A/N: So, Umi's oneshot. They will not be alone in a dark and quiet place. Or will they? Jeez, Umi is kind of a weird pervert huh? But I guess that's why I love her so much. Not that I love her more than the other girls or anything… Rin still best girl! Anyways! On to the oneshot!

"So what did you think of that?" Umi panted a little after showing me the choreograph she'd come up with so far for Muse's latest song.

"It feels right with the lyrics and music." I had no idea how to offer constructive feedback for a choreograph. But it looked and felt nice…

"Really? I feel like something is off though…" Umi scratched her chin in thought.

"Well, er, I don't really feel like something is off, but you are the expert…" What with having experience with dance and all…

"Hmm… Well I guess I'll review it some more when I get home I guess. Thanks for helping look at the choreograph, Ijiu!" Umi smile warmly.

"Don't sweat it…" I chuckled softly… I didn't do anything at all though…

"I-Ijiu!" Umi suddenly blurted my name.

"Yeah? What's wrong?" I quickly turned to face Umi.

"It's, er, it's… Nothing…" Umi suddenly became really meek and quiet.

"Uh… Okay? Wanna grab something to eat?" I'm pretty sure she was hungry right now.

"T-together?" Umi seemed really surprised at the suggestion.

"Yeah. I mean we're both already together right?" Does she have plans already? If she does she just has to say something.

"E-eh? I- We- Y-yeah, I don't mind." Umi blushed.

"Er… W-where'd you like to go?" I never really thought about it much, but Umi is really pretty.

"T-the burger joint in town is fine…" Umi stuttered nervously.

"Okay… You okay Umi? Are you nervous or something?" Umi seems kind of flustered…

"N-no! W-what makes you s-say that?" Umi gave a very nervous grin.

"Er… Okay then… Let's go?" I guess if she insists I'll just go with it.

We packed up our things and headed into town. Umi was oddly silent the whole way. I tried to make small talk but she just kept giving really short and awkward replies. What is wrong with Umi today?

"Oh man… This is a little bit of a crowd…" Great, this is the lunchtime crowd.

"Maybe we should go somewhere else?" Umi suggested.

"Where can we go though?" At this time, every food establishment would be crowded…

"T-the park?" Umi suggested softly.

"But what's there to eat in the park?" Why would Umi suggest going to the park?

"I… I-I packed lunch!" Umi stuttered.

"Wait, what? Why'd you suggest to come here in the first place?" She packed lunch but suggested to come here?

"I-I forgot…" Umi chuckled softly.

"Well, let's go to the park then! Want me to carry the packed lunch?" I feel like carrying it is the least I can do if she packed lunch for us.

"I-it's fine. I can manage just fine." Umi smiled.

We headed for the park.

We found an empty bench in the park and sat down.

"Erm, take whichever one you like Ijiu…" Umi opened up her packed lunch.

"Wow… I-I'm fine with either, honestly…" One was stir-fried beef and rice while the other was fried chicken and rice. Both looked amazing.

"O-or… M-maybe we could share?" Umi blushed a little.

"Yeah! Then I can try both the beef and chicken!" Umi comes up with pretty good ideas sometimes!

"Thanks for the meal!" I said and started on the stir-fried beef.

"S-so how is it?" Umi asked.

"Mwow! Dis ish amashing!" I answered with my mouth full.

"Thanks! But jeez Ijiu! Don't spek with your mouth full!" Umi chided me a little.

"I'm- Sorry!" I quickly swallowed the food.

Umi started eating as well and we both quiet down a little. Except for the occasional praise I gave to Umi for the delicious food and Umi chiding me a little whenever I spoke with my mouth full.

"H-hey Ijiu, say 'ahh…'" Umi suddenly said halfway through the meal.

"Eh? What for?" Huh, why does Umi want me to say "Ahh"?

"J-just say 'ahh…', jeez." Umi sounded a little annoyed now.

"O-okay… Ahh…" I gave in.

Umi fed me a piece of the fried chicken.

"Mmm! Bwow! Dis ish sho good!" I exclaimed while chewing.

"R-really? B-but stop speaking with your mouth full!" Umi chided again.

"Haha- Sorry!" I swallowed the chicken.

