The Problem With Miniskirts

Disclaimer: From the author's note I do not own Marchen Awakens Romance anime or the characters. If I did though, Ginta and Alviss would be together and some characters would have been removed. The only characters I own is Kuno, Yukito, and Mary who I created. Naru is a crossover character from Love Hina. I also own Kuno's ÄRM.

Me: Bored.

Aussa: Yeah!

Yohko: The days moving slow.

Me: This chapter will be easy to finish.

Goku: I'm hungry!

Silence.

Me: Enjoy the chapter. My dirty thoughts will be attacking me in this chapter.

Chapter 10: The Problem with Miniskirts

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Alviss' POV

Dorothy won us the fourth round. Before we exited the battlefield Nanashi picked up Aqua and laid her to rest in the water.

"Take all the survivors to Ragengrave!" -Pozun

Pozun teleported us back to the castle as the people praised our victory. Dorothy was still injured, but someone (Me: Guess who.) healed her injuries.

"You healed a deep wound like this instantly, your magic has improved hasn't it?" -Dorothy

"Yeah. I fought a shadow man a little while ago." -Snow

"You kicked Girom's ass! That's our Ginta!" -man 1

"Thanks for the compliment." -Ginta

"You did really well Alviss!" -man 2

"Of course. I wanted Ginta-chan to say that. "-me

"NANASHI! YOU WERE SO COOL!" -girl 1

"MARRY ME! "-girl 2

"I'd have affairs, is that all right?" -Nanashi

"Babbo, you took on a really weird form this time." -man 3

"IT'S CUSHION JELLY! IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT TALK TO THE BAKA THAT THOUGHT IT UP!" -Babbo

"You guys fought at 100 this time. Especially Dorothy who defeated one of the Knights." -Alan

"Everyone, I have to announcements," Pozun began, "One is that the War Games will be postponed one day. The next is that after the fourth round there will be a celebration in the Ragengrave castle Chess Piece free."

"ALL RIGHT WE CAN TAKE IT EASY TONIGHT!" -Ginta

"ALL RIGHT! I CAN GO ON A DATE!" -Nanashi

"That's all you ever do..." -Jack

"Who's going to be wearing that thing this time?" -me

"ALRIGHT DISMISSED!" -Pozun

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"So," Ginta began, "What's with the celebration tonight Alviss?"

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"This celebration inside the castle. What it's about?" -Ginta

"Well, this party happens after the fourth round. People who watch the War Games dress up in their best clothes to party till the break of dawn." -me

"Go on." -Ginta

"The leader of the Cross Guards dresses up in the most expensive clothing as he searches for a women to dance with...but..."

"But what?" -Ginta

"The women he dances with has to be wearing a mini-s-" -me

"Miniskirt?!" -Ginta

"Yeah. It's suppose to be a joke. As the leader and the women waltz, people end up looking at her underwear, or do a perverted stunt just to see her panties! It's so annoying!"

There was silence between the two of us. I wonder if Ginta got that. Ginta went to Alan who was talking to Dorothy about something and asked, Who wore the miniskirt six years ago?

A gust of wind flew behind Alan as he questioned, "Nani are you talking about?"

"The celebration. Who wore the miniskirt?" -Ginta

"Someone you don't know." -Alan

"Aww! Come on!" -Ginta

"Pervert!" -me and Snow

Ginta continued to question Alan who wore the miniskirt as I watched the other members. Jack was speaking to Nanashi about the celebration. Snow and Dorothy were mumbling about something I couldn't make out. Bell was on top of Babbo making fun of his fifth form. Edward was next to Snow's foot.

"AL-CHAN!" -Nanashi

"What is it?" -me

"What are you going to wear to the party?" he asked.

"...I haven't decided yet." -me

More silenced.

"GINTAN'S GOING TO WEAR THE TUXEDO!" Dorothy exclaimed as Nanashi slumped down in disappointment.

"Alan, do you know where the mini skirt is?" Snow asked.

