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The leaves harmlessly bounced off my belly...

Again.

From everything I heard from Sam, gyms were supposed to house some of the toughest pokemon of all the land.

Well they were SUPPOSED to anyway... But so far it seemed like Sam was over exaggerated to me. Because I was just sent in and this gym leader person girl had only one pokemon left. Yeah thats right, Sam had dealt with this 'gym' leader's first few pokemon but she was looking tired so Jim had enough common sense in that small stupid looking head of his to call her back before she got hurt and I got pissed.

I love how Jim thinks he can tell me what to do, take right now for instance. I'm just looking away from him and getting ready to take a nap while he shouts out commands for me to follow. Oh and this green pokemon with rose's for hands is hitting me with razor or magic leaf or... she's hitting me with leaves and she's not to strong so its like Sam licks.

Harmless.

Only not enjoyable.

I let out a yawn and watched as the rose pokemon slowly yawned back and tried to hold her ground for a moment or two before collapsing in a deep sleep. Perfect!

I had a idea that had formed in my head once I saw those rose hands. I walked over to the sleeping pokemon and I heard Jim shouting out yes while the gym lady let out a sigh of defeat.

Why were humans so quick to judge others motives? I let a small sigh escape my lips as I grabbed the sleeping pokemons wrist's and started walking over to Sam, who was sitting on the sidelines licking her cuts from the previous battles. She seemed to notice me walking over to her with the two rose hands... In hand.

I seen humans do this before. The male grabs flowers that look like this, the bigger and brighter the better I'm guessing... So the male humans bring the now dead plant over to the female humans. The females faces get red, I thought this was from anger but now I'm second guessing that theory, and they accept the flowers and invite the male into the house and they don't come back out for a looooooooooooong time.

Strange.

Maybe I should ask Sam about that, although she has yet to answer one of my questions for the past two days we've spent in this town.

Again, strange.

But whatever.

So I dropped the still sleeping rose pokemon in front of Sam and gave a little bow to her now red face before speaking in a 'strange for me' nervous voice. "Y-You like the flowers?"

She just nodded in a way that told me "yes I do, thank you a great deal for grabbing a blood thirsty pokemon by the wrist's as if it was a harmless bidoof and offering me its hands."

That would make any one happy! At least I think so. But alas, before I could say anything else to Sam, The rose pokemon started to stir on her own accord.

Seeing this the gym leader lady shouted out a command, her voice sounded surprised by what I had just did obviously. "Er, good! Your awake! Hit the snorlax with a-"

I just cut her off by grabbing the rose pokemon's arm again and tossed her to the wall on the far side of the room, the wimpy pokemon just fainted right then and there. I'm a tiny bit sad that this wasn't a challenging battle, Sam got me all hyped up for it and it ended up being a HUGE let down. I let out another yawn and look at the two humans.

The gym leader still looked surprised, whilst Jim was grinning ear to ear at me.

Crap.

He's going to make fun of me for offering a pokemon's hands.

I don't know why or how he's going to make fun of me. Because I don't care.

I really don't care about what THEY think, only MY thoughts matter...

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Er... maybe Sam's too.

Maybe.

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Well a good two minutes of standing around like a bunch of idiots is enough to tire a snorlax out. So I fell onto my back and drifted into the nice world known as dream land.

Ah dreamland.

So great of a land...

Full of food...

More sleeping...

Routine life styles...

Beating up Team Rocket...

Getting all the gym badges..

Talking with Sam...

Mhfmmm...

Seeing the world... bei... stronges... all pokemon... Mmm...

I let out another yawn as I slowly awoke up from my slumber sometime later.

Surprisingly I didn't wake up to a flute, no, I woke up on my own for once! That made me think... How long have I been captured?

Feels like three months already... Meh.

Doesn't matter.

When I wake up normaly like this, I don't fully open my eyes. Ever. It lets me figure out what's going on around me, lisen in to conversations, and fully wake up to deal with whatever's around me.

But its weird... I'm not in the gym any more so that means Jim moved me with one of his balls or something. But I can hear Sam talking very concerned like to someone... Wait... Scratch someone and replace it with a male who seems to have his voice a little to close for my comfort, or hers by the tone of her voice.

"Yeah... uh, well it was nice talking to you! Mind if you leave our camp?" Ah, so Jim made camp somewhere... Now that my sense's are coming back I can faintly hear a campfire crackling and even fainter then that would be Jim's soft snoring.

"Come on... Do you really want me to leave so soon? We just met and I'd like to get to know you better..." Ok this guy sounds as creepy as Creep, I need to see what pokemon he is... I opened one of my eyes slightly in the direction of Sam's voice to see her sitting with a uncomfortable look on her face next to a a weird looking... what are they called... Luxrays! Yeah, those electric type guys. It also looked like we had moved closer to that mountain that was almost always visible in the sky, the base of the mountain was close by. It looked like a huge mountain wall from how close we were.. the trees that where around us have no true importance but I feel like mentioning that there was tree's all around us, cept for around the mountain wall of course... But back to the luxray and Sam.

