The plan had seemed foolproof. Then a big issue came up. Deidara didn't get moved to interrogation. On the last day of the month Sasuke and Naruto were frantically looking over their plans for this kind of emergency. They sprinted to the hospital and to Deidara's room. When they got there however, he wasn't there.

"'Suse me miss," Naruto said, grabbing the arm of a nurse. "Can you tell me where Deidara went?"

"The Akatsuki member? He got moved to interrogation this morning," the nurse said.

"Thanks!" Naruto yelled as he and Sasuke sprinted away. Sasuke went back to his house and Naruto went to see Ibiki. He quickly opened the door of the man's office and was met with a leaving man. He crashed right into the man's chest and almost rebounded off the solid mass.

"Ibiki!" Naruto said.

"Naruto? What are you doing here?" Ibiki asked. "Is it about Deidara?"

"As a matter of fact it is. I wanted to ask him something about his kinjutsu," Naruto said. "Could I see him?"

"Sure," Ibiki said. He led Naruto down a very long flight of stairs, all of which were wet and barely visible because of the bad lighting. Did prisons have to be dimly lit and at the bottom of a long flight of stairs? Naruto wondered.

"Here we go," Ibiki said, opening a heavy steel door that was guarded by two ANBU, both who looked board out of their minds despite the fact that both were wearing masks. Naruto went in and was met with the oh so cheerful sight of a jail cell. Deidara sat on a bench inside. He looked up at the sound of Naruto entering.

"What do you want?" he asked.

"I wanted to ask you something about your kinjutsu..." Naruto said, but he was rudely interrupted.

"Don't you and your stupid village already know about it? Don't treat me like a lab rat you blonde haired freak!"

"Shut up! You're the one of looks like a girl!" Naruto yelled.

"Says the boy with whiskers!"

"You can only be happy when something blows up! At least I know what love is!"

"You also know what rejection is!"

"At least I can look at someone in this world and say that I love them! The only things you love are those stupid clay birds!"

"You didn't just insult my art..."

Outside...

"What on earth possessed me to let two hot tempered blondes even see each other, let alone talk?" Ibiki muttered.

"I was wondering that as well," one of the ANBU members said (who we shall call w).

"There was defiantly something wrong with you," the other ANBU member said (this one is called v).

"You two aren't helping..." Ibiki muttered.

"Want us to go and stop them?" w asked.

"IT'S A HABIT TO SAY "UN"!" Deidara shouted.

"Please," Ibiki whispered.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHRIMP SO SMALL WHEN HE GOES TO THE BEACH HE SINKS INTO THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE'S SO MICROSCOPIC HE CAN BREATHE OXYGEN OUT OF PURE WATER!" Naruto screamed.

"Good luck w," v said.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TRANSSEXUAL?" Deidara bellowed.

"No I'm having second thoughts," w said.

A Naruto who defiantly wasn't in a good mood suddenly stormed out of the room.

"Thank you for letting me see the FEMALE!" Naruto yelled.

"Shut up MIDGET!" Deidara screamed. Ibiki calmly shut the door then joined w and v in the corner of the room.

Naruto mentally laughed as he walked down the street to Sasuke's house. Because of all the shouting he had gotten a sore throat but no one should have heard the exchange of the paper bomb or the hiding of it. Nor had anyone seen Deidara read the new instructions and memorise them whist he had ranted like Edward Elric. He walked in without knocking and found Sasuke with three admittedly small bags, which were packed with food and drink, along with maps and weapons. The plan was to take the bags and hide them in a place in directly by the boarder of the Fire Country. Once they had done that, they would come back and Deidara would blow the wall away, and both him and Sasuke would be knocked out, and then Deidara would run as fast as he possibly could to the boarder, preferably losing anyone who pursued them on the way.

"What exactly are we going to do Pein?"

"I don't know Kisame I just don't know," Pein said. "We've already lost Sasori and Itachi, if Konoha has Deidara on their side it would be difficult to get to him and either kill him or take him away from that place. Even if they didn't have him on their side it would be difficult to get to Deidara."

"How about we check what might have made him leave?" Kakuzu said.

"We did, and the only thing of interest that we found was that scroll that was sealed up remember? Konan and Madara are attempting to unseal it but haven't gotten anywhere," Pein said. He was tired. So terribly tired. He just wanted to go to sleep and find out it was all a dream. Sasori dying, Itachi dying, Deidara leaving.

Deidara leaving.

Why did that sound so wrong? It was the truth and it just sounded wrong.

Why couldn't everyone just stop fighting?

I got the shrimp line that Naruto yells off FullMetal Alchemist. You can hear it here: .com/watch?v=MB9ojqGjoHQ

I have no idea if I'll update again today. I might, I might not. I just suddenly get how I'm going to write this story now.