A/N: This chapter takes place several weeks in between 'Welcome to Beacon' and 'A Minor Hiccup'. Enjoy.
Beacon: One Week Later
The Eds continued on with their daily routines throughout the time they were spending in this dimension. Eddy would continue to study with Weiss, Ed would have fun and spar with Yang, and Double D and Blake would have their reading hour. On this day Eddy would be in his combat class. Unfortunately neither Ed or Double D came to this class at the same period as him. The only two people that came to this class at as the same period as him, and they were Jaune Arc and Weiss Schnee. Eddy has never really been in a real fight before, the one time he fought the Beowolves and other Grimm during the initiation test was nothing but luck. Eddy was lucky enough to never be picked once for a sparring match. Either because he was never picked or when he was picked he would find some sort of excuse for why he just couldn't fight that day. He thought how lucky he was that GoodWitch was some how still buying all his excuses and not suspecting him of anything yet. He was also lucky that he wasn't fighting any of the other students, even with kids who look like they know absolutely nothing about fighting, they actually turn out to be incredibly fast, agile, strong, and skilled. Like everyone in Team CRDL or the rabbit Faunus Velvet Scarlatina for example.
Eddy along with everyone else in his class were watching two students battle. That was until the battle ended and the match was over. But there was still time for one more sparring match between two students. GoodWitch looked through her scroll as she marked down who won, who lost, and who already went. As she scrolled through the students she came across Eddy, who was WAY overdue for a sparring match.
"Eddy." Said GoodWitch in her echoing voice. This instantally caught Eddy's attention and had everyone turn their heads to look at the scam artist.
"Umm... Me?" Asked Eddy.
"Yes you. Is there another Eddy in this room? Your up next." Said GoodWitch.
"Well umm... Actually I have a bit of a headache so-"
"Over the last two weeks of this class you've had three headaches, five stomachaches, two twisted ankles, and a nosebleed. I believe you are well enough to spar today. Please step into the ring." Said GoodWitch. Eddy was about to yet again protest but, he knew that this time she wouldn't take any more excuses. Eddy quietly stood up and walked down to the sparring ring.
"Alright, we need one more volunteer to face off against Eddy. Anyone?" Asked GoodWitch, nobody raised their hand. Eddy wasn't really the only one who didn't like sparring. It seemed that nobody wanted to fight. Eddy was about to sigh in relief but one hand popped up.
"Yes Cardin Winchester. You wish to battle Eddy?" Asked GoodWitch.
"Yes Ms. GoodWitch, I'd like to spar with Eddy." Said Cardin with a malevolent smile on his face.
"Okay then Mr. Winchester, please stand on the opposite side of the ring from Eddy." Said GoodWitch.
'Oh you have got to be kidding me. Hope he's not still mad about what happened to his Dorm.' Thought Eddy fearfully.
As Cardin made it to the opposite side of the ring both Eddy and Cardin stood in their spots until they were given the go to fight after being told about the rules. After GoodWitch explained the rules Eddy and Cardin both pulled out their weaponry. GoodWitch asked if they understood all the rules as both Eddy and Cardin nodded their heads. GoodWitch told them to begin.
All that could've been said afterwards is that during the battle Eddy's screams and groans of pain could've been heard as many of the class mates covered their eyes while others looked on in horror. The rest of Team CRDL were cheering their leader on, and Weiss has a completely disconnected look on her face as she looked on to the fight. It seems Team CRDL were still upset about the room. The fight barely lasted another minute as it was ended by GoodWitch. As the battle was ended GoodWitch explained what mistakes Eddy made in the battle and how he was defeated. Basically his aura was ravaged. As the battle aftermath came to a close the bell went off, alerting the kids that the class was over. As everyone left the class Eddy was still in pain on the ground still recovering from Cardin's attacks while Cardin and rest of his Team laughed as they walked off. Weiss was the only one who stayed behind glaring at Team CRDL as they left.
Weiss walked into the ring and looked down at the beat up scam artist.
