AN~ EDITED.

summergirl172: LOL, I'm sorry about that, and thanks!

hedgi: That would be funny. Scary, but funny. Glad you like it!

5/1

Grimm found my security team. It's kind of funny how she found it. She was in the bathroom doing makeup stuff (don't ask me why, I have no clue. She looks great the way she is. Oh no. I did NOT just think that. No. Nononononononoooooo! Bad brain! Grimm Is as ugly as a dog! Note to self: remind her of this as soon as possible. For that matter, remind self as often as possible because self seems to forget a lot.)

Anyhow, moving away from my rebellious brain's tangent/rant...Tangerant? That's a good word.

I think there's something wrong with me. First I practically say I think Grimm's gorgeous then I start making up words like the Marshmallow.

Except I can say stuff like that now, can't I? Cause I admitted it. And I'm not gonna write it again.

But I still think the Old Lady's putting something extra in the food.

Back to her finding my security team. Grimm was in the bathroom, and Seamus looked up to see who it was, Grimm heard, turned around, and slammed the toilet seat lid down on his head. After that, there was a ridiculous scene where Grimm said there was a person in the toilet and nobody believed her until the Old Lady picked up the lid and saw Seamus. Then she slammed the lid on his head, too.

Then he quit. And the Old Lady said we didn't need anyone guarding the toilet. She'll be sorry when something crawls up the drains while she's using it.

Ouch. Just got a bad mental image. No. Ignoring. I'm really random tonight. Maybe sleep'll fix that.

Puck

5/2

Well, today was busy. First the Grimms all went out to see about getting a lawyer for Canis. It's been a month and the guy's still in jail, but they're finally setting up a trial- like this week. The only real lawyers in town are the merry men, by the way. I decided to stay home and work with the Chimpanzees. They'll be good for security detail in a couple days if I have anything to say about it! Then they went to see Canis in jail. Apparently he's not looking so good. More like the wolf every day. Grimm's given up on him. The Old Lady was pretty upset about that, let me tell you. She sent Grimm to her room. Very demeaning, in my opinion. I mean, she makes a good point. The guy's given up on himself, why shouldn't Grimm give up on him?

Marshmallow's decided to "grow up". She's doing this by wearing Grimm's clothes, acting like her older sister at every chance, and carrying around a pocket dictionary. It's pretty funny. Especially 'cause Grimm gets mad when the Marshmallow acts like her. She really ought to be a better role model for her sister. As in, less sarcasm, angry outbursts, and eye rolls, since all that's driving her up the wall.

Oh well. Not my business.

After lunch, we went to the library. Ugh. I'm positive that I'm allergic to books. And the librarian is a menace! He almost buried me in books! But the girls found the book they were looking for, and I saw Bluebeard! He's the most villainous Everafter in town! I almost asked for his autograph, but then he started bugging Snow, who's still not talking to the Old Lady, and the girls asked me to fix it. So I knocked over a bookcase. Then we TRIED to talk Snow into forgiving the Old Lady. Tried.

I'm kind of ticked that they made me not meet Bluebeard just to talk to some chick that's mad at us all.

I'm pooped. Bedtime!

Puck

5/3

Another crazy busy day.

The trial started today, with no warning like at all. The Hatter is the judge. That man is nuts! But hilarious. Bluebeard is the other lawyer. The... I don't no what he is but it starts with a p. Procrastinator?

Whatever. I'm not quite as awestruck by him anymore. He called the three- well, two little pigs up first. Am I the only one who thinks Swineheart looks like Elvis? Presley, not our dog. They were pretty good at defending Canis. Bluebeard managed to turn Hamstead's friendship against us, though. He is good.

There's a mystery jury guy. I wonder who he is.

Random note: I hate Wednesdays. And today is Wednesday. I think they hate me, too.

Grimm's acting weird. she's got that look in her eyes she gets when she's planning something, and every time she looks at Robin Hood, she gets this gooey happy face. No idea what's up with that, but I don't like it very much.

Oh well, I'll just have the security team keep an extra close eye on her.

I'm really tired recently, it's kind of weird...

