Songs of the chapter juice wrld - Lucid dreams and Drake - Nice For What

Back to the story -Dongo shop- LP and PK

"I'll show you" PK said as he pulled up his song

"Prove it" Lil Pump interrupted PK's searching

"Are you fucking retarded I just said I'll show you" replied Konohamaru

"fine fine lil bitch" whispered lil pump

"Click click clickly click" Konohamaru playfully sang as he casually exited out of the multiple porn websites he had opened finally he found the song

"Look you dumbie head" konohamaru said as he played an unedited audio file of mist mask

"Intriguing"Lil pump responded with a rapey smile

-with naruko-

"Meooooow I'm so boooored" Naruko complained to shikamaru doing a strange dance she called lowkey highkey idfk man anyways she basically just reaches for the ceiling then wiggles her hips

"Oh god not this again" Shika not wanting to see naruko's wiggle dance kicked her the ass making her fall to the floor

"I see how it is pineapple face" Naruko then got up and walked to the door and left jumping back to the studio

"Women" shikamaru sighed shaking his head

-At the studio- 10pm

"Ya gotta wonder how slow you are to take 5 hours to get here from your boyfriend's house" Konohamaru smirked

"Oh shuddup you brat I'm still bored" Naruko said still complaining

"Well stupid you can just time travel duh" konohamaru told her naruko looked confused for a second or two then a big smile came upon her face

"OH yeaaa duh i am stupid oi fluffy get that jutsu ready"Naruko called out to kurama

"I can take you 19 days into the future because plot" Kurama told naruko

"You don't talk in bold but whatever let's do it" Naruko closed her eyes for the full time travel affect

"Ooga Booga skippy flippy 10 9 days ahead jutsu" Kurama used the time travel jutsu and was sucked into a blackhole along with naruko and was transported.. well 19 days into the future

-Training Day 29-

A black hole appeared in the middle of the studio where konohamaru sat talking to shikamaru

"KAA KAWWW" Naruko yelled making a terrible bird call and jumping out of the black hole landing into shikamaru's comfy lap -pause just incase- "What's up team"

"Hey you with blonde hair wassup" shika looked down at naruko's cute fac- 'wait no she's not cute she's uhh damn it she's fucking cute…SHIT' shikamaru mentally screamed

"Naru your chunnin test thing is happening tomorrow you get to kick garage in the face" Konohamaru said excited to watch naruko destroy all those young peasants

"Oh yea so shikamaru you ready?" Naruko asked honestly not wanting shikamaru to get hurt (A/N Unlike someone FUCK YOU…srry)

"I'm with that demon blood shit" Shikamaru replied he was suddenly poked in the cheek by naruko

"Finally you found out your family is blood" Naruko told shikamaru laying her body across his lap

"Ik it's awesome I get to this SuuuuuWHOOOOOP" Shikamaru did a loud blood call

"I mean your like the only second generation blood I think" Naruko told shikamaru

"Anyways I'm tired bye" Naruko said then immediately fell asleep on shikamaru's lap

"Hmm what's a blood" Shikamaru said out loud relising his joke got some interesting information out of naruko

-CHUNIN BOYYYz-

"WHAT'S UP GUYS IT'S GEKKŌ" gekkō talking to the large stadium using chakra to amplify his voice "WELCOME TO THE CHUNIN EX-

-SKIIIIIP-

Here are the remaining people

DOSU

SHIKAMARU

NARUKO

SHINO

GARRA

TEMARI

SAI

ZAKU

KANKURO

HINATA

"Oh shit there's 10 people left I thought it was supposed to be 8 meh fuck it" Gekkō said giving up questioning anything

"Anyways here's the matches 1.Kankuro vs Hinata 2.Dosu vs Garra 3.Sai vs Zaku 4.Naruko vs Temari and finally 5.Shikamaru vs pffffft hahahaha shi-shino HAHAHAHA" The protector started dying of laughter from the idea of a lazy kid vs a fly"

All the genin besides Kankuro and hinata went to the stands and sat down waiting for the match to begin Naruko sat with Shikamaru and Garra while the others broke up into two groups, group one aka 'Sound Fuckers' named by Naruko and group two aka 'Dank Leafy Sand Bitch' named by also Naruko

"Hey Gary how's it going" Naruko turned to Garra evilly smiling thinking of destroying Temari

"I'm fine" Garra replied plainly

"Well that's great…Want some?" Naruko offered Garra a 'grass blade'

"I don't smoke" Said Garra looking up at the hokage booth know Orochimaru was disguised as his dad still wondering why his dad didn't just kill him already then he remembered his dad's reason

"Don't be a downer I'm old lemme have some fun" 'ugh my dad is so dumb' Garra thought to himself slightly annoyed

Naruko sparked it up while humming Pain Away by Nahmir "hmm we gon spark that shit up it's gon take all the pain away" Naruko humming smoking her blade making the some of the others move away

"C'mon it doesn't smell that bad" Naruko said then noticed Garra looking at the hokage booth she made eye contact with Minato then flipped him off shocking many people

'How dare that demon disrespect the hokage' thought a random civilian

'Hahaha that's amazing' A familiar and now low-class famous character thought to himself

Shikamaru was more tired then normal he felt so dead he just wanted to sleep and not fight 'damn my head hurts ahh shit' Shikamaru clearly in pain said coughing

"Shikamaru oh shit you good!?" Naruko was worried for her close friend

"*Cough cough cough* ugggh" Shikamaru was not in any condition to fight

"Ugh fuck go get me drugs" Shikamaru quickly told Naruko then continued coughing

Without saying anything Naruko teleported to a local drug store already knowing its location since this has happened in the past just not as bad

"*COUgh Cough Cough bleck*…"Shikamaru suddenly got up and ran to a bathroom not being able to teleport

YEET -THE END-

Hahahaha I'm sorry cliffhanger