"No. The women who wore it last year stashed it in a safe place in the castle. It could be gone for all we know," Alan told her.

"Oh!" -Snow

Trying to win my Ginta-chan? I won't let you! I thought to myself.

"Dorothy, Snow. I think it's best to wear a dress. You would look better in it than a mini skirt any day." -Ginta

"Well if that's what you think then we will wear a dress!" -Dorothy and Snow

I checked Ginta's expression and sighed. Ginta couldn't care less about a dress. Once a pervert, always a pervert...

"What are we waiting for? Let's get ready!" -Snow

"YEAH!" -Ginta

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After everyone went inside the castle to get ready, I was checking a certain area of the castle for the miniskirt. I knew who wore that skirt 6 years ago, and that was Naru's...

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"NANI? WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR THE MINISKIRT?!" asked an aggravated Naru.

"Because you're the only sexy women in this castle," Danna-san told her.

"I would never dance with you! YOU PERVERT!" -Naru

"That hurt." -Danna-san

"Naru, I think you should dance with Danna-san," a ten year old Alviss told his mom.

"NO WAY!" -Naru

"Then I'll dance with him," Mary said with an evil grin on her face.

You're too short for me Mary. Gomen." -Danna

Mary slumped on the ground in fake tears.

"Danna-samahatesme-Danna-samahatesme-Danna-samahatesme..." -Mary

"No need to go all emo on us Mary," -Alviss

"You know," Yukito began, "If you don't dance with Danna, I'll dance with him!"

Silence.

"Just dance with Danna-san, Naru..." -Alviss

"Do I have a choice?" -Naru

"YAY!" -Danna-san

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I finally found the room where Naru hid the miniskirt. I opened the door to see all these tuxedos and dresses on hangers as for the tuxedo that Danna wore was in the middle of the room. The miniskirt was nowhere to be found, but if I'm right it might be...

"ALVISS!"

Oh shit!

I turned around to see that the rest of Team MAR was behind me.

"Thanks for finding the room where all the clothes are!" Dorothy and Snow said as they dragged Ginta into the room forcing him to try on the tuxedo.

After a few struggles they got the tuxedo on him and man did he look handsome! (Me: MY KNIGHT IN SHINY ARMOR!)

"Gintan is so dreamy!" -Dorothy

"Yeah..." -Snow

I was memorized by Ginta's looks. He was so handsome that I couldn't pull my eyes away from him.

"Al-chan is blushing!" -Nanashi

I snapped back to reality to realize that I was being made fun of by Nanashi.

"S-Shut up!"

A few minutes later Dorothy was in a pink dress and Snow was in a blue dress. Ginta, Jack, Nanashi and Babbo were checking them out as I frowned. Trying to impress Ginta? Some people can do so much better than that.

After they finished showing off the two girls dragged Ginta off somewhere as Bell and Edward followed. I was just about to walk off when I heard Nanashi shout, "I think I found it!

I stared in horror as Nanashi lifted the blue miniskirt in the air. NOOOO!

"Who's going to wear it now? Snow-chan and Dorothy-chan are already wearing their lovely dresses, Nanashi said as he faced me with a smile that I didn't like. Jack and Babbo were making the same face.

"I am not wearing that!" I said quickly as I tried to escape them, but Jack slammed the door locking it, "This isn't funny!"

"Sorry, Al-chan! You're going to wear it!" -Nanashi

10 Minutes Later

"You can open your eyes now, Al-chan." -Nanashi

I slowly opened my eyes to see what those basterds did to me. This was not happening...

"You look really hot in that skirt! You're even cuter than Dorothy-chan!" -Jack

I didn't say anything as I continued to glance at the skirt. The skirt was too short! As for the top part, it was too revealing. Nanashi put fake breasts in to make it worse! He replaced my shoes with high heels. My pendant was around my neck as my-

"I'm so going to kill you Nanashi..." I muttered as I looked at my hair which was drooping more than it should have.