Puck

5/4

Jake got a package this morning. It's a traveler's chest. Makes me wish I could get out of this town. I could go anyplace with that! The girls and Jake went to go look for Goldilocks in it. Unfortunately, my security team's stuck here same as me, so they had to go alone.

As soon as they got back, they had to go to the trial. Again. And we got nothing done. Again. Maybe tomorrow will be different. I doubt it. That's why I didn't go today.

MY afternoon was pretty boring, but everyone else was busy. I caught up on some sleep. Then ate dinner. Boring. I mean, food is good, but not really exciting.

Tonight, though, was way more interesting. Grimm snuck out to get some weapon out of the bank. I followed her. The weapon turned out to be a kazoo. A kazoo that can blow buildings away. I want one! But Grimm still refuses to work with my security team. Something must be done about this. But what?

DUDE I KNOW! This will be epic. Be back soon.

Puck

5/6

I haven't written anything in a while 'cause I handcuffed myself to Sabrina to keep her from sneaking off and getting hurt. Just because- you know what? I don't need to justify myself to you. Frankly, It's none of your business.

Anyway, It's been an interesting couple of days. Grimm freaked when she found out what I'd done, and then I ate the key 'cause she flat-out refused to cooperate with my bodyguards. I thought she was gonna kill me after that! Then we had to do a woodcutter search (witness for the trial or something). That was not fun. Books. Ugh. But we found him. Right before the trial started. Turns out Bluebeard found him first. That guy was so fake it's not even funny.

So after the trial, which was a failure for us, as usual, we went to question Hatchett (that's the woodcutter) and found out that the wolf was actually the one who saved Red. Hatchett just ran and hid. Sad, really. But we found this out 'cause I changed into the Wolf (THAT was fun) and scared him silly! I don't know why he fell for it, 'cause I was still stuck to Grimm, but...

Last night was extremely awkward, by the way. I forgot that I was handcuffed to Sabrina and that meant we had to sleep in the same spot. *shudder* So we slept on the trampoline in my room. And about halfway through the night I gave Grimm a lecture about how dumb she was being and how she ought to be a better role model for the Marshmallow. That's been bugging me for a while. And she calls ME immature.

But that wasn't the worst part. I completely spilled the beans about watching her put on her makeup, and not only that, I told her I thought she was pretty! Then we both agreed to forget that night ever even happened. I don't seem to be able to. Stupid brain.

So today Jake and Daphne went off to find Goldilocks. Again. Grimm didn't go, for the obvious reason that she was handcuffed to me. But then Goldilocks almost got caught by the Black Knight, who's apparently been following her for a while, and Grimm used lockpicks to unhandcuff us. Then she followed them with some plant of Briar's that can grow REALLY fast. It didn't go quite the way she planned. The Marshmallow and Jake found out about the kazoo, Daphne's not talking to Grimm, and Goldilocks isn't coming back to wake up their parents. Poor girl. But I DID warn her. But Marshmallow has the kazoo now, which is probably better.

I'm now going to sleep on my nice, big, EMPTY trampoline.

Puck

5/7

Today was the last day of the trial.

We lost.

BUT, the Marshmallow cured Red's crazyness, Red told the true story, which is really cool, and everyone's alive. Grimm's trying to be a better person too. I wish her luck. She's gonna need it.

The true story is that Red was always crazy, and her grandma was trying to fix her. She was testing the kazoo on a rabid wolf when Red and Canis walked in. The wolf's craziness somehow got into Canis and he turned into the wolf. He ate Red's grandma, and almost ate Red, but he got control back long enough to save her.

It turns out that our mystery jury man was Charming, by the way. He's now good again, and Bluebeard is dead. Canis was almost dead, but the Merry Men saved him. They're all (including Snow and Charming) living in the hills somewhere, hiding from the Scarlet Hand. And Canis isn't crazy anymore, either. It was a very weird day. And I'm exhausted, which is why I'm probably not making any sense right now. Grimm turned into the wolf, but the Marshmallow fixed her, too. (I'm so jealous. I want to be the wolf!)

Goodnight,

Pu