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Today's chapter

ASDF movies by Tomska

Request by HTFslayer69 - it was quite fun to do thanks ;)

Hunny, eyed the cake greedily. It was his favourite type. It was baked to perfection, iced delicately and covered in strawberries. It was like heaven to him, Hunny felt so calm and serene but Tamaki was the opposite. He was agitated and bored he decided to go bother Hunny – senpai as Haruhi was busy, the twins were occupied, Kyouya was busy with the financial troubles of the club and Mori was at Kendo practice therefore that only left Hunny as his target.

He sidled up to the distracted child and quickly grasped his nose with two fingers; he pulled them off gently and wriggled his thumb in the gap inbetween.

"I got your nose Hunny – Senpai!" Tamaki teased. Hunny quickly covered his face with his hands searching for his beloved nose.

"No Fair Tama-chan" Hunny cried tearing up, he quickly grabbed Usa-chan for reassurance.

Tamaki smiled, he felt a new feeling flood his body. This must be what it feels like to be Hikaru and Kaoru! He thought to himself. He wiggled his thumb that was still clasped between his ring and middle finger.

"Tama – chan you're a meanie!" Hunny cried bursting into tears, conveniently Mori showed up sweating from rough training.

"Takashi!" Hunny wailed "Tama-chan won't give me my nose back!" As he said this Hunny pointed at Tamaki menacingly; Mori frowned, his features contorted. He slowly walked up to Tamaki suddenly seeming to grow taller and more threatening.

"Give Mitskuni his nose back." Mori growled

"I-I haven't got it!" Tamaki said innocently holding both hands up to show he was not lying. The twins suddenly seemed interested. They stood on either side of Tamaki with sly grins painted onto their faces.

"Yes that's right he hasn't got it!" Hikaru said mischievously

"It's because he threw it out the window!" Kaoru finished tutting and waggling his finger disapprovingly at Tamaki.

"NO! NO! THEY'RE LYING!" Tamaki shrieked

"But you said you had it Tama-chan!" Hunny sighed innocently

"I lied" Tamaki cried dramatically followed by a chorus of sparkles and petals.

Tamaki looked around desperately; the force that was applied precociously onto his throat was tightening rapidly threatening to cut off his supply of oxygen. He spotted Hikaru in the distance, Tamaki sighed in relief, grabbed his ammo of sparkles and roses, and headed towards him.

"Hikaru!" he cried grasping him by the shoulders firmly which was a way of telling him "I'm not going to let go until I am finished."

"What now Tono?" he snapped, he was frustrated that he had been snapped out of his daydream about . . . a certain person doing. . .Certain things.

Tamaki leaned close to Hikaru their noses almost touching, Hikaru frowned at him. Is Tono gay? He thought to himself.

"My Tie is evil" he whispered his voice cracking; Hikaru looked at him then raised an eyebrow.

"Help me!" he pleaded half heartedly throwing a handful of sparkles at Hikaru's face.

Hikaru Patted Tamaki on the shoulder. "Stay away from the smelly green plant, it's bad for you and trouble for us." then Hikaru turned and walked away quickly.

Tamaki was frozen on the spot. His hand outstretched, he looked down at his tie.

"Please don't hurt me" he begged.

Hikaru looked at the potato that was sitting on the counter. Mocking him. He felt rage build inside him till he couldn't take it.

"MUERE PATATA" he screamed thrusting the potato at the ground and jumping on it repeatedly. When the potato was nothing more than a fine lump of mush he stopped then admired his work, Kaoru had watched the whole thing.

The hair dye must've gone to his head! Kaoru thought simply.

Hunny, settled down on his favourite chair and gazed at the cake as he was doing before Tamaki disrupted him. He yawned loudly then reached for the knife and positioned it above the cake and then brought it down on it. As he sliced through it the cake suddenly cried out.

"AGH!" it cried. Hunny immediately leapt back leaving the knife still half embedded in the cake.

"ARGH!" it cried again "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?"

Hunny flinched. "Ha?" he replied obviously confused.

"I have a wife and family!" the cake screamed

"NO!" Hunny wept "What have I done?"

The cake slowly edged it's way to side of the table, the knife was sticking out of it awkwardly.

"ARGH! The pain!" it shrieked "It's unbearable!"

"I'M SORRY!" Hunny sobbed.

"Tell my children I love them!" the cake begged.

"Daddy!" nearby cupcakes squealed.

"WAAAH!" Hunny yelled.

The cake regretfully pushes itself off the table; Hunny reached for him but was too late. The cake was dead. Hunny was so depressed he couldn't and wouldn't eat cake for over 2 hours then gave in.

Niji sat in the library and read her book peacefully. All was quiet and well, Hikaru had stopped harassing her long enough for her to get away. Then she notices a familiar tuft of dark ash hair poking up from behind her book.

"Shit" she sighed. It was nice while it lasted.

"Hola amigo!" Hikaru squealed loudly only to be shushed by the librarian again. He then started giggling annoyingly. Niji couldn't take it; she pulled back her arm and whacked him hard on the arm.

"AYE PAPI! Oye que diablos de pasa?" he growled angrily.

"Suber de nevil" Niji replied simply punching the air.

Kaoru and Hikaru were bored again. They were back on the couch upside down, thinking. After the last episode of boredom they refused to ever visit Haruhi's house again.

"Hey you know who's gay?" Hikaru wondered

"I dunno who?" Kaoru replied.

"YOU!" Hikaru replied before bursting into a fit of laughter, Kaoru groaned and pushed him off the couch.

"Gah!" Hikaru cried out before landing on the floor with a satisfying thud.

Revenge Thought Kaoru

*Tamaki's dream*

"Tamaki!" Haruhi cried running to him brandishing a cup of food, "I made you some Ramen!"

"OOH!" Tamaki squealed. "what flavour?"

Instantly Haruhi was engulfed in flames then she held the cup of ramen to his face, her eyes blazing.

"RAMEN FLAVOUR" she schreeched.

Tamaki screamed.

"MUERE PATATA!" Hikaru screamed his hand ready to glomp the vegetable. Kaoru Giggled at his idiot brother then crawled under the table the potato was on then yelled:

"NO HOY!"

Hikaru screamed.

Tamaki leafed through a magazine, it was very interesting to him.

"What're you looking at Tono?" the twins ask

"I don't know I can't read."

"KITTEN FIGHT!" Hunny yelled.

"NO!" Kyouya cried. "I'm allergic to adorableness!"

Hikaru smiled evilly, grabbed a kitten and pelted it at his face.

Kyouya peeled the kitten off his face; he glanced at it then fainted.

Kaoru looked at his Pocky greedily.

"I can't wait to eat this!" he exclaimed

"Yes you can!" Hikaru said

Kaoru looked at him weirdly while Hunny quickly stole his pocky.

"Hey wait! Wheres my pocky?" Kaoru cried.

"I am your pocky!" Hikaru growled

Hikaru looked at Tamaki weirdly. Tamaki fidgeted under His gaze.

"WHAT?" he finally burst out.

"You have something on your face!" Hikaru said calmly.

Tamaki looked taken aback, then looked away for a moment. Hikaru took this chance to hit him.

"Oops silly me!" Hikaru giggled "It was only pain. . ."

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