"Looks like you lost." Said Weiss. Eddy started to pick himself back up.
"You know if your trying to make me feel better about what happened your doing a good job." Said Eddy.
"You were completely out of balance."
"Doing a real good job."
"You left yourself open for all attacks."
"Yeah okay-"
"You didn't even try to fight back. It was like you wanted him to defeat you-"
"OKAY WEISS I GET IT! I WAS BEATEN! AND I SUCK AT FIGHTING!" Snapped Eddy.
"Back during the initiation test, you fought off those Beowolves no problem and you lunged into battle. Why didn't you do the same thing here?" Asked Weiss.
"I don't know! I guess- I guess its because I was fighting a monster instead of a person." Said Eddy.
"Well, it looks like I'm going to have to train you how to fight too." Said Weiss as she walked passed the injured Eddy.
"Come on get up, and get into your fighting position." Said Weiss pulling out her weapon and standing on the opposite side of the ring.
"Wait... You want to fight?" Asked Eddy brushing himself off.
"Duh!"
"No way! I'm still sore from that last fight!"
Before Eddy could react Weiss swiped Eddy's feet from under him, causing him to fall down.
"What the heck was that for!?" Asked Eddy picking himself up yet again.
"Your stance was pathetic! Here you need to have a strong stance like this so you won't be knocked over so easily." Said Weiss demonstrating with a strong stance of her own.
"*Sigh* Fine." Said Eddy trying to get into a powerful stance.
"No! *Sigh* Here let me-" Said Weiss getting behind Eddy.
"What the-!? What are you doing?!" Yelled Eddy blushing as Weiss got very close to him behind him, trying to manipulate his arms and legs into the correct stance with her own.
"Trying to help you! Now if you just swallow your pride and let me help you we can get you in the correct stance!" Said Weiss finally getting Eddy to stand in the correct stance.
"Okay, this looks good." Said Weiss as she let go of Eddy and walked in front of him. She tried to knock his feet out from under him again but this time Eddy's stance protected him from falling. Causing Eddy to smile.
"Hey look! I did it!" Said Eddy.
"Excellent job Eddy. Now lets continue on proper battle formation and fighting style." Said Weiss as she pulled out her Myrtenaster and continued to teach Eddy.
Weiss and Eddy continued with battle training. Even though Weiss' battle style is very recognizable with fencing she knew other sword techniques that could fit Eddy much better. So Weiss decided to teach Eddy a sword fighting technique that is equivalent to the European sword fighting technique from Earth. With a lot of strong stances, holding the handle of the blade with two hands, being on the defensive, powerful and decisive strikes, and several other attributes to European sword fighting techniques. Not to mention that Weiss also taught Eddy about more resourceful and useful ways to use Dust to give him an edge in battle. Eddy actually enjoyed this a lot more then just sitting in the library studying with Weiss having absolutely NO conversations or activity besides reading. This was nice. About 40 more minutes passed until the bell went off.
(BEEEEEEEEEP)
"Looks like the bell went off, seems like we should finish our training session on a separate date." Said Weiss putting Myrtenaster away.
"Yeah... It looks that way." Said Eddy putting his own weapon away. As Weiss was walking over to the exit Eddy spoke up.
"Hey Weiss!"
"Yeah Eddy?" Asked Weiss stopping and turning her head to look at Eddy.
"Thanks for... Teaching me and stuff..." Said Eddy trailing off and rubbing the back of his head a little embarrassed. Weiss let out a small smile as she said.
"No problem Eddy, come 'on. We can't be late for class." Said Weiss as she continued walking with Eddy following along.
Workout Room:
In the workout room a few students were lifting weights and working out. Notable ones consisted of Ed, Yang, Ruby, Pyrrah, Ren, Nora, and Jaune (who was forced to go by Pyrrah). Each one of them were working on their own machines. Such as Nora working on a pull down machine lifting over 800 pounds, and Jaune working on a different pull machine... Barely lifting 10 pounds. While Ed was casually lifting 500 pound dumbbells in each hand while Yang was laying flat on the bench press lifting 800 pounds.
