Iggy: And we're back!
Shara: Well, we're gonna get started right away, but first the poll for my little boy's name is up on Cy's profile!
Cy: And it's a blind poll, we wouldn't want the mom-or-dad-to-be looking, now would we?
Shara: What?!
Cy: It's not like you won't find out anyway.
Kioko: Well, onto the first review, Ryou?
Ryou This review is from Power-of all.
Nice job with the story so far. Anyway...I don't really know if this is possible, but I guess that if it is, have Masaya make out with a cactus...for five minutes! Thats all...
Cy: You're wimping out on us, what happened to those extreme dares?
Zamukie: You passed out for three days.
Cy: So what?
Zamukie: Never mind. Masaya, good news, you get to make-out with a cactus!
Masaya: Is that even possible?
Cy: Well, it can't kiss back, but you have make-out with it anyway.
Kioko: For 5 minutes.
Masaya: You guys suck!
Kioko, Shara, Cy, and Zamukie: *smile impishly and tilt heads slightly to the side* We know.
Masaya: *starts making out with cactus err… sort of* Ow!
Cy: Shut up no one cares.
Masaya: H-
Cy: Making out!
Masaya: *continues*
Kioko: while he's pricking himself in the eye let's read the next review, Kish?
Kish: This is from Yellow-Ranger-Fan.
YIPPY! YOU GUYS DID MY DARE!
More Dares...*tick-tock*...GOT IT!
Ichigo: eat your #1 least favorite fruit and ice cream
Pudding: eat pudding, and eat 10 pounds of sugar
Mint: Hmm... drink POP for a month and stay in a room with Pudding for 24 hours.
Zakuro: jump off a skyscraper
Lettuce: meet Will Smith in Hollywood!
Kisshu: Bathe in fish oil
Cy: Don't send anymore pain SHAME!
Pai: jump in a pool of whip cream
Tart: jump in a crocodile infested waters
That's all I have!
P.S Mint, good luck!
Cy: We do all dares, at least all the ones that don't fall into the rated M category.
Shara: And even some that do.
Cy: Yes, well… Anyway Ichigo, what's your least favorite fruit?
Ichigo: Well, I'd have to say a lime.
Cy: Perfect, we have 2 dozen limes here, you have to eat them.
Ichigo:
Why?
Cy: It's a dare.
Ichigo: You suck.
Zamukie: I know, what about your least favorite ice cream?
Ichigo: Sherbert.
Cy: We have a gallon of that for you too!
Ichigo: I hate you.
Cy: No you don't, you're just saying that to make me feel better. Well, start eating.
Ichigo: *starts to eat*
Kish: You guys are cruel.
Hostesses: We know.
Shara: Well, the time has come to lock Pudding and Mint in a room for 24 hrs. While Pudding eats 10 lbs of pudding and sugar.
Pudding: Yippee, na no da!
Mint: That's not fair!
Cy and Zamukie: It's a dare *start laughing*
Mint and Pudding get locked in a room
Iggy: What's so funny.
Cy and Zamukie: You wouldn't get it *continue laughing*
Koru: Uh…I don't feel good.
Cy and Zamukie: Baby *laugh*
Kioko: What the hell is so funny?
Cy and Zamukie: Whoa, Kioko! We'll tell you later. *laughter*
Kioko: Fine, Zakuro, go sky diving.
Zakuro: Okay. *leaves to go skydiving
Shara: Lettuce, go meet Will Smith in Hollywood.
Lettuce: But I met him last week, he was our mentor on American Idol.
Cy And Zamukie: How?
Lettuce: I didn't quite get it either.
Cy and Zamukie: Whatever, anyway, what, I/Cy have/has to send the pain or people don't do dares or lie!
Shara: A dare is a dare.
Cy and Zamukie: Fine, but when people don't do dares don't come crying to us.
Shara: Kish! Bathe in fish oil!
Kish: What?
Cy and Zamukie: You heard her.
Kish: Fine, I'll be back! *goes and bathes in fish oil*
Zakuro: *returns* That was amazing!
Cy and Zamukie: Says you.
Ichigo: When I went cliff diving I had the best time ever! Too much food!
Shara: Get over it, you have to finish it.
Cy and Zamukie: Hey, that was our line!
Shara: Oops, sorry.
Kioko: We have lines?
Cy: No, but that's
Zamukie: Something we would have said.
Shara: Anyway, we have a pool of whip cream with crocodiles in it, Pai and Tart get to go swimming in it.
Kioko: That's cold.
Cy: True,
Zamukie: But this is more fun.
Shara: Anyway, get going boys.
Pai: *shrugs and dives in*
Tart: You can't make me, Cy can't send pain.
Cy: True,
Zamukie: But I can throw you in.
Tart: Fine *dives in*
Kioko: Be careful!
Zamukie: I think Pai just got bitten.
Cy: He'll live.
Zamukie: You aren't worried, not even a little bit?
Cy: Nah, like I said, he'll be fine.
