Disclaimer: even with all the plotting, scheming, and hard work I did, I unfortunately still haven't managed to take over the wonder that is Naruto, so it's not mine, and please do not try to sue me, or else I will send my flock of "village hidden in the fluff" ninja's after you. You have been begged. XD (B/n: He means it too! )
WORNING: this chapter has a lemon in it, i will put START LEMON when it start's and END LEMON when it ends, please skip the lemon if you do not want to read it. thank you
Shini: WOW! That was a quick update! (if your reading this on then never mind)
Gaara: Hn...don't you have homework or some such nonsense
Nawa: ... o.0 did I miss something?
Itachi: yeah, you lost us sand boy
Shini: oh I had a lab report I should be finishing but...I keep trying to tell Gaara that all he has to do is use intensive persuasion methods on my professors and I wouldn't have to worry
Gaara: hn...I said no
Shini: NaWa?!?! -whiney voice- I'm ready to graduate! But that's beside the point...could we let Kisame in to torture Itachi? I need some cheering up -sniffle-
Nawa: .why? What would be the point? Itachi isn't here. it's just the three of us. He had to go to a medic-nin to see to these ugly bight marks on his shoulder.
Shini: Why...wait I don't want to know. It probably happened last time he was with fish stick.
Gaara: I'll cheer you up... -evil smirk- with NaWa's help of course
Nawa: ... -smacks Gaara- don't even think that again. -ignores fact that Gaara's sand didn't even try to stop him- anyways, enjoy the chapter while these two... go and get a room. -vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a naughty itachi/Kisume-
Gaara: I DIDN"T MEAN IT LIKE THAT YOU PERV!
Shini: OMG! I'm blind...Gaara I need you! That pic has scared me for life!
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"Naruto?" he whispered. Sasuke couldn't believe what was happening. 'is this a dream?' he asked himself.
"sh-' Naruto replied. "sh, I'm here."
And before Sasuke could make his own reply, he found himself being slowly forced onto his back, with Naruto lying on top of him.
"wha-?" Sasuke asked, confused as to why Naruto had suddenly gone from being angry with him earlier that day, to now pinning him down into his own bed. '! he's in a bed- with me- on top of me!… wait a sec… I don't like this position.' smirking, Sasuke quickly reversed the position, finding himself lying on top of Naruto. "That's better…" he said, gazing into Naruto's ocean-blue- moonlight colored eyes with his own charcoal orbs. He couldn't seem to get enough of those eyes; they just seemed to glow with a power all there own.
Sasuke was so enraptured with looking into Naruto's eyes that he didn't notice until it was to late. Naruto had him on bottom again.
"huh?" Sasuke said, as he found himself no longer staring down into Naruto's eyes, but staring up into them instead.
Smirking down at him, Naruto slowly lowered his lips to Sasuke's, closing the distance until there was only a hairs width of space between them.
"Hm, you talk to much." he said, making his lips flutter against Sasuke's with the barest of movements.
As Sasuke was about to make his reply -which would have proved Naruto right- Naruto closed the final distance, connecting Sasuke's lips with his own.
Sasuke moaned, the kiss was lasting longer then he could have ever imagined, though to him -and to Naruto-, it didn't last nearly long enough. Feeling the need to breath, the too of them slowly pulled apart, though only far enough to breath as it seemed neither of them were willing to part much farther then that.
"hm- you taste good-" Sasuke said, sliding his hands up Naruto's sides and under his shirt. (A/N: -DIES-) (B/N: -Smiles like mad woman-)
Moaning with approval, Naruto closed the distance once again and brought his lips back to Sasuke's. Wanting to deepen the kiss, Sasuke ran his tongue across Naruto's bottom lip just before delving it into his counterpart's mouth.
Their tongues fought for dominance before Sasuke's finally one. Taking his chance thanks to his little victory, Sasuke eagerly explored Naruto's mouth, leaving no space untouched. The exploration made Naruto moan in response.