"Hey Ed, that's not bad. Lifting 500 pounds in each hand with no problem... Not bad. But I can do better." Said Yang challenging Ed yet again. Everyone in the room stopped working out growing concerned and scared faces thinking about the last time Yang challenged Ed.
"Oh really? Well lets see how much you can lift." Said Ed dropping the two individual 500 pound weights he had in his hands implanting themselves into the ground.
"Okay, Ruby change the weights on my barbell to osmium!" Said Yang.
"Wait Yang! Do you have any idea how heavy that stuff is!? Two cubic feet of that stuff weights 3400 pounds!" Said Ruby.
"It's fine little sis! I've carried a lot more then that! now come on and change my weights!" Said Yang as Ruby complied. But Osmium being some of the densist material on Remnant she needed help from Nora, Ren, Pyrrah, and Jaune just to lift one weight. After the group successfully loaded up Yangs barbell, she successfully lifted it! She was actually struggling because what she was lifting was equivalent to 42 tons!
"Ha! Beat that Ed!" Said Yang. Right after she said that she felt something lift up the bench press she was laying on being lifted off the ground, and brought back down, and lifted back up again.
"Good job Yang!" Said Ed lifting the bench press, Yang, and the 42 ton barbell ALL TOHETHER without a sweat from underneath the bench press.
"Haha! You got me again big guy!" Said Yang throwing the barbell back landing on the ground with a loud (THUD!).
After the group cleaned up the mess they decided they were done as they headed back to their dorms since all classes for the day was over. Ed and Yang were the last ones to leave, walking out of the workout room and whipping the sweat off of them using towels.
"Hey Yang, do you wanna go out and do something later?" Asked Ed whipping the sweat off of him brow.
"Ed, are you asking me out on a DATE?" Asked Yang.
"Oh! I um- Ummmm-"
"I'm just joking big guy! Of curse I'd like to something with you later. What do you have in mind?" Asked Yang.
"Oh well, whatever you want." Said Ed.
"I know the PERFECT place we could go!" Said Yang.
"Okay then! What time?" Asked Ed.
"How about 7:00 tomorrow night? I can't do it tonight." Said Yang.
"Sure thing!" Said Ed.
"Well... I gotta get going! See ya later Ed!" Said Yang walking off, as Ed believed he also saw Yang wink at him.
"See ya!" Said Ed walking the other way.
Team EEE Dorm Room:
After all classes ended for the day Ed Edd n Eddy all returned to their Dorm Room, really just hanging out in the living room. Double D was studying for class and Ed and Eddy were sitting down on the couch watching the idiot box bored.
"Hey Double D! Anything on the agenda for today?" Asked Eddy.
"Nothing Eddy. But if I might make a suggestion I would say that you should study for you classes." Said Double D still studying.
"Ugh! Nevermind! I rather sit in front of the TV with Ed watching mo-mo-... Movies! That's it!" Said Eddy perking up.
"Oh good lord, what is it now Eddy?" Asked Double D cautiously.
"Just think of this Double D! We make our own movie about Remnant! Just like what we did when we made that home movie for my brother! We make the video! Sell the sucker for some big bucks back in our world of a documentary of an ALIEN WORLD! Then we'll be swimming in mullah!" Said Eddy.
"... Oh alright! Its better then your last plan. But your forgetting-" Double D was cut off.
"Double D! You'll be the camera man like last time!" Said Eddy.
"But Eddy we don't have-"
"I'll be executive producer, executive director, and most importantly, the star!" Said Eddy as Ed started to dig in the sofa cushions for something.
"Ed can be... Ed! And we'll show the folks back on Earth what the average day in Remnant is like! Plus we'll also have the residential group that lives here, RWBY, the team not Ruby herself. Doesn't that get a little confusing after a while? Anyway Team RWBY guides us through Remnant, make it look good for the camera, and then BOOM!" Said Eddy excitedly.