"We have to make it that Ginta won't notice you." -Nanashi

"Ginta's a baka so he wouldn't even notice even without these fake breasts." -me

I heard Babbo mumble something to Jack. Something tells me that that stupid talking ÄRM told him about what happened in the Training Gate. Wonderful!

"Al-chan, why is your body so feminine? Your legs didn't have any hair underneath those pants!" -Nanashi

"You-" -me

"Well, now that you're done getting dressed wait in your room and don't come out until the party starts. You never know what stunts perverts will try to pull." -Babbo

"Like a certain thief?" -me

"HEY!" -Nanashi

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Nanashi, Jack and Babbo forced me into my room where I waited for the sun to go down completely. I sat on my bed and thought to myself, This is probably what Naru thought when she was forced to wear this thing...

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"Naru, what's wrong?" Alviss asked his mother.

"...It's nothing...it's just..." -Naru

"It's just what?" -Mary

"...Since you are my children I guess I will have to tell you." Naru took a deep breath before she continued, "I'm already married to someone else in my world. We have three children in that world, so you two are only my adopted children..."

The two kids were quiet as Naru continued, "Ever since I came to this world, I wanted to go back to my world, back to my husband Keitaro, but because of you two...I feel like I have to stay here until you grow up into the successful children that I wanted to see in my other kids, so dancing with someone else who is not my husband makes me feel like I betrayed him."

"But Danna-san is married too right?" -Alviss

"Yeah,but I think..." -Naru

"That's nothing Naru! If Naru and Danna-sama are married then it would be an acquaintance dance, right?" -Mary

Naru was silent until she smiled the best she could and said, "Yeah! I guess your right! Now let's go and party till the break of dawn!"

"YEAH!" -Alviss and Mary

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I guess Mary and I were too young to understand the whole thing, but the more I think about it the more I regret it.

I checked the clock (Me: If it existed in MAR Heaven.) to see that it was 7: 55 PM. The party was going to start in five minutes.

"Al-chan, are you in?" -Nanashi

"Yeah, I'm coming out!" -me

I checked my overall appearance to make sure that everything was in place. When I was done I slowly walked outside to see a smirking thief outside my door. He was wearing a red tuxedo which would be the counterfeit of Dorothy's pink dress.

"Pervert..." -me

"Al-chan, that's mean!" -Nanashi

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When we got to the party, it reminded me of what happened six years ago. Bright lights, plenty of food, alcohol, men in tuxedos, women in dresses, and of course the hero in the shiny armor. Ginta-chan...

"Al-chan, Ginta is over there," Nanashi told me as he pointed in the direction where Ginta was. He was with Dorothy and Snow who clung to him like leeches. Jack who was in a green tuxedo was trying to get the girls to notice him as Alan-san who was wearing a black tuxedo was leaning against a pillar talking with Gaira-san who was wearing a gray tuxedo.

Within seconds Nanashi was gone and flirting with the ladies leaving me alone. Annoyed that he abandoned me like that I made why way to Alan-san and Gaira-san. They better not make fun of me! I thought to myself.

Normal POV

"Gintan, come on, let's dance!" -Dorothy

"Yeah, Ginta!" -Snow

"If the women with the miniskirt doesn't show up then I dance with both of you." -Ginta

"You have to choose one of us Gintan." -Dorothy

"Who will you choose?" -Snow

"I- "-Ginta

"GINTA! The gu- I mean girl in the miniskirt is over there!" Jack told the blonde as he pointed in the direction where Alviss was.

Ginta's eyes widen as he glanced at the figure. Big breasts, long legs, a very short skirt. This was the women of his dreams! Just like Alice only better!

Dorothy and Snow glared at the women (Me: They're too dense to figure out that Alviss is the women.) as a murderous fire appeared behind them both when Ginta walked up to the women.

Excuse me," Ginta began as Alviss turned around quickly to see the blonde, "I know we just met, but would you like this...dance?" (Me: He's acting like a gentlemen.)

Alviss was speechless. He glanced at Alan and asked him what to do.