Deciding that it was the best time to take it a little farther, Naruto made quick work of his cloths, not needing to bother with Sasuke's as he seemed to sleep in nothing more then his briefs.
Pausing in his exploration of Naruto's mouth, Sasuke looked up at the blond form above him. He had been so enraptured in Naruto's mouth (it being one of the most wonderful feelings he had ever felt, he had ended up imagining what that very mouth would feel like else where) that he had not noticed said blond removing all of his clothing, leaving only his boxers in the process.
"uh? When did that happen?" he asked dumbly, looking down to try and get a glimpse of the beautiful blonds heritage.
"hm, when you were taking advantage of my moth." Naruto said, smirking at the look on Sasuke's face. "If you want to see it so badly, then you can always take them off of me, if you think your man enough that is."
Sasuke froze, it was just so embarrassing to get caught staring like that. Looking up at Naruto, he finally was able to comprehend what Naruto said, albeit with some difficulty. 'He wants me to look! Moron! Of course he wants me to look! That's why we're here! Almost NAKED in my bed! Stupid stupid stupid! Finish striping him you idiot!' (B/N: I love inner Sasuke…poor boy)
Smirking up at the blond, Sasuke quickly flipped Naruto on his back and started sucking on his neck. Moaning, all Naruto could do, was to try and not end things to quickly, as his body was threatening to do.
Sasuke slowly nipped up the side of the blond's neck, and then across his jaw line, before finally giving Naruto another one of his mind blowing kisses.
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This made Naruto lose his little fight with his body, as it quickly let lose the very thing he had be trying to hold.
Feeling a slight dampness near the lower part of his abdomen, Sasuke looked down to find that Naruto had already released his seed.
"Sorry- I didn't mean to. I really tried to make this last longer, but THAT DAMN KISS!" Naruto said, blushing so deeply that his face resembled Gaara's hair. He was so embarrassed that he could crawl under a rock and die and it would be happy relief from what had just happened. The moment Sasuke looked up at him with a smirk on his face however, Naruto's blush deepened. It seemed that Sasuke was about to let Naruto off the hook, and planed to make him repeat the little event many time before the night was over. (a/n: are you happy now shini? I mentioned Gaara! There. b/n: oh don't think I didn't notice! I went all fangirly)
"Hm, came a little quick did we? I think I might make you do it again, it seems like a wonderful punishment, doesn't it?" he said, smirking down at Naruto's tomato colored face.
As Naruto was about to open his mouth, Sasuke quickly planted his lips against the blonds, before slowly sliding them down his face, and across his jaw line to come right to his Adams apple, where he nipped lightly at the skin. Hearing a moan from the blond, Sasuke slid further down until he cam to the center of the blond's chest. Once there, he quickly moved to one of the said mans erect nipples and started licking around the pink skin.
Naruto couldn't stop moaning. Sasuke's hot mouth felt so wonderful on his skin, so wonderful that it was leaving a little burning trail wherever it touched.
Deciding that he didn't think Naruto was making nearly enough sound, Sasuke nipped the sensitive skin before sucking on the opposing flesh. Hearing Naruto gasp, Sasuke decided to repeat the movement several times before moving to the other nipple, where he continued his onslaught. Deciding that it was time to continue down his little trail, Sasuke quickly worked his way down Naruto's body, stopping only for a second to work on his navel. Reaching the waist band of Naruto's boxers, Sasuke slowly nipped at a spot of the other mans flesh, before moving his hands to help pull the offending fabric down and past the mans hips and to his knees.
As the band of the boxers moved farther and farther down revealing more hair in the process, the large, and once again erect, member that was Naruto emerged from the shorts.
Sasuke took the member into his hand before nibbling on the tip of it very slowly, eliciting a moan from the young blond lying below him.
Tasting Naruto's cum, Sasuke licked the hole before slowly sliding his head down over its head and down as far as he could onto the shaft.
