Title: A Lifetime of Style
Disclaimer: I do not "own" South Park or any of its characters. The lucky bastards Trey Parker and Matt Stone do, however. I only own this plot idea.
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Chapter 10: Out
Kyle and Stan only tell a few people about their relationship, mostly because the people they've told are more surprised at the fact that they weren't dating already than the fact that they're dating now. Kenny tells them "It's about time you two fucking gaywads got together." One day, Bebe sees Stan and Kyle walking into the student union holding hands. She smiles, waves, and congratulates them.
When Thanksgiving break begins, Stan and Kyle immediately leave campus and drive to South Park. They decide to tell Kyle's family first. They reason that Sheila may be a bit difficult, but she'll be nowhere as impossible to deal with as Randy.
Gerald takes the news very well, giving the boys some typical fatherly advice on how to handle their relationship. Sheila screams "WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!" for about two minutes straight before sitting down to catch her breath. After sitting there in silence for about ten minutes, she tells Kyle "Well, if you ended up gay with someone, I'm glad it was with Stanley." Ike simply says "Duh." Kyle asks the fifteen-year-old how he could have known about him and Stan, and he says "Kyle, I'm not just book smart, you know."
The Broflovskis (plus Stan) have a nice, quiet pre-Thanksgiving dinner on Wednesday night because Kyle will be spending Thanksgiving Day with the Marshes.
Thanksgiving dinner at Stan's is an entirely different story. In attendance are Randy, Sharon, Shelly, Stan, Jimbo, Ned, Marvin, and Kyle. The meal is completely awkward, as Stan and Kyle try to make up lame justifications for breaking up with their long-term girlfriends. While dessert and coffee are being served, the duo announces their relationship to the Marsh clan. Sharon congratulates and hugs them. Jimbo and Ned state that they knew something was "off" about Stan when he refused to go hunting. Shelly acts weird around them for about five minutes until she defaults back to calling them turds. Marvin calls Stan "Billy" per usual. Randy explodes in anger, blaming Kyle for turning Stan "funny," as well as Sharon for allowing the boys to have weekly sleepovers until high school graduation. He storms out of the house and gets drunk at a nearby bar, forcing Sharon to drag him home. The next day, Randy tells Stan that he needs time to fully process everything.
Kenny calls Cartman and Butters and tells them the news after Thanksgiving break. Butters congratulates them, and Cartman repeatedly gloats "I knew it!"
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