Skittles
Me: Hi peoplez! I'm sorry I haven't been updating, but SCHOOL! (Cries) New character:
Emmy!
Emmy: Hi!
Maya: I'm trying to help update, but-
Me: But, our mom is using the computer to write lesson plans for her class.
Maya: Doesn't she work in daycare?
Me: I know! What's the deal with that!
Cara: Guys! Summary?
Maya: Right! Summary!
Me: HEY! That's MY line!
Summary: Belle vs. Dan in a pure evil showdown!
Kris: Wasn't Dan supposed to find love?
Me: You'll see!
Belle: But first, a word from our sponsors…
…
Maya: WE DON'T HAVE ANY SPONSORS!
Belle: Oh…
Me: (Sighs) start it!
(Insert theme song)
Emmy: Hi, Sammy!
Me: Hi, Emmy!
(We hear Dan and Belle shouting)
Dan: YES!
Belle: NO!
Emmy: They fighting… AGAIN!
Me: Wait… They hate each other?
Emmy: You didn't know?
Me: Why!
Belle (to me): Dan says he's more evil than me!
Me: O.O you're not evil.
Belle: YES! I am!
Emmy: Whatever. Sammy, want pizza?
Me: YAY! PIZZA!
Dan: What! But, who's more evil!
Belle: How about a face-off?
Me: Will there be pizza?
Everyone, except Me: O.o
Belle: Um… Yes! Lots and lots of pizza!
Me: LET'S GO!
Emmy: Where to have it?
(Suddenly, out of nowhere, a stadium appears)
Me: That's convenient!
Emmy: Um… Let's get the cast?
Me: PIZZA!
(Inside the stadium)
Some announcer guy: Let's get ready to RRRRUUUMMMMBBBBBLLLLEEE!
Me: Who the HECK are you!
The announcer guy: I came with the stadium.
Belle: Okay…
Me: Where's the PIZZA!
Belle: THERE IS NO PIZZA!
The cast: (Gasps)
Kody: I CAME FOR THE PIZZA!
Kris: Whatever. Can we start the fight, or whatever this is?
Some announcer guy: Gladly.
Kris: O.o
Some announcer guy: In this corner, is the white haired devil daughter herself, Belle!
(Silence)
Belle: You guys suck!
Cast: Thank you!
Some announcer guy: Okay… In this corner, is Danny's alternative future jerky self, the blue demon, Dark Dan!
Dan: Hey! I'm not a jerk!
(Silence)
Dan: You guys DO suck!
(I kick the announcer guy out anime style out of the stadium)
Me: Don't come back ya hear!
(Back in the stadium)
Maya: Okay… First contest!
Cara: Challenge: What is the most evil thing you can think of?
Dan: Make everyone kill themselves, so they go to hell, go to hell to torture their souls, and make them my minions!
(Silence)
Cara: Okay… Belle?
Belle: I would steal Sammy's chocolate supply.
Cast: (Gasps) YOU FIEND! THAT IS EVIL!
(Maya faints, and I sit in the corner rocking absently saying 'I'm in choco-world')
Cara: Belle wins the first challenge!
Dan: WHAT! All she did was steal a sugar-hyped girl's chocolate!
Cara: In a way, she made the Skittles world, so she is a god, so Belle disobeyed this god, which is EVIL!
Dan: This is stupid.
Kris: Sure, Dan-Dan.
Dan: Don't call me DAN-DAN!
Kris: Whatever… Dan-Dan!
Dan: Grrr…
Cara: Shut up. Next challenge!
Lily: If you could torture a hero which way would it be: A) Torture them slowly. Or B) make it quick!
Dan: Make it quick.
(Silence)
Dan: O COME ON!
Lily: Whatever. Belle?
Belle: Slowly, so I can see the pain on their face, to beg me to stop, or beg for heaven, and tell him/her how I will kill their family like this, detail to detail.
The cast: (Gasps)
Chelsea: That's just sad.
Dan: I hate her.
Emmy: Dan, you need anger management. Belle wins! Last Challenge! (Duh, Duh, Duh, Duuhhh)
(We look around to see where the music came from)
Lucky: O… Kay. Okay this you have to do: Seduce your favorite crush!
Me: See Kris! There's Dan's love!
Kris: Yes!
Sarah: Okay, who is your crush? Crush. That a funny word. 'Crush' rhymes with 'rush'! I'm a on a sugar rush! WHAT HAPPEN TO THE PIZZA! I like chocolate. Chocolate is candy. Candy is good. Candy is good to write romantic stories on. Romance? Danny and Sam belong together! YAY! DANNY PHANTOM!
Everyone: O.O
Lily: Okay… Who's your crush?
Belle: I already have my crush, Danny Phantom!
Dan: I like Phoenix.
Belle: The girl who is pure evil, and wants everyone to die a painful death? The crazy lady?
Dan: HEY! I think she's beautiful!
Belle: Whatever. COUGHdesperateCOUGH
Lily: Well, since Belle already has the extra point, Dan, all you have to do is get Phoenix to kiss you…
Dan: That's easy!
Lily: In one week!
Dan: Still easy!
(Next Day, Dan goes to speak to Phoenix)
Phoenix: Who the HECK are you!
Dan: Not easy.
…
Me: (Gasps) I UPDATED! FINALLY! Stupid school.
Maya: Blah, blah, blah your needs.
Me: I hate you.
Maya: Whatever. Okay, but updates will be REALLY slow.
Me: I don't mean to!
Maya: WE!
Me (mock): Whatever.
Maya: Grr…
Me: Enough of our sibling rants! Review and ideas!
Maya: Ideas make us update sooner. SO IDEAS!
Me: What to do on Dan's date?
Maya: Stay tune.
Laterz
Samylew
And
Sis!