Seeing his long 10 and a half inch cock slowly start to disappear between Sasuke's lips, Naruto threw his head back and moaned out loud, not caring who might hear him in the little tree-house.
Sasuke chuckled at this, which sent a vibration into Naruto's cock, making the poor man shiver and bite his lower lip at the sensation.
"Sa-su-ke, I… stop… inside… me…you.." was all he was able to get out, the sensation being so powerful that he was having difficulty simply putting words together in one coherent sentence.
Smirking, Sasuke let Naruto slowly slide from his mouth as he slowly slid his mouth up the blond teen's body stopping in a few select spots to nip lightly at the skin there. Sasuke's assaults on Naruto's sensitive skin made the blond moan and whimper more. Finally reaching the blonds jaw line, Sasuke slowly nipped his way from Naruto's jaw to his mouth, where he quickly clamed it once again as his own.
Naruto moaned into the kiss, the raven-haired teen above him was making him feel unbelievable. When the charcoal eyed man finally pulled away enough, Naruto quickly tried to catch his breath.
Sasuke slowly brought his index and middle fingers of his left hand up to the blond's mouth.
"Huh?" Naruto said, looking confusedly at the two offered fingers.
Smirking, Sasuke gazed deeply into the blond's eyes before finally telling him what he was supposed to do with one word.
"Suck"
Naruto looked at the black haired man for the space of a second before he slowly took the offered fingers into his moist mouth, lubricating them.
Sasuke gazed at the blond's closed eyes as the man slowly started to tongue the two digits. Shuddering, he finally decided that he would have to find more things to do with that mouth another time as he slowly removed his fingers from the blonds mouth.
Naruto slowly blinked his eyes open and looked up at the man above him just in time to see the smirk that was playing across his pale features. "you have know idea how long I've wanted this." and with that, the blond felt the now moistened digits slowly start to enter his tight entrance.
"ug- Sasuke!" Naruto cried as his opening was slowly assaulted by the opposing fingers.
Naruto gripped Sasuke's arms tightly at the sensation of what was happening inside him. The feeling wasn't exactly bad, but it did hurt quit a bit. After several moments, Naruto felt the pain start to ebb, around the same time though, Sasuke added another finger and scissored the blond with a renewed energy that seemed to come from nowhere but from the pale man himself.
After several minutes of fingering, Naruto found that he couldn't take it anymore, he needed Sasuke inside him now or he felt that he would just die.
"Sasuke! Do it already!" the blond cried, looking up at the man before him.
Sasuke smirked at Naruto's eagerness and decided to be merciful as it was clearly the boys first time. Deciding to torture the blond next time, Sasuke quickly removed his fingers and placed his cock at Naruto's mouth with the tip touching the blond's lips.
"suck" he said, gazing down at the man before him.
Naruto looked at Sasuke for several minutes before he finally realized just why Sasuke had suddenly changed tactics, smiling up at the raven-haired teen the blond slowly slid the appendage between his lips and started to slowly bob his head up and down on the engorged member. 'This isn't so bad' Naruto thought as he tasted, for the first time in his life, Sasuke's essence. 'It's a bit salty, but I kind of like it…' he thought as he sped up his pace.
Sasuke, feeling his balls and stomach start to tighten, quickly withdrew from Naruto's worm mouth. Taking a deep breath to steady himself, he slowly lowered his body so that he was positioned between the blond mans legs right at his opening.
Gazing into the blonds eyes he quickly covered his moth with his own and slowly imbedded his entire length into the form below him while moaning softly.
Naruto had never felt so full in his life. Sasuke was so thick and long that Naruto felt as though he would burst at the seams at any moment.
After several minutes of waiting so that Naruto could adjust to the size, Sasuke started to move once again which elicited a moan from the darker teen laying below him.
At first he went slowly so that he didn't hurt the blond teen that he was imbedded inside up, but after a while the sounds that Naruto made slowly got to him and he started to quicken his pace.
