were actually pretty nice, but I want to go to the ball." Pounce then asked like the kitten he was at heart.
"After I fix Snotlout's problem, but the issue with that is actually finding the devil. Afterwards he says that he is going to take me into custody of himself, but I can zap out of that after saying a few goodbyes. It's not like I am going to see these people again, because knowing my luck I will." The three toms look up at the stars, ignoring the girlish screeches that Hiccup was giving as he was practicing his sword fighting at night so that he could go on the next raid.
Meanwhile, the junkyard seemed too quiet. Just a little too quiet. Jenny had noticed that she didn't wake up to Tumble and Pouncival wrestling outside to wake up everyone, and so she had slept in accidentally. Then, Munkustrap came back from patrolling, and asked everyone if they had seen the two. Etcetera and Electra said that they saw the two on the back of a dragon flying north, and Munkustrap almost had a moment so large they could build a house on his back.
Victoria was sitting in the corner, being a mope like she usually was on days like today, when she learned that her two tom friends went to go and see Mistoffelees, but they couldn't remember to go and retrieve her before they left. Though she had been busy with helping Jenny plan the ball, she knew that there had to be something that would get her to meet Misto. Plato snuck up on her while she listened to Munkustrap's moment.
"Boo!"
"Ah!" she screeched back, a little higher than usual. "Plato, you know better than to do that."
"I know I do, but that is what makes it so fun. How are you?" He asked, looking a little livelier than the usual, which made pop tarts look like they lived.
"I miss Mistoffelees, and I really hoped that Pounce and Tumble would have remembered to come and get me." Plato said the entire answer with her, as if he knew it already by heart.
"Dear, it isn't good to worry over that stuff. Want to go and find a mouse?" Victoria had agreed, and so the two were off to find their breakfast before Jenny ate them.
(I might have to go one minute over my time limit to squeeze the rest in )
"Can I please go? Pretty, pretty, please? Mistoffelees is miserable and you are just going to let him be that way?" Dragon begged Stoick. She wanted to go and retrieve this Victoria as a gift for Mistoffelees so that he wasn't always so negative just around her or his friends. Astrid hadn't noticed his façade, but she knew that if he kept it up much longer that there was going to be some minor issues.
"I might let you in the morning, so ask me and be prepared to leave immediately. But before you leave, as those two, what were their names? Pounce and Tumble if they had anyone or thing that they wanted up here."
"Yes sir, and thanks." Dragon felt much better about herself. She wanted to make sure that someone at least had a nice life. She had the normal life of Mary-sue, always full of angst if you had asked her about her past. Sometimes, when someone would write a story or a fairy tale for the tribe, they would cough the afore mentioned name around her just to make her feel worse about herself than normal.
That morning, she had gone to get her glider and everything else necessary to transport a few cats. Pounce and Tumble wanted the sisters Etcetera and Electra to come up as well. It was learned that all of the cats were great friends, and so after getting permission from Stoick, Dragon set off on her journey to get the three queens.
"Victoria! Etcetera! Electra!" Munkustrap yelled when she had crashed landed in the middle of a final rehearsal for the ball. He wanted it to be perfect. This was the part in which Tugger would show up and give the hip thrusts of doom until Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer showed up, or was it Old Deuteronomy.
"What?" the three asked as they had arrived. Victoria had shown up last, and Dragon's patience was wearing thin.
"By the request of Pounce and Tumble, you two sisters are to come up to Berk, and Victoria, you were requested by me to keep Mistoffelees Company up there. He is rather lonely and miserable, if you understand what I am getting at." Victoria nodded her head gravely. This was going to be a day of flying.
