Chapter 10

I wok up the next day in my koffin. It wuz snowing and raning outside. I put on a GC tshirt wif baggy black pants, combut boots, and whit makup on mah face wif black eyelenar, blak lipstick, and ishadow. I then went 2 da comman room were Ebony wuz waching The Corps Bride. I joind her.

"Hey Ebony," I said sadly.

"Hey Onux," she replid goffikly. "R u feeling better now?"

"Yea, a bit. Hows Drako?" I asked concernedly.

"No clu. I broke up wif da basterd," Enoby snarled.

"WTF, no!" I yielded. "U 2 r supposed 2 b 2gether!"

"Yea, well fuk him," Ebony growld. "I can hav enybody else I want."

"Ok," I muttoned. "Can I ask u a question?"

"Sure!" she sed emoly.

"Ok. Enoby, ur so hawt and smart and sexah and goffik and perfect."

"Fangz!" She replid.

"But how do u do it?" I asked depressedly. "How do u get that much power?"

"Do u relly want 2 kno?"she asked evely.

"Yes!" I roared.

She smiled really big like and whipsered, "den make luv 2 me."

"Wut! No!" I yielded.

"Y not!" she snapped meanly. "U sed I wuz pearfect!"

"Yes, but I cant sleep wif u!" I shooted, though I culdnt tell her y.

"Why? Bcuz ur wif Looney? 4Get about her!"

"No!" I repeted.

"Well, until u have sex wif me, I wont tell u!" Enoby answered huffily and she left.

My plan failed. I needed a new 1 and fast!1 I walked out in2 the skool and saw Vampire beating up Sedrick Dickery. I laffed as that stoopid hufflypuff loser stated bleeding, cuz Im a sadist.

"Hai Vampire!" I sed kewly.

"Hey Onyx, wuts up?" he aksed in a satanlike voice. He wuz wearing a blak lether clock wif leather pans, blak shoes, and wite makeup wif black on it.

"Im ok. Still deprezzed about last nite," I mombled sadly.

"Yeah, Draco wuz a jerk to Enoby. I cunt beleeve I dated him b4. If it were me, I wuld never do that to ebony," he sed wif a goffik dreamy look in his eye. I got a new plan.

"Hey Vampire, do u luv Enoby?" I asked.

"Yes, and if I dunt get her, Ill slit mah wrists," he aded suicidally.

"Wut if I help u sleep wif her?" I asked in a demonic voice.

"Id love u 4 that!" he sed gleefuly. "But how wuld we do that?"

"We jus need 2 get some polyjews potion!" I exclamed. "Then u can be me, an shell sleep wif u!"

"Great! I fink snap has sum in his classroom!" But then he founed. "But wut would u want from me?"

"I just want u 2 ask Ebony where she getz her power from!" I demanded sexily.

"ok, letz go 2 snaps room and steel some potions!" he sed. We ran 2 the dungon where Snap's room wuz. We saw him teeching a bunch of first years. "How will we get in 2 da potents?" I asked depresedly.

"Well use my divisibility coke.!" he sed triumpantky. We bof got under da cloke and snucked into his class. We reched the potent closet and grabbed the polyjues potion wen suddenly the door shut behind us! We were tarped in da closet!

"Grate," I grubled, "we cant leave until his class is ober." Suddenly, Vampira began to cry. "Wuts wrong?" I asked goffikally.

"Were gonna get cot!" he wailed sexily. "Snope is so mean!"

"Relax, well be fine," I whispered, and he clamed down. Suddnly, I relised how hawt he looked wen he wuz crying, just like Jol Madden. B4 knew it, I kissed him.

"WTF," he wispered in shock, "u hav a girlfrend!"

"Shhh!" I replid wif a sexy smile. We started frenching passively. I tok off his pants and loked at his throbbing u kno wut. I grabed it and bgan 2 jork him off.

"OHHH ONIX!" he screamed as he has an orgsam. Suddenly, the closet door opened. It wuz... Snape!

"Wut r u miserable simpletons doing in mah closet!" he rored madly.

"OMG, u perv!" I shooted. I pulled out my wang and shot a spell him. Wile he wuz down we ran out wif da polyjew potion. My plan wuz working.