A/N this is an intermission because I have really bad writer's block T-T
Me: yes, because I've been busy reading Breaking Dawn I don't write as much, but hopefully before I'm finished with it I'll have inspiration.
Deidara walks in
Deidara: you had better hurry; you have people waiting for the next chapter.
Me: shut up, I'm trying to finish Breaking Dawn!
Sasori walks in
Sasori: stop being mean to Dei-chan!
Deidara: aww, Danna you care! glomps Sasori
Pulls out video camera
Me: yay, yaoi!
Lamb and Kira walk in
Me: how did you all get in my house?!
Lamb: your mom thought I was you
Kira: and she thought I was your friend.
Me: I see no resemblance.
Lamb and Kira see Breaking Dawn on my desk and dive after it
Me: hiss! it's mine! pushes both away
Lamb: let us read it.
Me: hiss!
Kira: stop hissing at us!
Me: hiss!
Lamb: then can we have a SOBE?
Me: hiss!
Kira: dammit can we have anything to drink?!
Me: water.
Kira: fine gets two waters
Me: where are Sasori and Deidara?
Looks to see Sasori and Deidara making out on the couch
Kira, Lamb, and Me: nosebleed
Me: I'm putting this on You Tube.
Sori walks in naked
Me: why are you naked and how did you get in my house?
Sori: my ass hurts and Paul and I came in through the window.
Me: you had sex in my house and you didn't tell me!
Sori: we didn't want it on You Tube.
Me: it could have made me millions and so would Sasori and Deidara making out!
Sori: yeah, but I like to watch you suffer.
Me: Sori even though you did that I still like you as a person.
Sori: yeah, so where's the weed?
Me: It's gone.
Sori leaves quietly
Lamb: he took that pretty well.
Kira: so do you have any ideas for the next few chapters?
Me: well I was thinking that censor censor censor and then censor censor censor
Lamb: so they're going to censor censor censor
Me: yup.
Kira: so do you have any idea when you'll end it?
Me: no, I'm not good at ending stories. they just keep getting longer.
Kira: then how did you end Deidara in Wonderland?
Me: it was kind of based on Alice in Wonderland, but I twisted it into something better. I'm also making a sequel to it soon called Back to Wonderland.
Lamb and Kira: will we be in it?
Me: if I feel like it.
Lamb grabs Breaking Dawn and pulls out her skull lighter
Lamb: put us in it or the book gets it. lights lighter
Me: please don't, I'll put you in it, just let the book go!
Lamb: ok. puts book down
Kira: nice plan. high fives Lamb
Me: holds book close are you ok baby?
Kira: you have issues.
Me: thank you.
Me: well that's all I have to say. see you at chapter ten.