Unable to do anything but moan out Sasuke's name, Naruto quickly succumbed to the rocking sensations of the pale man above him who seemed to be a master of his own art. 1
Naruto started to feel as though he was going to fall over the edge at any moment and Sasuke's expert movements weren't helping him to hold back. Bighting down onto Sasuke's shoulder, he finally felt Sasuke's movements start to turn jagged. After several seconds longer the dark haired man finally cried out his lovers name as he emptied himself inside the blond. Naruto quickly followed suit.
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Both men were existed and were having trouble breathing, though Naruto was having the harder time of it out of the two. Sasuke finally realizing that he must be crushing the blond man below him, he quickly rolled over onto his back and dragged Naruto with him so that the blond was lying right against his side.
Sighing with contentment, the two teens quickly fell asleep, exhausted from the activities of the night.
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Naruto awoke with a pleasant feeling of contentment. Feeling the odd presence of an arm around his waist, the blond ninja looked down to see if it was just his imagination or not, upon seeing the arm, he quickly remembered what had happened the night before and as Naruto remembered what had transpired the night before, a small smile made its way onto his features.
Sighing from the blissful feeling he had, the blond slowly turned over in the embrace of the raven-haired beauty that he was sharing a bed with. Looking down at the brunet, he decided that he really wanted the man to wake up so that they could spend the morning together, even though he knew he should let him sleep and go talk to Boba about why he had come to the little garden hidden in the mountain.
Naruto slowly moved his head closer to Sasuke's in an attempt to kiss the raven-haired ninja awake. Connecting his lips with the sleeping brunets, he gave him a quick chased kiss.
"Sasuke, it's time to wake up.." he whispered nuzzling the teens face with his own. Hearing a grunt, the blond decided to continue his little game with his lover.
"If you wake up, I might give you a treat." he whispered before giving the brunet another kiss, this one lasting a bit longer then the last and was slightly more passionate.
"MH!" Sasuke said, sliding his arm around the blonds nick and dragging him closer (if that was even possible with the way they were sleeping just a few moments ago)
Pulling away slowly so that they could catch there breaths, the two boys looked into each others eyes with a look that said quit plainly that neither of them planed on leaving the room for quit some time that day, and indeed, the two did not.
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Several hours later that day, the two boys found themselves outside walking around the little enchanted forest talking about the two rather odd people that Sasuke had just met the previous day and Naruto had known for a while.
"It was Orochimaru, not Kui that attacked the Village. I mean, it was technically Kui when you think about it, but it wasn't his chose. Orochimaru took over his mind in an attempt to capture him, and then attempted to destroy the village using his body. The hokage didn't even figure it out until several years after that, but it was one of the resins why he always looked down upon the Kyuubi celebration, apart from the fact that part of the celebration is actually one of the council members attempts to make more people hate, never really figured out how that was what it was, but the old man used to say that that's what it was. Anyways, he didn't think that it was right to celebrate the demise of a creature that was completely innocent, but of course, as you probably already guessed, the council never believed that it wasn't Kui. Though they have been forced to accept it in the past year and a half because he saved the village."
Naruto had been explaining just why he trusted Kui so much to Sasuke for the past several minutes, and the brunet seemed to be taking in as much of the information that he could as Naruto explained it all.
The two men walked in silence for several minutes before Sasuke finally broke the silence.
"So, once again it was Orochimaru that caused so much trouble and pain for Konoha. It figures. That man would stop at nothing to destroy the place ever since he was passed up for the title of Hokage for the forth. He always hated him for it from what I've heard, and from what I've seen. I should have known that it was him, I've seen enough of what that man is willing to do to get his revenge." he said solemnly.
Naruto froze in his walking at what he had just heard. He was completely shock. It was the first time that Sasuke had mentioned anything about his time with the bastard since he had been in the interrogation, and even then he hadn't said anything that he didn't have to or that he hadn't been asked about directly.
