Ugh, I'm going to stop doing this 'Previously' thing.


The noirette left the coffee shop and headed straight to Tweek's little hiding location, "Tweekers! What did that fat son of a bitch say to you?!" Tweek turned, and flinched. Tucker.

"C-Craig leave me alone! I k-know how you feel... it's ok, just leave me be!" Tweek cried, backing away towards the woods, or the town, anywhere that's away from the chullo clad boy.

"If you knew how I feel, you'd quit running off and fucking talk to me!" He shouted, "Because... because watching you run away from me really hurts..." Craig looked down at his feet, doing his best to not let that tear slide down his face.

Tweek stopped slowly moving away, and froze. He felt a wave of anger rush through him.

"Okay, Craig, I won't run away." There were times when Tweek wouldn't stutter, like now. They usually happened when he was really, really pissed, and always scared the living shit out of the receiving person.

"I know you love Red, I know Craig. You talk to me about being hurt... Nothing hurts more than reading a note your lover sent to someone else! Someone you could never even compare to! I know... I know I was just your tool. Someone to make Ref jealous or something." He paused, and lifted up a trembling finger to silence Craig.

"You know what? I'm not doing this." Tweek spun around on his heel and dashed away, tears popping up for just another time.

"What the hell Tweek?!" Oh Cartman was going to get it fucking good this time, spreading rumors to break them. "I don't like Red! If I ever did- you would have fucking known because I would have told you!" Craig shouted at the blonde before storming off to see Cartman.


It was only a few minutes before he arrived at the fat ass's house, banging loudly on the door.

"CARTMAN!" He hissed out, as the door opened, revealing the cute little blonde.

"Craig, what's the matter?" He frowned as the noirette looked at him blankly.

"Your lard ass of a boyfriend decided to tell Tweek that I'm in love with someone I don't even like!" Craig growled as Eric made his way downstairs.

"Ah, Craig." He smirked, gently pushing Butters aside. "Can I help you with something?"

"Butters, do you mind going downstairs?" Cartman whispered into Butters' ear, grabbing onto the blondes waist. He turned to face Craig, arms crossed against his chest, glaring.

"No, I mind Eric." butters growled, "why did you lie to Tweek like that?" He shook his head. "you made him upset at Craig for what?"

"I'm going to beat your fucking lard ass Cartman!" He lunged at the brunette.

Cartman was about to apologise to his boyfriend when Craig pounced on him. He narrowed his eyes, blocking Craig's fists easily. Craig wasn't a weakling. He had his fair share of fights. But like hell could anyone take on the 300 pounds boy that seemed almost immune to any punches. He smiled sadistically and cuffed Craig around the ear, putting him into headlock.

"This is all your fault." He growled, pointing at Butters'. He began to slam Craig's head against the floor, ignoring Butters' screams to stop.


Tweek finally arrived at the Cartman household, and he was surprised to see the door was wide open. He went in, eyes widening in fear. He was in Cartman's house! But, he really needed to talk to Butters, and he knew this was the place the blonde would be.

Suddenly he heard screams and grunts coming from upstairs, and he felt like his legs were going to give way. Was that... Craig? He ran up the stairs, pushing away his thoughts of underpants gnomes or any other creatures created by his own paranoia. His eyes went even bigger as he stepped into the doorway of Cartman's room.

"You fucking lied to Tweek you son of a bitch!" Craig brought his hand up to land a hit straight in Cartman's jaw. He stopped for a moment when he heard the sound of his boyfriends voice.

"GET OFF HIM!" Tweek screeched, not seeing how his boyfriend was about to strike. Doing the only thing he could think of, he jumped onto Cartman, and sunk his teeth into the obese boy's shoulder.


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