A/N: Hello again. Here we are at day 7. It's been one week on this game show so far and how long have I been writing this? I wrote a new story its called The Mafia, I got a lot of hits but no reviews…I guess I'm not much of a drama writer….I'll stick with the humorous stories then. Enjoy!

Jack: I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt…..

Kate: Uhh you can stop now…

Jack: I'm just so pumped up Kate, these beautiful people carrying us on this board thing, taking us to this warm pot, chatting things I can't understand! Ah yes I feel like the god of crab cakes!

Kate: Then what am I the goddess of Jack?

Jack: The goddess of Tofu!

Kate: uhhh yum?

Back to deciding the new tribe name

Sawyer: The woman I love will get eaten by human eating cannibals with that Barbie looking guy name Jack!

Polar Bear: It's not my fault its, its Charles Dickens fault!

Shannon: He's my dad giggle giggle giggle

Polar Bear: I'll send my super secrete team that no one knows about but I'll tell you secretly anyways but don't tell anyone because it's a super secret!

Ana Lucia: Who are these super secrete hotties? giggle

Shannon: My cousins giggle giggle giggle

Back at the spa

Jack: Boy Kate this pot sure is warm

Kate: Yeah it's nice

Jack leaned over to give Kate a kiss but before he could-

Stop right there in the air

We aren't nice so think twice

Don't you stare sent by bear

Ya ya ya we are the Kun fu Japanese Ninja "Assassinatetors" NO SUSHI FOR YOU!

Oprah: Like "word" what do you want "word"

Ninja one: Polar Bear sent us to save god of crab cake and goddess of Tofu

Ninja Two: Give me them hi ya!

Dr. Phil: Get away from my dinner!

Jack: I'm not athletica Anorexia!

Kate: Dinner?

Manly Man: Crap my spa is ruined!

Ninja One: Prepare to be satirized….BY SUSHI

Slap boop nonk fee foo toop le le le slam poop

Manly Man: My kidney!

Elvis: My spleen!

Ninja Two: Come on my gods the Polar Bear awaits

Jack: I'm not OCD!

Kate: Come on Jack lets listen to those ninjas

Back to the island

Polar Bear: uhh hi guys umm sorry…

Jack: That's ok it's not like you left us with cannibals or something

Kate: Uhh yeah he did

Jack: Oh I thought that was Shannon's family reunion…

Polar Bear: Well to make it up to all or youl there won't be any challenges for reward or immunity. I'll give all of you reward and Jack and Kate will get immunity. You have tomorrow off to do whatever you want and then the next day we will have tribal council.

Charlie: Ok, now I can sing my new song to Claire!

Eko: What is our reward?

Polar Bear: Here open this box

All of them open the box together

Sayid: Sushi?

Ninjas: NO SUSHI FOR YOU!!!!!!!!

The ninja started to attack everyone and sing their theme song

END OF DAY 7

A/N: Those ninjas our mine and copy righted by me and me only! I made them up they're awesome. Maybe I should write the story behind them and post it on here so all of you can read about their ancient history.

By the way the new name for the team (by popular choice from reviewers) is:

The Other Others

Who will get voted off on day 9? I don't know Review to Vote!

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