Sasuke stopped and turned to look at the blond man, knowing exactly what it was that had made the darker ninja stop walking. He knew that the blond was shocked that he had finally started to open up about all the things that he had been through, and truth be told, so was he.
"I know I haven't really mentioned anything from the time while I was in the service of that mad man, and don't expect me to tell you all about it just yet. I still need time to get over some of the things, and I know I'm usually quiet about this kind of thing anyways, but I think I can at least try to open up a little to you, even if it isn't much and it doesn't happen often." he said, meeting the ocean blue eyes of the other man, and finding that those eyes - the once he could always almost get lost in, were looking at him as though he had just made there owners dream come true.
"Sasuke, I know you don't like to open up to people often, or even ever," Naruto said as tears slowly began to run down his face. He was so happy that Sasuke trusted and cared about him enough to open up, even if it was that he opened up only a little. "and I know that it isn't easy for you, after all you've been through, but I'm happy that you know that I'm always here for you, and that you can always trust me."
And with that, the blond man ran over to the man that he loved the most, hoping above anything else that he would never lose him. (A/N: and if I have anything to do with it, he wont, though the road won't be easy for them B/N: oh! Are you saying that this is going to get angsty?)
Wrapping his arms around the shorter man, Sasuke kissed his koi and let all the love that he felt for him show in that one little kiss. He loved Naruto, and even though he knew the blond was crying tears of happiness, he still hoped that he would never see the blond cry again. 'Because such a beautiful creature is never meant to shed tears.' he thought, holding him as close as he could, unwilling to ever let the blond go again.
After both men had finally calmed down enough to continue on their walk and to continue the conversation that they had been having earlier, the two of them went to the little oasis that Naruto had spoken to Luster in earlier the day before. Once there, Naruto had Sasuke close his eyes and sat him upon the same spot he hat sat on the day before, once he did this, Naruto waited for the Fairy like spirit to appear once again.
After only a moment of waiting, the water haired spirit slowly emerged from his spot in the tree down to his waist. The sprit of the oasis smiled at the blond for a moment before he finally turned his attention to the man that he knew by now was probably Naruto's lover. Uchiha Sasuke.
Sasuke sat with there for several minutes before he finally began to grow impatient.
"Can I look now?" he asked, hoping that he wouldn't happen to wait much longer. 'remind me that when Naruto wants to show me a surprise that I should probably try to explain to him ahead of time not to take a while to do it. Sheesh.' he thought, getting more and more annoyed by the second. He was usually good at waiting patiently, but as it was, he really didn't like waiting 20 minutes for something when he had to keep his eyes closed, it always made him feel a little to vonerable for his liking.
Smiling, Naruto removed his hands from over the brunet's eyes. "ok, you can look now." he said, watching for the reaction that he knew Sasuke would have.
Sasuke blinked slowly as he tried to adjust his eyes to the sudden light that the water was giving off. 'the water glows?' he though looking around at his surroundings, after several seconds of looking around the oasis, the brunet finally caught sight of the oddity that was standing right in front of him, or rather was growing out of a tree right in front of him.
Naruto watched as Sasuke's eyes went huge, knowing that the paler man must have just had one of the worst shocks of his life. He knew this because it was the same way he had felt when he had just seen Luster for the first time in his life. After all, it wasn't every day that you say a startlingly beautiful man with water for hair and a set of flouting wings growing out of a tree at the edge of an oasis, now was it?
Smiling, luster decided to shock the pale man a little more, just for a bit of fun. " Hello Sasuke, I am your father." (A/N: -is dieing- I just HAD to do that, HAHAHAHA! B/N: that was so WRONG! –throws totaro plushy and hits NaWa in the head-)
Naruto couldn't help but laugh at the wide eyed imitation of a fish that Sasuke was making with his mouth opening and closing. In fact, he laughed so much that he fell into the oasis itself, which splashed water into the face of one already startled Uchiha.
