A/N: Thanks for all the reviews you make my smiles brighter. I want to thank Jazybear.9 especially for being the supportive reader. Love all of you.

Sorry to those of you that think that the story makes no sense and that they are bi-polar, well they are like that for a reason.

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Bella Pov

Chapter 9: Stupidity and the gift

"Alice we need you to promise us something." Jasper said cautiously.

"Yes Jazzy." Alice said innocently.

"Promise me that we won't take forever shopping. Please?" Jasper said slowly as if talking to a 3-year-old. She nodded and he smiled.

"Jasper that is not how you ask her to promise that." Emmett yelled at him.

"How come? I did it lovely and got what we all wanted."

"Because more than 5 hours is not forever you moron." Rosalie yelled at him from the front seat.

"Alice we are not going to stay in the mall more than 2 hours are we?" I asked and Alice simply replied by lifting her shoulders and dropping them with a long sigh.

"You didn't answer me..." I said with wide eyes. "She didn't answer me." I said looking at the others.

"Answer her please?" Edward pleaded and Alice just kept looking out the window.

"Answer me!" I commanded. "Emmett stop the car." I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"Because I said so." I said.

"That is not really an answer."

"Emmett please stop the car." I requested again.

"Why?" He asked again.

"Just stop the damn car already!" Rose said and Emmett stopped the car. Thank you Rose.

"Alice how long are you going to keep us in the mall?" I asked and grabbed her tiny hands in mine.

"Until I get what I want." She said sweetly but with fire in her eyes.

"Oh my, we lost her." Jasper said desperately.

"Man-up dude." I yelled at him.

"I can't, I just can't." He said and started tearing up.

"Man-up Jasper." I yelled and slapped him as best as I could because Alice was in-between both of us. Just then he came back to his calm self and Alice started laughing.

"What?" She asked in fits of laughter.

"Why are you laughing?" Edward asked from behind us.

"Bella," she said and laughed even louder. "Be-Bella s-s-slapped Jasper." She said laughing in her tiny loud voice.

"That is kind of funny." I said and we started laughing.

"What is wrong with you people?" Emmett asked looking at all of us with a serious look. "You are all acting like you have no brains. Stop being so stupid." He scolded us and we all got serious until Jasper muttered 'look who's talking'.

"Whatever." Emmett said and started the car. The rest of the ride was spent with light conversation and fits of giggles.

When we entered the store everyone turned to look at us. I could only imagine what we looked like. All in black looking like we are coming from a funeral and with a sweet smile making us look stupid. Who smiles after a funeral?

"Hello Helen." Alice greeted sweetly and everyone went back to doing what they were doing before.

"Happy birth-day miss Alice." The manager said sweetly.

"Thank you." Alice said smiling.

"We have a special collection here just for our favourite customer." Helen said and Alice squeaked. They went running to the back of the store and the 5 of us decided to buy something special for Alice so we said we'd be back in half an hour.

"What should we get her?" I wondered loudly.

"Not clothes." Rose stated.

"Why not? it's her favourite thing in the world," I said and Jasper coughed loudly. "Besides Jasper." I said and rolled my eyes.

"We don't want to get her something she already has." Rose stated.

"What if we get her a picture frame?" Emmett said.

"Really?" Edward asked.

"Yeah, one with a picture of all 6 of us." He said.

"That is actually not a bad idea." Jasper stated.

"Where will we get that picture?" Edward asked rolling his eyes.

"We could get a picture frame to put seven pictures and put one of us in each hole." Emmett said.

"I don't know if you noticed but we are six and how will we get Alice's picture?" Edward questioned Emmett and he just rolled his eyes at Edward.

"I'm sure Jasper has a picture of her and the last hole is for one of all of us, she can put the picture herself." Emmett said.

"Let's just get her the gift, ok boys?" Rose asked looking at them with raised eyebrows and all of them nodded. Once again thank you Rose.

We got to the store but the picture frame that we wanted wasn't there. I looked around the store and realised it was all crystals and diamonds.

"She's right." Edward said. The store was too small so the two of us and the rest would stay outside the store. "We can get one with my parents too." I nodded.

"Do you have the picture of them?" I asked and he nodded.

"Okay guys pass the pictures." I said and they all passed their pictures and I took my own from my pocket. Edward and I entered the store and it was a grandma and her teenage grandchild working in the small store.

"How can we help you?" The boy asked.

"We would like to get a frame for 9 pictures." Edward said.

"Is it for this lovely lady?" The grandma asked Edward.

"No," he said and looked at me then smiled. "It's for my little sister."

"Is your girlfriend here to help you choose?" She asked smiling at me.

"I'm not his girlfriend." I said blushing.

"You should be, he loves you." The woman whispered to me.

"How can you tell?" I said a little disappointed.

"Just by the way he looks at you." She said and I turned to look at Edward who was caught looking at me and blushed. I smirked.

"Anyways, we would like to put this pictures in the frame and the middle one to be vacant so she can put a picture herself." I said handing the lady all the pictures.

"Who are all this people?" She asked.

"These are our parents," Edward said pointing at Esme and Carlisle's pictures.

"They are very lovely." She said.

"Thank you. This is our older brother; this are our best friends, her boyfriend and my brother's girlfriend and this is her." Edward finished saying and the lady was looking at how adorably he was looking at the picture of the beautiful family.

"Who are you to the family?" She asked.

"Um... Good friend." I said at the same time Edward said, 'my future wife'. The lady laughed and gave the pictures to her grandson.

"You are still marrying me aren't you?" He asked.

"I don't know." I said and exited the store. Edward gave the money to the lady and came outside.

"It will be ready in 15 minutes." He said as he put his hands in his pocket.

"What bad could happen if we stayed a little more than 10 minutes of going to get Alice?" Jasper thought loudly checking his watch.

"Probably nothing Jasper."

*15 minutes later*

"Alice have you bought the entire store?" Jasper asked looking at the amount of bags surrounding her.

"No, just a few collections, a few goodies for my favourite people in the world and I bought myself a gift... Several gifts." She stated happily.

"How is all that going to fit in the car?" Edward asked.

"You could walk hoe to give your goodies some space." Alice said. Edward rolled his eyes.

"Home time." Rose declared and each of us carried around 7 large shopping bags.
"You are lucky it's your birthday." Emmett said.

Thanks for reading everyone. Would have updated sooner but ended up in the hospital. Sorry if it's a little weird chapter but I'm kind of dosed right now, Not blaming the medicine though; and it makes sense to me I guess. Anyways have a nice day :)

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