Ye gods and little fishes! Another chapter!

Here it is folks. Thanks ever so for all the reviews, it inspired me and much fevered writing later here we are!

And yes. It's time for the big reveal as to who the mysterious ex-patriot Voirrey referred to is. AND a sex scene.

My first ever sex scene too. So read and review so i know if it's OK.

Hovers anxiously

Chapter 10

Sirius Black could have quite happily gone through life NOT knowing what it felt like to fall into a giant version of one of those blender things he had seen Muggles use.

Actually he felt, after he had been thrown in, he had grabbed onto the blades in a bid for self preservation. The resultant spinning causing his stomach to liquefy and splash up through his brain.

More or less.

He blinked rapidly as he lurched to his feet. It soothed his pride somewhat to note that Malfoy Senior and Junior didn't look much better than he felt. The usually immaculate wizards were both looking decidedly ruffled. Harry on the other hand was already up and standing next to his Aunt. Neither of them looked any the worse for wear.

They were both standing in front of Sirius and the Malfoys facing the two strangers in the room. Voirrey had her hands on her hips and appeared to be berating the pair of girls. Harry was bouncing on the balls of his feet, his head swivelling back and forth as if he was at a Quidditch match.

The elder of the girls was a lush brunette in leather trousers who, judging by her smirk, found the whole thing hilarious. The young girl who was the focus of Voirrey's ire was also a brunette. But with huge blue eyes and delicate features that reminded Sirius of a china doll.

"Dawn Marie Summers! You had better have a good explanation for this!" Voirrey yelled.

"I do! i-"

"Not only have i told you, MORE THAN ONCE, that i hate travelling that way."

"I know but-"

"But you opened a portal without the first clue about where i was or who i was with."

"Yeah-"

"And now here we are with not one, not two but THREE members of the Wizarding world. In our living room! Do you have any idea how badly this could have gone? We're lucky i was with people i can trust not to kill us all on sight!"

"It was an EMERGANCY!!" The girl, Dawn, yelled. Finally getting a whole sentence out when Voirrey paused to breathe. "OK. SoItotallyknowthiswasn'tagreatideabutweneededyouherelikeyesterdayBuffyknowsaboutSpikeandXandergivingitthewholeHomoEroticismYAYtourof2008andthati'vebeenpractisingmagicandshe'sgonecompletelyinsane!"

"Was that even English?" Draco murmured incredulously at the stream of words that had erupted from the girls mouth.

"Little D's right V." The other brunette interjected. Faith, Sirius assumed. "B's acting worse than she did before Sunnydale went all sub-subterranean."

"Xander and Spike are together? Since when?"

"About two days after Xander came here after Africa." Dawn replied speaking in a more human rate.

"Bugger! I owe Giles a fiver." Voirrey grumbled before re-focusing. "How the hell did Buffy find out? Last I heard she stayed out of Angel's territory."

"Yeah, well. Apparently she came to see me. But she just showed up unannounced and we were in the middle of a case... Actually, me, Angel and Faith were in the middle of a case. Spike was in the middle of Xander, or trying to be."

"Oh Merlin's sagging scrote!" Voirrey exclaimed covering her eyes with her hands. "Tell me she didn't!"

"Sorry V." Faith chuckled. "B was pretty mad after seeing Boy Toy and Fang Ii making the beast with two backs. Then she walks in on Little D casting a banishment spell on the latest demon of the week. Girl's been on the warpath ever since."

"Oh, Fabby!" Voirrey growled. "So what do you want me to do about it? Me and Slutty aren't exactly on the best of terms and I've got my own family crises going on at the moment."

"I thought your family were all dead." Dawn said wrinkling her nose in confusion. "Voirrey... Who are these guys anyway?"

"Dawn. Faith. Meet my nephew Harry." Voirrey announced throwing an arm around the teenage boy-who-lived's shoulders.

"NO WAY!" Dawn squealed. "That's so cool! I'm practically cousins with a real wizard!"

"Um...Hi?" Harry said, eyeing the bouncing girl warily.

"Relax H." Faith grinned at the boy. "With the Scoobies family's what you make it. And Voirrey practically adopted Dawn years ago. Along with practically everyone else she's met in the US."

Voirrey raised two fingers in Faiths direction. "Blow it out your ear, F."

"Hey." Faith raised her hands in a don't blame me gesture. "Half the Scourge of Europe don't call me Mom!"

"It's not like that! Spike does it to piss off Angel. And Drusilla calls me Mummy because she's demented!"

"Whatever!" Dawn rolled her eyes in dismissal of the old argument. "Who is mini-Spike! And you know you had better introduce the salty goodness you brought with you. I don't think they're the types to take being called 'The Hotness' and 'Nummy Knickers' very well."

"Draco, Lucius and Sirius. Come meet Dawn and Faith!"

IrnBruOrDeath

An irate Slayer was no man's friend.

Neither Spike nor Xander were stupid men.

