Chapter 10.

AN: stup it u gay fags Talk about being a homophobe. if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! I would, but I made a commitment to finishing this fic.. ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al No, she's a witch born from Muggle parents. n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! Tara, can you stop screwing around with the canon? Because this isn't canon, not in the slightest.

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I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I'm guessing this isn't a band I want to listen to. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. And this was news to absolutely no one. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it. And there goes the last of the Golden Trio, completely and utterly ruined by Tara by her warped version of what's canon. May all three of them rest in peace. *funeral music plays*) and Hargrid. You brought Hagrid into this now? Haven't you destroyed enough characters? Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) Dare I point out that you already have, when you were describing your lovely band? or a steak So, meat can kill a vampire? Now I am so totally going to invite Ebony over to dinner, so I could trick her into eating steak covered in garlic (which might not sound the most appetizing, but whatever). And then she will die, and the Harry Potter universe will be saved! God, I'm a genius!) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. For the record, this movie isn't really depressing. Bittersweet, maybe, but not depressing. Trust me, I've watched it myself. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. Why do you dress like that, then? Hasn't anyone told you? If you want people to have a good impression of you, dear Ebony, dress accordingly. Simply put, if you don't want people to think you look like a slut, then don't dress like a slut, mmkay?

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. Someone's on their time of the month, aren't we?

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. The same kind of dilemma that just about every female YA character must deal with. Of course, you could always respond by killing Voldy himself. But then again, the real question is whether it's even possible for you to manage that.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character? Actually, I think this is about as close to in-character as Tara has gotten in writing Malfoy in this entire fanfic.)

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. Unfortunately, this is a case of one step forward, two steps back. Any progress Tara has made in writing at least one of the characters in-character has now officially been lost.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. I didn't know you could cry wisely. But I suppose if anyone can pull it off, it's Dumbledore.(c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." Didn't you just inform us that it was impossible?