Zamukie: *rolls eyes*
Kish returns and Ichigo is done eating
Zamukie: Well, Pai and Tart get out!
Pai and Tart: *come out covered in whipped cream, Pai with a bite mark*
Shara: You guys okay?
Tart: I'm fine.
Pai: I'm fine too *tries to take a step and falls over*
Everyone: Pai! *crowd around him*
Cy: Move over, give the man some breathing room.
Everyone: *move away*
Cy: *walks up to Pai* Got bit by the one of the crocs?
Pai: *nods*
Cy: *rolls up Pai's pant leg and gasps* This is a lot worse than I expected.
Shara: What?
Zamukie: Leave her to her work, this is serious.
Cy: Thank you. Now, let me tell you what I'm going to do. First, I've got to get this clean, then you have two options…
Zamukie: Well, while Cy is taking care of Pai we're going to go on with the show, don't worry, we'll keep you posted. Keiichiro, could you read the next review.
Keiichiro: Okay, this review is from A Vampy will Love you Forever previously Pai's Loner Girl.
You want my opinion? O.O OK, well... I don't really give a sh*t...O.O Wow.. that's strange.. coming from me..O.O
Zamukie: Wow, that is weird…
Shara: I think it's sweet, and it's great that she's getting over him.
Kioko: I don't think Jazz would appreciate us talking about her, so let's continue. Tart?
Tart: Sure, this review is from -
Noises heard from room that Mint and Pudding are locked in
Mint: Let me out! Let me out!
Cy: Someone shut her up!
Zamukie: Gladly, Mint, shut the hell up, Cy needs to keep Pai from dying!
Cy: It isn't that bad, just keep down.
Tart: This review is from Tomahawk 3.0
Great stuff here!
okay, dares...
Cy: who else would you have sex with?
Zakuro: flirt with Pai in front of Cy. (rolls eyes)
you guys can still throws pies at me, and then I'll give you all candy to make you feel better towards me. XD
Zamukie: Eh, Cy, anyone else you'd have sex with?
Cy: Absolutely not, now leave me alone.
Kioko: Uh, we're gonna hold off on the PaiXZakuro-ness for a while.
Iggy: Who wants to throw pie's at Tomahawk?
Koru: Why not?
Zamukie: He hasn't made you do anything god-awful, like have sex with someone, or sexually tease someone of the same gender. The invitation isn't open to you. *throws a pie a Tomahawk*
Kioko: Cy, I know you said not to bug you, but should I throw a pie a Tomahawk for you?
Cy: Just a pie? Try a chainsaw!
Kioko: I'll take that as a yes *throws pie at Tomahawk for Cy*
Cy: *stands up covered in blood*That should do it, now just take it easy.
Shara: No offense Cy, but you look really creepy covered in all that blood, could go take a shower?
Cy: Gladly. *helps Pai onto a chair and leaves to take a shower*
Zamukie: Well, when Cy gets back we'll finish the dare.
Shara: Are you okay, Pai?
Pai: Thanks to Cy's medical expertise, yes.
Shara: That's not what I meant. I know Cy's a great physician, and that you're leg will heal soon.
Pai: Oh, that, yeah, I'm fine.
Zamukie: Are you sure?
Pai: Could you just drop it?
Zamukie: For now.
Cy: *returns*
Shara: Wow, that was fast.
Cy: Yeah, well, any way, what other stuff we got.
Shara: Uh, Zakuro, ready?
Zakuro: As ready as I'm ever going to be. *walks up to Pai* Pai-kun, you were so brave in that crocodile pit! *puts hand on his chest* You know, I love a man with scars.
Cy: *eye twitch that you really can't see cuz her eyes are always covered*
Pai: That's very flattering, Zakuro, but… *looks at Cy*
Zakuro: *walks away* Yeah, it was a dare.
Zamukie: Anyway, Pai, next review.
Pai: This is from Diet Coke Fanatic
LOL! This is hilarious!
Iggy: Kiss Kioko, you obviously were made for each other.
Zamukie:You're my favorite character in this fic, apart from
Koru, I like him more, kiss Koru!
Ryou and Shara: Congrats! I hope you name him Cyan!
Cy: PaixCy! It's a new couple, I love it! Kiss!
Eh, those are all really lame, whatever. You guys rock!
Zamukie: Yay for Iggy x Kioko – ness!
Kioko: And Koru x Zamukie – ness!
Shara: And Pai x Cy –ness!
Cy: Anyway, thanks for the compliment.
Shara: Iggy and Kioko, kiss!
Iggy: No way in hell! I have a girlfriend!
Cy: It's a dare, she can't get mad, cuz I will hurt you, not send the pain, but hurt you.
Iggy: *gulp* Fine. *starts to kiss Kioko*
Kioko: *kisses back*
Iggy and Kioko: *making out*
Zamukie, Shara, and Cy: Kawaii!
Ryou: Hey. Mister I have a girlfriend, the dare was to kiss her, not make-out with her.