"The girl always accepts the man's request." -Alan

Alviss didn't say anything as he nodded his head slowly in agreement.

"Great, now let's go!" -Ginta

I wonder if he eve know how to dance... -Alviss' thoughts.

The two walked to the middle of the room and began waltzing. Dorothy and Snow began curing under their breaths as the flames continued to burn. Ed and Jack tried to calm them down while glancing at miniskirt Alviss. Babbo went over to Nanashi who was done flirting with the ladies and doing something stupid. What he was doing was increasing the length of his Griffin lance so he can reach Alviss from a distance.

"It's going to happen soon." -Alan

As Ginta and Alviss were waltzing Ginta asked, "Have I met you somewhere before?"

"No, you must be mistaken. Ginta you baka for not recognizing me!" -Alviss

Then the thing happened. (Me: OMG!) Nanashi's lance was at his greatest length. He stretched it toward Alviss' skirt and flipped it up in front of everyone. All was silent as all the perverts in the crowd has hearts in their eyes from the rainbow (Me :YES, THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW!) colored underwear that he was wearing. Babbo, Ed, and Jack were yelling how beautiful the sight was as Dorothy and Snow gawked at what Nanashi did to "the girl." (Me: Bell was surprised too.) Alan and Gaira sighed as Ginta looked underneath the skirt...Alviss slapped him on the right cheek for doing that and ran off.

"Just like six years ago, only Naru almost killed Yukito for doing that." -Alan

"Yeah..."-Gaira

"That slap just now..." Ginta mumbled before running after Alviss.

"NANASHI YOU PERVERT!" Dorothy, Snow, and Bell screamed as they began beating up on Nanashi for pulling the perverted stunt.

Weren't they just jealous of Alviss a secod ago? Jack asked himself.

"Yeah! Yeah! AT LEAST I GOT TO SEE THE PANTIES!" Nanashi screamed.

"Yes, a wonderful sight!" -Babbo

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Alviss' POV

DAMN YOU NANASHI! I knew I couldn't trust you embarrassing me in front of everyone like that! Ginta's a pervert too! Screw them all! I know how Naru feels now!

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"Wow isn't Naru beautiful?" Alviss asked.

"Yeah, and Danna-sama looks so dreamy! And they dance well too!" Mary added, "But..."

"But what?" -Alviss

"Something tells me that Yukito is going to ruin everything..." -Mary

"How could he ruin the dance?" -Alviss

"Just watch." -Mary

Within seconds Yukito pulled the most perverted prank ever. He used a ruler as his extension and lifted Naru's skirt up so everyone can see her white underwear. Alviss gawked, Mary snickered, and all the guys were looking at her panties. Naru glared at Yukito and ran up to him to beat him to a pulp.

"AHHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP! CRAZY WOMEN WITH WHITE PANTIES IS ATTACKING ME!" -Yukito

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU YUKITO!" -Naru

"Now, now you two. There's no need to fight!" -Danna-san

Naru kicked Danna in the balls which made him fall over. She then proceeded to beat up Yukito.

"Sweatdrop Shouldn't we help him?" Alviss asked the pink haired girl in a paniked tone.

"No. He deserved it. It was funny thought...HAHAHAHAH!" -Mary

"This is no laughing matter, Mary!" -Alviss

"This is going to happen six years later. I swear it!" -Mary

"I hope you're wrong..."

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Mary's always right! Damn it! I never been so embarrassed in my life!

"WAIT!"

I turned around to see Ginta following me. Damn it! Why won't you ever leave me alone?!

"WAIT!" -Ginta

I tried to outrun him, but with these high heels it was nearly impossible.

"I SAID WAIT UP!" -Ginta

Ginta finally caught up to me when I got to one of the balconies of the castle.

"Alviss, how can you run so fast?" he asked which caught me off guard.

"How did you know?" -I asked.

"The pendant and the slap gave it away." -Ginta

"...Oh...are you going to laugh at me?" -me

"Why?" -Ginta

"I'm cross-dressing for crying out loud!" I shouted.