Which was why, as soon as they had caught the manic glint in Buffy's eyes, they had purloined one of the empty rooms of the Hyperion. Neither ashamed to admit they were hiding from the furious bottle blonde. Both the Vampire and his human had healthy survival instincts. They also had healthy libidos and had been taking near constant advantage of the massive silk sheet covered bed since they had sequestered themselves away.

Currently, Spike was as close to heaven as a demon like him was ever likely to get. Buried balls deep in his boy's arse. Xander's long body was spread beneath him ion quivering abandon. Spike had one hand on the man's hip and the other wrapped in his hair. Spike growled, demon face coming to the fore as he licked a scorching stripe up Xander's throat.

"Oh-oh-ho Guh-Odddd!!" Xander wailed pushing back into the punishing thrusts of his lover. "Please Spike. Need to cum!"

"Do ya Luv? Want ta cum?" Spike growled against the racing pulse point. "Hmm. Not enough to be spread out under a demon. My cock filling your arse again"-thrust-"and again"-thrust-"and again!"

"N-n—O! Need More Spike. Please!"

"That's my pretty boy. My pet. I know what you want. I know what you need. But you're gonna have ta ask me Luv. Gonna have ta tell me. The Demon whose cock you're so hot for. What do you want baby? Beg for it!"

"You-y-you... I(pant) need... Fuck Spike! Bite me Goddamnit!"

Spike grinned in triumph. Thrusting harder and deeper. Xander trembled and keened beneath him as his prostrate was repeatedly abraded by his lovers relentless thrusting cock.

"Well Luv. Seeing as you beg so pretty-like." And with that he lunged forward.

Xander screamed his orgasm as needle sharp fangs plunged into his neck. Spike thrust once, twice more as he guzzled down the passion spiced blood. Throwing back his head, he roared his completion.

Gods Below! His boy was the sweetest fuck he had had in all his years. He thought dazedly as he collapsed over his contented pets back. He was gasping for unneeded air as he rolled them to their sides and wrapped his arms round the boy.

"Spike?" Xander murmured breathily.

"Yes, Luv?"

"is the door open?"

"Yup."

"And is someone standing in it?"

"Uh-huh."

"And is that someone Voirrey?"

"Yes, Luv."

"And she's been there how long?"

"Long enough for a Real education." Voirrey announced fanning herself with her hand. "now that you guy have given me fuel for my vibrator sessions to last me years, perhaps you'd be kind enough to join the rest of us down stairs? Don't feel you have to dress on my account!"

And with a lascivious wink she disappeared from the doorway. Xander groaned in mortification and buried his head under the pillow he had just been biting.

Spike merely smirked and lit his cigarette. The boy got embarrassed over the most ridiculous things!

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"OK people!" Voirrey yelled to get the varied groups attention. Harry and Draco were standing with Dawn. Not so subtly pumping the girl for information on Voirrey. Sirius had finally met his match in Faith, and had retreated from the Bostonian Slayer's lecherous barrage. He had been in quiet conversation with the Xander boy and his Vampire.

Lucius was keeping a careful eye on everyone. Especially the dark haired man who had entered the Hotel when Voirrey had been upstairs retreaving the two lovers. There was something about Mr. Wesley Wyndham-Price that irked Lucius. He had the oddest feeling that he knew the man, despite his certainty that he had never clapped eyes on the man before in his life.

"PEOPLE!" Voirrey yelled louder when her first attempt had no effect. "I have a solution to our problem."

Lucius repressed a sigh as he saw the look in Voirrey's eyes. It was the same look she had sported the last time she had visited Hogwarts. She had told him she had a plan then too. And that had ended up involving a sign at the base of Gryffindor Tower commanding the reader to 'Look up!'. A cackling Voirrey hanging off the Tower roof. And several irate young witches and wizards.

They had never found out how she had gotten up there. Never mind the sixty custard cream pies. When questioned all she would say was: " It's the look of dawning comprehension I live for!"

"Yeah? And what's that?" Dawns voice asked pulling Lucius from his memories.

"Xander, Spike and Dawn are coming to England with me!£"

Lucius sighed in resignation as the room descended into chaos. Everyone voicing their opinion/objection at once. Until Wesley's voice cut through the rabble.

"Now see here, Voirrey! I hardly think that her sister disappearing off t5o England is going to calm Miss Summers down!"

The room went quiet as Voirrey's eyes narrowed and she strode across the room to Wesley. Invading the Watcher's personal space and standing nose to nose with him.

"And do you really think I care what you say? You really think I would listen to you after you neglected to inform me of my nephews existence?"

"T-th-that wasn't for me to tell!" Wesley stammered going pale.

"No? A secret was it? Like you're use of a time-turner? Like you spying on the council for the Ministry? Like your real name?"

"Voirrey...Don't." Wesley begged. "I'm sorry. But they made me take an unbreakable vow!"

"You should have found a way! PERCY WEASLEY!!"

And there you have it! Complete with cliffy. Which apparently is endemic to my fics. Could it be I'm becoming predictable?

Horrors!

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