Luster broke out into an open laugh; it had been a long time since he had been given the chance to have a little fun. In fact, he hadn't had the chance to do something like this since he had first laid eyes upon the blond ninja himself more then a year ago.
"Sorry about that, but it's been so long since I've had the chance to actually have a bit of fun with someone. As you can imagine, not many people come into my oasis as it is an enchanted place that his protected by very powerful magic." Luster said after he managed to catch his breath. "I do know your father however; the dead and I communicate all the time. He said to tell you that he is very proud of you." he said, trying not to laugh at the look that was still on the brunets face.
Blinking slowly, Sasuke finally came out of his shock to scowl at the man-thing in front of him. "What do you mean you can talk to the dead? That's not possible!" he said, slowly getting angry that the creature before him had dared to talk about his parents.
Luster smiled down at the pale man before him not caring that he was angry as he thought of the anger in the teen as childish. "It's not imposable for me, it might be for humans though, but I am a creature that is not limited to the laws of man, I can speak to the dead, and I do whenever I feel that I have nothing better to do, it is just the way of things."
Sasuke narrowed his eyes at the fairy like man trying to decide if he was telling the truth or not.
After several minutes Naruto finally decided to step in, having been just sitting on the sidelines waiting to see what happens, or rather treading on the sidelines as it were.
"It's true, he really can, Tsunade Baa-chan said that she believes him, and I've heard some of the things that he's been told to tell me. You wouldn't believe some of the things that he's told me over the time that I've known him." he said, hoping that he could keep Sasuke from getting to annoyed with Luster over the topic of his dead relatives. Turning to Luster, he continued to speak. "and I've told you before that you really shouldn't do that. You know that some people have memories that they rather not be brought up with talk of the dead. Remember what happened when you did it to Tsunade? Do you really want something similar to happen? I swear I won't help you find a new tree next time!" he said, giving Luster his most serious look that he could muster.
Luster rolled his eyes at the statement, knowing full well that Naruto would to help, but all the same he decided not to push the subject of the dead.
All through out this conversation, Sasuke tried to process the information that the man before him could indeed speak to the dead, and that though raised quit a few questions in the brunets mind. 'Did my parents really tell him that they were proud of me? They couldn't have, not after what I've done. Not after that bastard…' shaking his head to rid his mind of the thoughts that he still had going through his mind, Sasuke looked up at the man before him.
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Several hours later, a rather pissed off Sasuke and a still blissfully happy Naruto left the little enchanted forest and headed for the little tree house that they were going to be staying in for the next two days along with Sakura, Kakashi, Kui, and old Lady Boba.
Sasuke growled in annoyance as they finally exited the very edge of the forest. He was annoyed because even though he now fully believed that Luster, the spirit of the Oasis, really could speak with the dead, he hadn't gotten any of the questions that he wanted to know answered. After asking the same few questions over and over again, Luster had finally told him that the souls of his parents thought that he needed to work on them himself because of how important they were. Apparently the spirits are not aloud to interfere with our world as much as some would hope.
Now while Sasuke was annoyed, Naruto couldn't have been happier. He had gotten to spend the whole day with Sasuke, and not once had the brunet yelled at him for acting stupid, or for being overly happy as was the usual reason he got yelled at by some of his friends. And, along with being able to spend the day with Sasuke, he also somehow managed to get the dark haired teen to open up to him more then he has ever done in the past. To him, it was truly a day for him to be happy about.
Sighing, Sasuke decided to just let his annoyance go, seeing as he was getting to spend the day with his Naruto. It wouldn't do to ruin it with being angry at some stupid sprit that refused to answer the questions that he wanted.
"Naruto! Where have you been? I wanted to have a talk with you so I waited in your room all night for you! And that friend of yours makes the strangest sounds while he sleeps! I could hear him moaning and making an awful racket all night!"