"You're forgetting something Eddy! We need a-"
"Camera, static free!" Said Ed tossing a Camera over to Double D.
"Why do you keep a camera in the sofa, Ed?" Asked Double D.
"What?"
"There you have it!" Said Eddy.
"Well we DO have a camera." Said Double D holding up a camera.
"Great! Lets go get Team RWBY and then the next stop will be Vale!" Said Eddy walking towards the door along with Ed.
"Ed do you have a manual for this somewhere?" Asked Double D trying to work the camera.
"Somewhere."
City of Vale:
Both Team RWBY and Team EEE were walking down the streets of Vale with Double D holding the camera in front of him.
"This is ridiculous!" Commented Weiss.
"Oh come on Weiss! All they want is our help to make a movie! Doesn't that sound fun?" Asked Yang.
"Ugh! This is just so childish!" Said Weiss.
"Come on Weiss! Just think about it. When the Ed's make this movie and bring it back to their alien world the inhabitants there will make our images famous! We'll be like celebrities there! They'll put our images on T-shirts! Make cartoons out of us! Have entire conventions dedicated to us! Fans dressing up as us! They'll make toys out of us! And even make an anime about us too!" Said Ruby.
"Yeah right, an anime. I really drought that Ruby." Said Blake reading her book as they were walking.
"Now that you make it sound like that..." Said Weiss.
"Okay this spot looks good! Double D, get the camera ready." Said Eddy as Double D set up the camera and aimed it towards Eddy.
"Umm... We rolling?" Asked Eddy.
"Action!" Whispered Double D.
"Hello there people of Earth! Its me! the genius billionaire playboy philanthropist Eddy! I know you might be wondering where I am, I'm on the alien world known as Remnant! Me and my two side kicks got here after I created a portal whatamajiger machine bringing me and my two side kicks here as well." Said Eddy totally fabricating everything.
"What does playboy mean?" Asked Ruby leaning over to Blake. Blake just shrugged her shoulders.
"And ya know what-" Before Eddy could finish the camera changed positions.
"Now?" Asked Eddy.
"Action!"
"And ya know what? I befriended some of the locals here! Let me introduce, TEAM RWBY!" Said Eddy jumping over to the side signaling Team RWBY to make it into frame. Ruby jumped in and said while pumping her hands into the air.
"What is good in the hood?" Eddy face palmed himself as both Weiss and Blake walked into frame. Yang was nowhere to be seen.
"Umm... Yang?" Asked Double D. Suddenly Yang jumped into as she said picture.
"Did somebody say Yang?!" Said Yang jumping into the frame with jazz hands.
"*Ahem!* Can you girls kindly tell the people of Earth your names and interests?" Asked Double D.
"Well... My name is-" Began Ruby, but was interrupted by Yang.
"Why would I wanna to that when I've prepared this GREAT song and dance number? And a one! And a two-!"
"Stop stealing the show! Quiet down and let everyone else speak!" Yelled Ruby at her sister.
"This is my one chance to show my awesome singing voice to an alien world! Get off my back!" Yang yelled back, with both Weiss and Blake rolling their eyes.
"Boy Yang! You did a great job!" Said Ed shaking a rattle over everyone's head.
"What the- Where did you even get-" Eddy quickly snatched the rattle from Ed and hid it behind his back.
"Umm... Hey Ed! Tell the people of Earth how popular I am here!" Said Eddy tossing the rattle away with the camera following the flying rattle.
"I forget."
(SMACK!) "Who just threw that?!" Yelled a very angry Coco Adel turning around from her group Team CAVY.
The camera turned to static as the next shot showed Ed and Eddy running away along with Double D who's holding the camera from Coco who's chacing them with her minigun screaming.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR MESSING UP MY HAIR!" Along with Velvet and the rest of Team RWBY trying to calm her down.