"Did you want to wear the miniskirt?" -Ginta

"...No! Nanashi, Jack, and Babbo forced me to put it on." -me

"Then it really isn't-" -Ginta

"I didn't want Mary's prediction to come true, but she's always correct, so why bother?" -me

There was more silence as I felt Ginta coming closer to me, "W-What are you doing Ginta?"

"Just checking the tag on the skirt." -Ginta

"D-Don't you dare-" -me

Too late. Ginta checked the tag and was baffled by it.

"It cost $300.00 dollars?!" -Ginta

"It does?" -me

"Who had the money to buy this?!" -Ginta

"I don't know. Yukito brought it from his world, so..."

More silence...

"So Yukito was from another world like my father and me..." -Ginta

"Yeah. He never said anything about his world as much as Danna-san and Naru did, I explained, "However I knew from the start that he was from another world, and the prove came when he gave me this pendant."

"Alviss..." -Ginta

I was silent as I recalled the day after Danna-san died and the War Games were over, he left to train somewhere and never came back...

"I can't do anything about the past now. All I hope is that Yukito is still alive," I told Ginta.

Ginta gazed at me for while which was starting to make me blush. He finally took my hand and told me, "Let's go back to the party. There's still so much to do."

"Gomen Ginta-chan, but I'm not going back to where those people are-" I froze. I just added the "chan" again. Damn it! "Gomen Ginta! I didn't mean to call you-"

"It's alright Alviss. I don't mind you calling me that." -Ginta

I tried to hide my blush as it was deeper than the last, "Ginta-chan, I have to go back to my room now..."

"Party pooper!" -Ginta

I slowly made my way back to my room, but before that I heard Ginta-chan whisper to me, "Oyasumi."

"Oyasumi..."

I quicken my paced back to my room.

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When I got to my room I closed the door, but forgot to lock it. I changed my clothes back to my regular clothes before I fell on top of my bed and buried my face in my pillow.

At least something good came out tonight. I thought to myself.

I suddenly heard a knock on my door. It better not be Nanashi! I got of my bed and opened the door to yell at him, but on the other side was Dorothy.

"Alviss, can you step outside for a few minutes?" she asked. I gradually made my way outside and closed the door behind me.

"What is it?" I asked her impatiently.

"You were the one wearing that skirt were you?" she asked in a serious tone.

I nodded my head slightly. I really can't hide anything from her. Without warning she was close to my ear. I tried to move back, but with the door closed where could I move?

"I'm only going to say this once, so listen well," she mumbled in a scary tone which sent shivers down my spine, "Gintan is mine, so don't get any ideas of taking him away from me. Try one more thing to take him away from me, and I won't hesitate to kill you."

I froze when she said that. Dorothy pulled away from me and walked back to her the party probably to flirt with Ginta-chan.

Once she was out of my sight I went back into my room and locked the door. I turned off my lights and went under the covers of my blanket crying from the threat, or was it because that threat reminded me of Mary when she threatened me to keep away from Danna? It didn't matter. Dorothy hates me for trying to take Ginta away from her...I shouldn't of had interfered with them!

"Gomenesai Dorothy, I-" I didn't get to finish as I drifted off to sleep.

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Me: DONE!

Yohko: Why did you make Dorothy so mean?

Me: Because I'm trying to show the resemblance between her and Mary. Since Mary is the younger sister of Dorothy they have the same personality and dont like it when someone tries to interfere when they are trying to get the person they love to notice them. For Mary, Danna, and for Dorothy, Ginta.

Aussa: They're both selfish too!

Me: I wouldn't say selfish. Dorothy's either jealous or drunk.

Yohko: That made no sense.

Me: Anyway readers, please review this chapter. The next chapter will be about Team MAR going to Dorothy's country Caldia. Oh! Please vote for either A Week of Love, Hell and Jealousy, Touch my Heart, or Accidentally in Love after I finish Dark Memories. (On my profile if you can't find it on the Misc. page.)