The two men froze as they heard the old woman speaking. Sasuke froze in embarrassment from the fact that the woman had heard him, and Naruto froze in horror because he knew instantly that the old witch knew exactly where he had been that night and was never going to leave him alone about it. He had just given her all she needed to torment him for the rest of his life, and he knew that she would take every chance that she could. It was her favorite thing to do.
Just then, while the two boys were both considering turning around and running back into the forest, Old lady Boba came striding up to them from the little tree house.
"And he left an awful mess in that room, there was all this strange goo all over the sheets. I swear that man must have something wrong with him if he has all that stuff coming out of him! By the way, how does your backside feel? I heard it could get rather sore when you exercise it to much." she said, giving them both an ironic smile to let them both know that she would neither let up on the teasing, nor would she ever forget about it either.
Sasuke blinked several times at the look that the woman was giving him and his blond love. 'why is she looking at us like that? It's almost as if she's teasing us… but if she's teasing us then that means-' Sasuke's eyes went huge at the realization of what it was exactly that the woman was doing. 'she's fucking knows! And she's teasing us about it! Shit!' he thought, staring in horror at the woman that stood before him.
Smiling even wider, old lady Boba spoke once more before turning around and striding into the little house. "Your not as stupid as you look." and with that she was gone.
Naruto and Sasuke blinked several time, trying to get over the shock that they both just had. Sighing, Sasuke took Naruto by the hand and dragged the still staring blond ninja toward the little tree house on the other side of the garden.
When the two teenaged ninja's entered the little house, they found Sakura and Kakashi already waiting for them at a little table with a large crystal ball the size of a basketball.
"Hey guys, we're all ready for ya. We set everything up, we're actually just waiting for Naruto to ask his questions." Sakura said, looking up at the two that stood in the doorway. She was smiling in a way that said she was slightly amused, which told the two boys one thing.
She knew.
Turning beat red, the two boys tried to look at anything but her. Finding there eyes landing on Kakashi at the same time, the two boys turned even redder after they saw the look on the white haired ninja's face.
It was clear that everyone in the room knew exactly what the boys had been up to the night before, and it was also clear that the only resin why there sensei wasn't saying anything about it to them was because Sakura had clearly already hit him rather hard on the head for try to do so before they even walked in. They both knew this because of the large lump that had appeared on the white haired mans head.
Sasuke took a deep breath before walking over to the table and sitting down, with Naruto following close behind. The four members of team Kakashi waited patently for several minutes before old witch Boba finally walked in and sat down across form Naruto.
"so tell me, what is the question that you have come to ask me child?" she said to the blond, knowing full well what he wanted to know, but deciding that she should ask anyways to be polite. It didn't do well to be rude.
Sigh, Naruto looked around the table before finally asking the question that needed to be asked. "Who's trying to kill me?" and with that, they looked into the orb.
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Nawa: so, are you happy? The story is finally moving along faster! Now I hope you people stop pestering me! (Actually I hope you continue)
Shini: Yes pester him all you want! I always enjoy help. So NaWa...why is it that you get to poof and I don't?
Nawa: because you have Gaara who doesn't poof, and I have Itachi who does.
Shini: OHHH!!! it all makes so much sense to me now. So oh great knowledgeable one...when can we get your next update?
Nawa: ... when I get at least 5 reviews on or when I get inspiration.
Shini: I see. Well then EVERYONE REVIEW OR GAARA AND I WILL COME AFTER YOU AND IT WON'T BE FUN!
Nawa: … -looks around- so where's Gaara at?
Shini: he's a bit -snicker- tied up at the moment -muffled noise-
Shini: NO means no!
Shini: you probably don't want to know
Nawa: i don't even want to know... -vanishes in a poof of smoke leaving behind only a large fluffy cat-
Cat: wrow? o.o
Nawa: -poofs back- sorry, about that -poofs away leaving ichi ichi paradise behind-
Shini: BUT...BUT...BUT I love cats!!! Wait that didn't sound right. - muffled yelling- FINE! you are impatient! See you guys next time and don't forget to review!