"Say 'ahh…'" Umi instructed again.

"Uh, we can just swap now? You don't have to feed me…" It's kind of embarrassing for Umi to feed me.

"Y-you don't want me to feed you?" Umi suddenly sounded rather dejected.

"N-no! Er… Ahh…" I gave in again.

Umi sat there blushing a little as I swallowed the food.

"Erm… Umi… Say 'ahh…'" It'd only be right to feed Umi as well if she didn't want to swap.

"Ahh…" I fed Umi.

We took turns feeding each other till we both finished.

"Oh that was delicious!" I sighed in bliss.

"Was it really that good?" Umi blushed a little at the compliment.

"Yeah! It was amazing! I don't think I've never tasted anything quite as delicious! Do you have a secret ingredient you use?" I turned and smiled at Umi.

"A-a secret ingredient? Erm… Not really?" Umi blushed even harder.

"Er, Umi, are you okay? Your face is becoming really red…" Was the weather too hot? Is she coming down with a fever?

"Y-yeah! I-I'm fine! Perfect!" Umi chuckled a little nervously.

"You'd make a really good wife in future…" I leaned back a little on the bench.

"E-EH? W-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING IJIU?" Umi shrieked a little.

"W-what? Calm down a little. I mean your husband and kids in future are going to get to eat such amazing meals everyday!" I was surprised by Umi's sudden outburst.

"J-jeez! D-don't say such weird stuff like that!" Umi pouted a little.

"Eh? Why is that weird?" I don't really get it.

"It… It just is! Hmph!" Umi turned away from me.

"Er… Okay… Er… I'm sorry! Don't get mad okay?" Uh oh… Did I piss Umi off?

"D-do you really think I'd make a good wife in future?" Umi asked a little softly.

"Yeah! I mean not just your cooking, but you're also very responsible! Any man would be lucky to have a wife like you in future!" I smiled reassuringly.

"D-do you think you'll be lucky in the future then?" Umi turned and faced me.

"Eh… I don't know? I hope I'll be!" I smiled.

"Ijiu, do you, erm, you know…" Umi spoke meekly.

"Do I what?" What was that question even supposed to mean?

"DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE THAT YOU LIKE?" Umi suddenly gushed.

"Eh? Er…" I do… I guess…

"D-do you?" Umi looked at me.

"Y-yeah…" I nodded slightly.

"W-what is she like?" Umi's eyes seemed to lose their focus for a brief moment.

"Er… I guess she's really nice… She's very caring… Erm… She's really cool as well… She's also pretty…" She is quite the girl.

"Wow, she's sounds really amazing…" Umi sighed a little.

"Yeah, you are really amazing."(Supposed to be thoughts.) Yeah, she really is amazing. (Supposed to be said.)

"E-EH? W-WHAT?" Umi freaked out.

"Huh? You're really amazing!" (Supposed to be thoughts) Huh? She's really amazing! (Supposed to be said.)

"I-Ijiu… Y-you like me?" Umi blushed really hard.

"Yeah!" (Supposed to to be thoughts) Wait, how'd you know? Can you read my mind? (Supposed to be said.)

"!" Umi blinked in surprise.

"Umi, are you okay?" Did I say something weird?

"N-no… I… I like you too Ijiu!" Umi smiled cutely.

"Wait… Wait… YOU DO?" Why is she telling me this?

"Yeah..! I'm so glad you like me too!" Umi leaned in a little closer.

Wait… Hold on… Did I mix up what I was thinking with what I actually said?

"You like me right?" Umi asked me again.

"Yeah! I-I do! A lot!" This… Feels like something out of a manga…

"Can we sit here for a little while?" Umi asked.

"Yeah, sure." I'd like that.

Umi rested her head on my shoulder. I reached for Umi's hand. She held on to my hand. We interlocked our fingers.

A/N: And that's a wrap for Umi's oneshot! A little shorter compared to the others, but I figured it didn't need to be too extravagant, just a really simple, slightly comical oneshot would do. Also, yes. The thoughts and what's being said is not my original idea. Credits go to whoever thought of it first. Or accidentally said first. Get it? Okay! Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed this oneshot, and I'll see you guys in the next chapter!