"RUN AWAY!" Screamed the Ed's in unison.
The camera turned to static once again as it got a clear image off Eddy, Ed, Ruby, Weiss, and Yang were walking along the street with Blake and Double D who were behind the camera. She doesn't really like the lime light.
"-And that was the entire history of my family and the history of Remnant." Said Weiss finishing up her informative story.
"Geez Weiss! Could that story be any longer!?" Yelled Eddy both bored and annoyed.
"Your lucky, she was actually telling you the abridged version." Said Ruby.
"Oh! Should I tell that too-"
"NO!" Yelled everyone.
"So anyway, this world isn't too different from our own, did I forget to tell you? They made me king here!" Said Eddy smirking with the girls rolling their eyes yet again.
"Right Ed?" Asked Eddy.
"Hi Cardin!" Said Ed completely ignoring Eddy and referring to Team CRDL walking on the other side of the street. Eddy stopped in his tracks as he looked over at the group of bullies.
"Ya see those losers? Their the neighborhood bullies, and whenever their picking on someone weaker then them I usually have to smack them around just to show them who's boss. " Said Eddy leaning up against a fire hydrant and completely unaware that Team CRDL was standing right behind him.
"Umm... Eddy, you might wanna lock behind ya." Said Yang as Eddy turned around to see the angry looks of Team CRDL, giving a nervous smile.
"Losers huh? Hey nerd ya getting this?" Asked Cardin as he gave Eddy a wedgie and hooked the end of it to the back of a parked truck that was taking off. Cardin and his Team were smirking as RWBY and Double D were giving cringey looks.
"Haha! He collects underwear because I'm constantly destroying his own by giving him atomic wedgies pretty lame huh guys-?" Eddy slipped from the fire hydrant he was holding on to as the camera turned to static once more. When the camera snapped back it showed Eddy screaming in pain as he was being dragged against the asphalt by his underwear until it broke, leaving Eddy laying on the middle of the road. Team CRDL laughed as they walked away.
"Look at him bounce people of Earth!" Said Ed looking into the camera and pointing at Eddy.
"Eddy! Are you alright?" Asked Ruby as everyone ran over to Eddy laying down face first in pain.
"Boy Eddy! You deserve a shake for that!" Said Ed shaking the rattle over Eddy's head. Eddy snatched the rattle away from Ed and tried to crush it by jumping on it. Only to have the rattle skid away with Ed running after it and Eddy falling flat on his back.
"Wow, REAL good job Eddy! Does acting like a fool in our world resemble 'acting cool' back in your world?" Said Weiss with Eddy turning his head to face her, giving her an angry look.
The camera turned to static once again. When the camera cut out with the static yet again it showed Team RWBY with their weapons out and Eddy standing in the woods with his back to the camera.
"No backs to the camera its rude you know!" Said Double D holding the camera.
"Shut up and roll!" Said Eddy as he turned around to face the camera.
"You guys see this somber place? Its called the Emerald Forest where monsters called Grimm live and attack innocent people. But with the help of Team RWBY over here me and my sidekicks managed to-" Eddy was cut off.
"EDDY! This is NOT a safe place to film!" Yelled Ruby.
"You should probably listen to Ruby Eddy." Said Blake.
"Don't ruin the mood guys! We can handle a few Grimm if they come our way! We're totally fine!" Said Eddy was he kept walking. Ed looks around scared holding his rattle in front of him like a shield.
"Umm... Yeah! We're not afraid of this stupid forest! In fact the monsters here are afraid of US! Because the last time we fought them they ran away with their literal tails between their legs!" Said Eddy.
"In fact thanks to little red over there, me and my boys got new weapons like this awesome Swordfish!" Said Eddy pulling out his weapon. "I know he doesn't look like much but he's a deadly killer!" Said Eddy demonstrating how cool his weapon is by swinging it around.
"Whenever I pull him out the Grimm run for the hills in fact-" Double D changed positions before Eddy could finish.
