A/N: Pwease, people! Keep the reviews coming! Let's try and get to 88 for SUPA SYMMETRY!

Chapter 10

I followed Kid down the corridor, and soon enough we were outside the living room door. He put his hand on the doorknob and opened it.

The girls were all huddled in a circle, and looked up at us when we walked in. Everyone smiled at Kid, and he blushed. The red against his pale skin made me want to jump on him right there and then. Luckily, I was able to restrain myself, and buried my hands in my pockets.

The shinigami curled up on the sofa, all eyes still on him, and rested his head against the armrest.

I joined him, sitting on the other side. He smiled lightly.

"Thanks for cheering me up."

"No problem. That's what friends are for, right?"

His smile turned into a grin.

"Right."

The girls, with the exception of Liz, turned back to whatever they were doing. The pistol sat herself right in the middle of us.

"Soooo...did you guys..?" she whispered, a wide grin stretched across her face.

Her meister looked away, tomato red.

"If you're implying sex, then no, unfortunately. But we did...other things..." I muttered back.

"Blowie?"

"Again, sadly no. Just a super awesome make out session."

"Aw! And I missed it? No fair!"

I burst out laughing, and Kid glared at me.

"Shhhhhh!"

His angry look only made me laugh harder. He looked so frickin' cute!

"What's so funny?" Maka asked curiously.

I shook my head, ribs beginning to ache. She rolled her eyes.

"Well, when you're done having a laughing fit, do you guys want to watch a movie?"

A loud chorus of "YES!" indicated for me to regain my composure. I took a few deep breaths, and was able to stop. I had to clutch my side, still. My lungs were hurting like a bitch.

"What film were you thinking of watching, Maka?" Tsubaki's gentle voice asked. A strange glint appeared in my meister's eye.

"Well, I was thinking of watching a little something courtesy of Soul."

My heart stopped. I didn't bring any DVDs. I didn't really own any. Except for-

"OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU BROUGHT MY PORN?"

Patty and Liz burst into howling laughter. I could see Kid pressing his lips together to supress a laugh.

Maka nodded devilishly.

"Is that why you were taking so long packing? Were you snooping around my room?"

"Maaaaaayybeeeee!"

"W-which one did you bring?"

She rustled through her bag for a while, before pulling out a DVD case.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you..", she held it above her head so that everyone could see the title. "Sex Toy Story 2!"

Everyone fell to the floor in a mass laughing fit. Even Kid, who was usually so stoney-faced.

"N-no! You can't watch that! It's private!"

"Okay, how about this; all in favour of watching Soul's porn say aye!"

"AYE!"

I frowned. This was not cool.

The movie was awesome. If all my friends hadn't been sat around watching it with me, I would be totally blowing my load right now.

All the girls were lying on the floor, screetching like hyeenas everytime a sex scene came up, which, because this was a porno, was all the time.

Kid and I were still on the sofa, and he was gently running his toe down my leg. The sensation from this, mixed with the pleasured moans from the TV, was making me unbearably horny.

He chuckled softly, so that the others wouldn't hear, and pointed at my crotch. Looking down, I saw that I had a raging hard-on.

"It's all for you, bitch", I whispered seductively. He blushed, but met my eyes.

We leaned in, and our lips met.

Damn, I wanted him so badly.

He seemed to be having the same thoughts, because he whispered "We can't."

We separated, and focused our attentions back to the TV, where we were met by the sight of some actress dressed as Barbie being fucked up the ass with a toothbrush by someone dressed as Buzz Lightyear. An idea struck me.

Winking at Kid, I facepalmed. Everyone turned to face me.

"I-I just remembered! I've forgotten my toothbrush!"

Liz wrinkled her nose.

"This reminded you? If anything, I don't think I can even brush my teeth again.."

I shrugged.

"Oral hygine, Liz. Come on, Kid."

He looked stunned.

"Where are we going?"

"Back to mine and Maka's apartment. Come with me."

I looked at him intently. He got the message.

"Oh! Okay."

We stood up, and left the room. I couldn't help but notice Maka's suspicious look.

When we got far enough away from the living room, we linked hands. He leaned in and nibbled on my ear as we walked, and I led the way so that he wouldn't walk into anything.

I flew open the front door and grinned at my uke. He cocked his head to the side. I swooped down and picked him up, bridal-style. He squeaked his protests, but I was too strong. Carrying him down the steps from Gallows' Manor, I looked up at the moon. Not a single trace of blood came from it's creepy grin. All was well.