Iggy: *breaks away* Ah! I shouldn't have done that, I shouldn't have done that!
Kioko: *blushes* If she finds out I'll just tell her it was my fault…
Iggy: No, Kioko, you shouldn't have to.
Kioko: It won't change anything, she already hates me.
Iggy: Are you sure?
Kioko: *sighs* Uh-huh, but, you did, I mean, you did like it, right?
Iggy: *sighs* Yeah, I shouldn't, but yeah.
Kioko: Then that's all I wanted to know.
Zamukie Shara and Cy: Kawaii!
Kioko and Iggy: Shut up!
Cy: Anyway, Koru and Mukie?
Zamukie: No way in hell.
Koru: We hate each other!
Cy: It's a freakin' dare, get over it. Swallow your pride and kiss each other.
Zamukie and Koru: *grumbling* Fine
Koru: *kisses Zamukie*
Zamukie: *kisses back*
Zamukie: *shoves Koru away*
Cy: Poor Koru, all he has are his drugs.
Shara: You guys weren't kidding when you said he was a drug addict?
Cy: No.
Zamukie: He really is.
Koru: It's true.
Zamukie: Anyway, Cy and Pai?
Cy: I'm not even going to argue, because I know if I did I'd lose. *walks over to Pai and kisses him*
Pai: *kisses back*
Cy: *pulls away* Satisfied? We've now had hostess match making. Zakuro, next review.
Zakuro: This is from Winged Black Angel
Hehe,
This is really funny XD
anyway, My name is Toffee.. HI O.O
Pai:
You know, you actually have more fangirls than Kishu. Its true, I did
a survey XD How does that make you feel?
Cy: Hiya! *Gives Cookiez*
^^
Shara and Ryou: Congragulations! Are you guys still looking for
a name? how about.. Hideki? I dunno xP
Ichigo: How do you feel
about Global Warming?
Other Hostesses: *Gives passes to Theme
parks* ENJOY XD
Baai Baai o.
Zamukie: So, Pai, did you know you have more fangirls than Kish?
Pai: *bored* I had no clue.
Shara: Don't you care?
Pai: No.
Cy: Thanks, Toffee, at least someone isn't obsessed with Pai x Cy.
Zamukie: Jazz isn't either.
Cy: I know, I'm not saying everyone is, but it seems to be a popular pairing among our readers.
Shara: Thank you!!! I'll force Cy to add it to the poll!
Cy: So, Ichigo, what's your opinion on global warming?
Ichigo: It's awful! It will kill all the animals and that means us to!
Cy: Okay, Shara, Kioko, and Zamukie, here are passes to a theme park from Toffee.
Other Hostesses: Thank you, Toffee!
Iggy and Koru: What about us?
Cy: It said hostesses not hosts, bakas.
Zamukie: Seriously.
Shara: Well, that's all!
Zamukie: Anyway, we'll see you soon, hopefully.
Kioko: Remember to vote!
After the show:
Everyone else: *doing something* (meaning they don't the scene about to happen)
Cy: *walks over to Pai* *whispered* I guess we're even.
Pai: Yeah right, I owe you.
Cy: Don't think about that too seriously.
Pai: I know.
Cy: If you're in any pain just let me know and I'll find you a pain killer.
Pai: No offense, Cy, but every type of medicine you gave me tasted awful.
Cy: Medicine has to take bad, otherwise people would get sick just to have the medicine and no one would be healthy, not to mention they'd all be addicted to the drug. Besides, you didn't fell a thing during that, did you?
Pai: No, and I thank you for it, for my life.
Cy: It wasn't life threatening, yet.
Pai: You didn't see that coming, did you?
Cy: See what?
Pai: The bite?
Cy: No, I didn't, and I didn't take Mukie seriously either. Normally she would do something like that to try to get a reaction out of me.
Pai: I believe that.
*later*
Kioko: So what was up with that thing that you and Mukie were doing*
Cy: It was just a little joke. Two of my uncles talk like that, and Mukie and I always joke that we run on the same brain waves, so we thought we'd give it a try. We laughed cuz neither of us actually thought that we'd be able to do it.
Kioko: Oh.
Cy: You know, I probably shouldn't tell you this, but Iggy's thinking about breaking up with Lovi.
Kioko: *nervously and blushing* So? Why would I care?
Cy: We all know you like him. Anyway, I would go on like you don't know he's going to break up with her, my telling you this is wrong. As long as you don't act on this information they should still break-up.
Kioko: *hugs* Thanks, Cy.
Cy: Anytime.
Kioko: You know, it's not like anyone's getting in the way of you and Pai?
Cy: Yes, Kioko, but there is no me and Pai, any romantic action was a dare.
Kioko: Uh-huh, sure.
Cy: Get over it, that is one pairing I won't let happen.
Kioko: Someone won't say she's in love.
Cy: Yeah, I can think of one.
Kioko: I can think of two.
Cy: I won't say it because I'm not. Mukie is just being stubborn.
Kioko: Sure, sure.