The Doctor, Jimmy, and Olivia were shoved into the back of a police car, which drove off immediately.
''So now, we've been arrested!'' Jimmy said frustratedly.
''We're not being arrested, we're being escorted!'' the Doctor retorted.
''To where?'' Olivia asked.
''Where'd you think? Downing Street!'' he said, laughing.
''No way!'' Jimmy said in disbelief.
''I'm not joking!'' the Doctor said.
''Why though?'' Jimmy asked.
''Over the years I've visited this planet a lot of times, and I've been, uh - noticed.''
''And they need your help,'' Olivia realised.
''Like it said on the news - they're gathering experts in alien knowledge. And who's the biggest expert of the lot?''
''Of course it'd be you!'' Jimmy said sarcastically.
''Who's the Prime Minister now?'' the Doctor asked.
''Not a clue. We missed a year,'' Jimmy replied.
The car came to a stop and they got out, only to be faced with the paparazzi. The Doctor grinned and waved and at them manically. Jimmy shook his head as Olivia tried to make herself look good for the cameras, before making a particularly rude gesture at them, earning him a mock-glare from the Doctor. The Doctor led his companions into Downing Street.
They went into a room full of apparent alien experts. A man in a suit started to speak.
''Ladies and Gentlemen, could we convene? Quick as we can, please. It's this way on the right and can I remind you, ID cards are to be worn at all times.'' The alien experts started to move out of the room. The Doctor, Jimmy, and Olivia were going with them, but were stopped by the man in the suit, who handed the Doctor an ID card.
''Here's your ID card. I'm sorry, your companions don't have clearance,''
''I don't go anywhere without them,'' the Doctor replied sternly. The man did not back down.
''You're the code nine, not them,'' he insisted ''I'm sorry, Doctor... it is the Doctor, isn't it? They'll have to stay outside.''
''They're staying with me,'' the Doctor said.
''Look, even I don't have clearance to go in there. I can't let them in and that's a fact.''
''It's alright. Don't worry about it,'' Jimmy said to the Doctor as a woman walked up to them.
''Excuse me? Are you the Doctor?'' she said. The man was frustrated and asked why she couldn't just go home.
''Are you sure?'' the Doctor asked his companions.
''Yeah,'' Jimmy said. The Doctor turned to Olivia who nodded.
''I just need a word in private,'' the woman persisted.
''You haven't got clearance, now leave it!'' the man said, ''I'm gonna have to leave you two with security,'' he said to Jimmy and Olivia, leading them away.
''It's alright. I'll look after her. Let me be of some use,'' the woman offered, and Jimmy and Olivia went with her. ''Walk with me. Just keep walking… That's right… don't look round! Harriet Jones, MP Flydale North,'' she introduced.
The Doctor and the other experts were all sat in a room with the Acting Prime Minster, Joseph Green, and a soldier, General Asquith at the front. The Doctor was reading through a booklet.
''This friend of yours... he's an expert, is that right? He knows about aliens?'' Harriet Jones asked Jimmy and Olivia.
''Why?'' Olivia asked suspiciously, before Harriet broke down in tears.
''Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to have your attention please. As you can see from the summaries in front of you, the ship had one porcine occupant-'' General Asquith started to say before the Doctor cut him off.
''Now, the REALLY interesting bit happened three days ago, see, filed away under every other business. The North Sea - the satellite detected a signal, a little blip of radiation at one hundred fathoms like there was something down there... you were just about to investigate and the next thing you know, this happens - spaceships, pigs - massive diversion - from what?'' he pondered out loud.
Harriet took Jimmy and Olivia to the cabinet room and showed them what appeared to be the skin of a dead man, made into some kind of suit. ''They turned the body into a suit! A disguise for the thing inside!'' she said, bursting into tears again.
''That's disgusting!'' Olivia said. Jimmy nodded in agreement. he started to look around the room for alien technology. He opened a cupboard only for a body to fall out!
''Oh my God!'' Jimmy exclaimed.
The man from earlier stormed into the room. ''Harriet, for God's sake! This has gone beyond a joke - you cannot just wander-'' he stopped when he saw the body.
''Oh, my God. That's the Prime Minister!'' he realised.
''If aliens fake an alien crash and an alien pilot, what do they get?'' the Doctor thought aloud, before realising in horror, ''Us. They get us. It's not a diversion, it's a trap.''
''Oh! Has someone been naughty?'' a voice asked. Jimmy, Olivia, Harriet, and the man all turned around to see a short plump woman step into the room and shut the door.
''That's impossible. He left this afternoon. The Prime Minister left Downing Street, he was driven away!'' the man denied.
''And who told you that?'' the woman asked mockingly, ''Me!''
''This is all about us,'' the Doctor told the experts, ''Alien experts - the only people with knowledge how to fight them gathered together in one room.''
Joseph farted loudly. The Doctor, annoyed at the distraction, turned to him and said ''Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?''
''Would you rather silent but deadly?'' Joseph replied. Asquith removed his hat, revealing a zip in his forehead, which he then proceeded to undo as Joseph cackled. The skin-suit descended to reveal an large alien creature. The Doctor just started in horror.
''The plump woman undid a zip in her forehead, revealing a similar alien to Jimmy, Olivia, Harriet and the man, which then stood at full height, towering over them.
Once the alien had fully revealed itself, it started to speak. ''We are the Slitheen.''
The Slitheen inside the woman grabbed the man and held him against the wall high above the ground, strangling him.
Joseph stood up. ''Thank you all for wearing your ID cards,'' he took a device out from his pocket, ''They'll help to identify the bodies.'' he pressed a button, and everyone in the room received an electric shock. The Slitheen laughed as the Doctor and everyone else in the room screamed in pain.
That's Aliens of London. Now we're on to World War Three. Please someone review! 10 chapters in and not a single review! I'm getting a bit disappointed.