I carried the shinigami to my bike, and settled him down on it.

"Hold on", I warned as I straddled the vehicle. He nervously wrapped his arms around my waist. Grinning at the touch, I started up the engine and drove away from the mansion.

(Maka's P.O.V)

Gawd, he is hot.

His ass swayed slightly as he left the room, Kid in tow.

I was enjoying the view when I noticed it.

My weapon had a boner.

And, from the looks of it, the shinigami was getting one too.

I felt suspicious. Then I realised. I'd actually seen Soul pack his toothbrush this morning.

My stomach dropped.

They were going to have sex.

In my apartment!

"Maka? Are you okay?" Tsubaki's voice questioned. She sounded far away. I came back to reality.

"Haha, yeah, I was just zoning out a bit, I must be really tired! Hahaaaa~"

Everyone swapped strange looks. I didn't care. Standing up, I muttered some kind of excuse, and walked out of the room. I was just in time to see my weapon, outside the front door, pick the meister up bridal style.

Anger bubbled inside me. I crept up to the door and watched their descent through the glass panes. Soul dropped Kid onto his motorbike, straddled it, and let him wrap his arms around his waist. Then, they drove off into the night.

A part of me wanted Kid to let go, to fall off, to be hurt. Anything to make him let go of my scythe. I clenched my teeth together and ran after them, as fast as my legs would allow.

After about 10 minutes of running, I arrived at a bus stop. I waited, and finally the right bus came along. I paid my fare and hopped on, willing the vehicle to go faster.

Eventually, I arrived at my stop. I thanked the driver and hopped off, hoping that I wasn't too late. I started running again. Luckily, the apartment was only 5 minutes away, so I didn't have to go far.

When I reached the building, the first thing I saw was Soul's bike parked up sloppily against a wall.

I was too late.

But still, I ran up the stairs to our front door. I was about to put the key in the lock when I heard a noise. Pushing my ear to the door, I heard it again, this time joined by a smililar sound.

Moans.

The same kind that had been in Soul's dirty movie.

They were having sex.

My heart shattered into a million pieces, stabbing into my chest, ripping me apart.

I opened the door as quietly as I could, and walked in.

Luckily, they were doing their business in Soul's bedroom. His door was shut, hopefully locked.

I tiptoed over, and peeked through the keyhole. I could just see Soul leaning over Kid, who was releasing pleasured noises, which only made my weapon grin harder. He stuck his tongue out, and Kid allowed him entry into his mouth.

My stomach lurched.

That should be me.

I carried on watching, even when Soul flipped the young shinigami onto his front and took him up the ass.

It was a sick facination, watching my two friends have sex together. Was I actually enjoying this?

"S-Soul! I'm coming!"

They both moaned deeply, before collapsing into each other's arms on Soul's bed.

"I love you", they both murmured at the same time.

I sat back, eyes wide as dinner plates. I would probably need mind soap after this.

I heard rustling from behind the door, and realised that they were getting ready to go back to Kid's mansion.

Knowing that it would take longer for me to get there, I dashed into my room, opened my piggybank and took out some cash. I snuck out and ran out the front door.

As I hailed a taxi, my mind swum as I mentally recapped what I had just witnessed.

Kid and Soul...were a couple?

A black cab pulled up, and I hopped in. I gave the driver the address, and begged him to drive as fast as he could.

I looked out of the dirty window, deep in thought. Only being dragged out when the taxi stopped at a red light.

Because, pulled up right next to us, somehow, were Kid and Soul, on the bike.

Kid had his arms wrapped around my weapon's waist, and the scythe had his head tipped back, scattering kisses along the meister's cheek.

The driver saw this too.

"Disgusting."

I silently agreed.

A/N: I'm back, bitches! Mwahahahaha~

Camping sucked ass, my lil sister vomited up her guts (not literally, thank god), my parents dragged us around the most boring places evar, and Japanese tourists wouldn't stop taking pictures of my dogs! They're Cavalier King Charles Spaniels, btw, totally kawaii :D

Sowwy for how long it's taking me to upload part 4 of 10 Songs 10 Stories, but I only just got an idea for what to write about, lol...the song is O Green World by Gorillaz though, I highly suggest you listen to it, that song is THE shit! :)