"Why are you doing that?!" Asked Eddy out of anger.
"I'm just trying to create dynamics Eddy!" Whispered Double D.
"Don't get hardy on me Double D!" Yelled Eddy as the bush he was standing in front of started to glow with red eyes.
"WHAT IS IT NOW!?" Asked Eddy annoyed looking at everyone's scared faces.
"Umm... Eddy..." Started off Weiss.
"What?! What is it?!" Asked Eddy again annoyed.
"GR-GR-GR- GRIMM!" Yelled Double D as the creature behind Eddy let out a vicious growl. Before Eddy could react a huge Ursa stuffed Eddy halfway into its mouth and tried to eat him. But luckily Ed and Double D grabbed his legs and pulled while the girls started to attack the Ursa.
"I gotta Eddy!" Yelled Ed.
"Pull Ed!" Screamed Double D as Ruby successfully shot the Ursa in the head killing it letting Eddy go. But before even a millisecond could pass by a whole legion of different Grimm appeared out of nowhere. Everyone reacted accordingly.
"RUN AWAY!" Screamed the Eds as them and the girls ran away. Double D tucks the camera under his arm so he can run better getting a shot of the Grimm chasing after them.
"HELP ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The camera cut to static yet again as it cut back to a room with Eddy, Ed and the rest of Team RWBY standing there.
"Hey there people of Earth, it's your favorite explorer yet again Eddy! Where am I? Nowhere special just the school of Beacon where people go to learn how to fight monsters!" Said Eddy.
"And you know what, I'm quite the popular guy here! Just look around!" Said Eddy as the camera panned around to show mannequins dressed up in very stylized clothes being hung around in hidden rope.
"This is a new low." Said Weiss quietly face palming herself.
"But that's not all! They also want my autograph the second they come in contact with me. OH! Would you look at that? Cardin over here wants my autograph!" Eddy walks up to a male mannequin dressed up as Cardin as Eddy signed his name on his shirt.
"Sweet Eddy! You're awesome dude!" Said Eddy mimicking Cardin's voice.
"Look at that! It's the residential hyperactive girl of the school Nora Valkyrie!" Eddy wrote his name on the mannequin's forehead as he shoved the maniquin dressed up as Nora Valkyrie away.
"You know... I wonder why we couldn't get the REAL Nora." Commented Yang. Right after Yang said this the door slammed open with Coco Adel standing there looking very angry starring at Eddy and walking over to him.
"*Pssss!* Eddy! Coco!" Whispered Ruby.
"What? Coco? Did I forget her? There you go!" Said Eddy as he wrote on the REAL Coco Adel's face, afterwards she stood there in shock that he actually drew on her face.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? YOU DREW ON MY FACE AND YOU STOLE ALL MY DESIGNER CLOTHES FOR YOUR STUPID MANIQUINS FOR WHATEVER YOUR DOING HERE!?" Yelled Coco as he grabbed a maniquin showing that all of the clothes the maniquins were wearing were Coco's. She then turned her attention to the camera Double D was holding as she asked.
"Are you filming my reaction to put on the web later on for your own personal amusement?!" Yelled Coco.
"Of corse not Coco, what gave you that impression?" Asked Double D.
"Okay Coco, how about we all relax and-" Blake wasn't able to finish.
"Okay, I'm just going to BEAT YOU TO DEATH NOW! PEPARE TO DIE!" Yelled Coco.
"Wait! We can work this out-" Eddy wasn't able to finish as Coco threw Eddy against the wall.
"GIVE ME BACK MY DESIGNER CLOTHES!" Yelled Coco as Ed picked himself up and began to run along with Eddy. Throughout the chaos Double D was knocked down onto the ground with the camera landing on it's side facing Double D. In the background Coco was chasing Ed and Eddy with Team RWBY chasing after Coco trying to calm her down and hold her back.
"I think the people of Earth know what Remenent is like now Eddy." Said Double D looking into the camera as it was about to die.
(CRACK!) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!-"
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