Yeah, that luxray was way too close to Sam for my liking, but jumping into their conversation would be rude, and he's not really hurting her so I'll just see how things play out.

Sam took a deep breath before speaking in a very calm voice. "Yeah... I don't really want to get to know you... Mind uh... going away now? My body guard will beat the crap out of you if you don't," She gestured over to me. "and all I have to do is yell and he'll wake up." She was bluffing, or at least I think she was because I'm a heavy sleeper.

Static came from the luxray and made Sam's fur stand on end. The her whole body tensed up and static came off from her body. That jerk just paralyzed her! "You can't yell when your paralyzed my dear... ... You trained pokemon are so easy to trick sometimes..." He nudged her with his head and she just fell over on her side, her paws slightly twitching as she laid there. "Now this will only hurt for a little bit... You also may have trouble walking afterwards but I'm just delaying things for you, this will end up being a pleasurable experience for the bot-" Now, remember when I said I can be fast at moments when I feel the need to?

This was one of those moments.

I surprised myself with how fast I got up from a laying position, grabbed the luxray's neck tightly with one of my hands, and slammed him into the mountain wall."What was that? You were just about to leave Sam alone and go die in a hole some where?"

The luxray snarled and started to shock me with what seemed like all of his power.

Ok that prick can hurt me. My arm was feeling all tingly and the fur on my arm was starting to fry. I gritted through the pain and tightened my grip around his neck till he stopped with the whole shocking thing.

His once proud, fearless voice was now full of all kinds of fear. And my grip around his throat made his voice sound raspy and coarse. "I-I'm... Sorry... ugh... Pl-lease... le-let me go..."

I spoke up once more, not taking my eyes off the luxray as I did so. "Thats not up to me stupid. Its up to Sam.. Sam! Can you talk yet? Do want me to kill him or let him go?"

I faintly heard her voice, she sounded shaken and scared but I could also hear a hint of anger in her voice. "Yes... I... I can talk... Let him go... Painfully."

I let out a grunt, part of me was hoping that she would ask me to step onto his head with full force or smash him against the wall till he bled to death, I didn't understand what he was going to do her... But I didn't like how he was looking at her, it was much like how Creep had stared at me before he made his lips touch mine... "Your lucky day, I was thinking of so many creative ways to kill you, but I'll have to settle on this.." Not bothering to hold back, I slammed his head against the mountain wall. I could see that he was bleeding from the back of his head and was slowly losing conscience. I tossed him up in the air and caught him by one of his legs, started running at the trees, and tossed him with all the strength I could muster far, far away.

Satisfied with myself, I walked over too, the now sitting but still paw twitching, Sam. "Hey, you all right?"

She gave me a weak smile before speaking to me, most of the fear was now gone from her voice but she still sounded pretty shaken up still. "Y-Yeah... Now I am..." She walked over to me and started rubbing against my legs. "Thanks Tubby.. Your my he-" She tensed up for a moment and her fur stood up on end once more.

"Heh, your still paralyzed silly..." I picked her up, laid back down on my back and gently put her on my stomach. "You'll only be safe from the other pokemon if you sleep with me while your paralyzed like that." As I said that her face got red again.

She must like doing that.

She sounded like her head was in the clouds for a moment before her voice started to get angry. "S-Sleep with you? How could you say that after what that luxray was about to... Oh... Tubby... Do you know what he was about to do?"

I raised a eyebrow at her as I my voice took a very confused tone. "No... He just said he was going to hurt you so I stepped in... What was he goi-"

"Nothing!"

"Ok... if you say so... If you don't want to sleep on my belly then you can go sleep with Jim then..." I don't really know why but I sounded hurt when I said that...

Hmph.

Whatever...

She gave me another red faced smile before speaking again. "Nah, I'd love to sleep on your belly Tub's."

What's with the red face all the time? Is she angry with me or something? "Hey Sam why are you always mad at me?"

She was now curled up in a ball on my fluffy belly (I cannot stress enough the fact that I'm not fat!) and her head was sticking up, staring at me with a questioning look on her face. "What? I've never been mad at you! Why would you think that?"

"If your never mad at me then why is your face so red with anger? Like right now? Its getting even redder as I speak!"

That was true, her face was as red as a magikarps. She tried to hide it by burying her face in her fur. "I'll tell you later! J-Just go to bed Tub's!"

I doubt she'll tell me anything... But sleeping sounds like a good idea... Even though I just woke up... but... sleep... sounds...

Oh, hello there dreamland... Long time no see...